Well now this diary has become a log to report my day to...soooo on we go!!! (ive never had a diary so this will be cool)

 WELL today, [Wulf Skjaldr] and me discussed going on a longboat like vikings across the ocean and building a viking city and living there. Sounds awesome, and i really hope this isnt something we just talk about and dont do...cause i wanna do that. He also ate a 4 year old muffin, and oogled over [de Morte]'s tits.
 [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata] lost his implanted boob that we spent $12 on. Umm i joined the day after the apocolypse (god i swear with how often people mispell apocalypse...)...two of my slaves left without saying goodbye...shame on [The Black Goat] and [radioactive candycane]...i will have to punish them for it, but i will forget when they come back so it really doesnt matter.
 Umm i didnt get to watch porn today so im a little cranky...and thats about it. for today....it also snowed...alot....which is unusual for up here...i hope i get the day off tommorrow! that would kick arse.

crap 0.o my net died just as i posted this...good thing i copied it...or i wouldnt have re written it, that would have pissed me off!

Days like this i regret knowing so much about religion! Everybody lately seems to want me to describe or argue it with them, sometimes i just want to say "i dont know". Ive argued with 4 christians today, and ive had to describe or talk about satanism all week...all day at school thats the only topic, and all day on ET thats the topic. 0.o i need a break from it...it used to make me so happy talking about it at first but it really starts to pile up, repeating the same shit over and over again. When i become a reverend in the church of satan i wonder how bad its gonna get 0.o oh fuck...

im at the wiki making again...go here and tell me how awesome i am ^^ what is lord nazarath?

Neshojga znukusr e huena iskna us isrnult. E Gesryeri U jehi yq...donih...

XD go to www.happytreefriends.com and watch the episode called "out on a limb" its funny as hell!!!


poor lumpy though

Just imagine, what would happen if a perfectly straight Bishi got locked into a yaoi con. ...an all male yaoi con. Seems like the bishi wouldnt be able to walk after that 0.o

Once again my wit of writing a religious document has produced another masterpiece XD well maybe not masterpeice but hell, i like it! go here a note on satanic ritual

This days diary goes out to [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata]:

STOP TAKING MY STUFF AND PUTTING IT PLACES!!! AND STOP MAKING ME DEBATE PEOPLE FOR YOU!!!!! NEXT TIME I SEE ANY OF MY CRAP I WROTE ON GAIA AND I DIDNT PUT IT THERE YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!!

For the longest time my teeth have been hurting (in the back) when i eat sweet stuff. I just got back from the dentists and i found out its my wisdom teeth growing in...getting them removed in a few years.

God i had a weird night!

It was good up until 12 or so...but i came home and tried to log in to ET and it didnt work! I tried my pass all night, and all my old ones. But no such luck!

I couldnt sleep really, well i did but i kept thinking about what would happen if i lost my ET then i realized i am such an elftown whore.

Anyways, first try this morning with my pass it worked! I honestly dont get what happened! i think [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata] changed it and put it back because hes a dick and doesnt answer his phone!!!!!!! and he knows my password...>> *glares at him*

AS a follow up i have invented the order of the ersatz christians just check it out. also go here rules of the ersatz christian funny stuff.

Well i finally got around to posting my beliefs on a wiki, for no apperant reason. I would like it if those intreseted (this is mostly meant toward [de Morte] and [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata], and or [Erishkigal]) Might clear somethings up, but enough rambling on go here as your master commands it of you!
if we all listened to god...

hopefully i will add a few pages on to it for various reasons.

4:24 pm...just minutes until i leave for the almighty cradle of filth concert...i will now spare you my screams of excitement by doing the < huge > thing and just shout loudly and jump up and down until my nonexistant tits sag in real life ^^

HOLY FUCK!!! this is the most demented thing i have ever heard!!!! go here as your benevolent overlord commands it of you!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iOu2sCDcfi8&;mode=related&amp;search=

I am going to see Cradle of Filth on the 12th ^^ im so excited ^^ also my beloved is coming with me, along with [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata] and my real dad who got out of jail recently ^^ EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!

i absolutly love www.exposingsatanism.org the guy who wrote it must be a puritan with no life XD he explains how these things are all the call of satan, and lead to eternal chastisement in the fiery lake of burning sulfer XD im laughing so hard im gonna die! listen to what he says is evil:
-Harry potter
-Dungeons and dragons
-Pokemon
-Japanese graphic comics (manga you dumbass!!!!)
-Homosexuality
-Wicca
-Rock music
-Buddism
-Vampires
-any kind of Literiture/ art/ movies involving any of the latter
-The morman religion...
and the list goes on and on god its so funny!!!