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the bible: a two-thousand year psychodrama is still not finished. I will have a password up until its finished. Check back with my diary often.

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the bible: A two-thousand year psychodrama

100 things about Naza you should know
I made it! go look

Last weekend was great, I kept putting it off to write about it in my diary, but I shall now. I spent all weekend at my friend spencers (playing Elder Scrolls IV oblivion ^^ it so rocks!) Then on sunday Eric, Sam, [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata], and some chick [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata] knows, [Erishkigal] and her sister all came up and we went into the woods and found this perfect spot with an altar looking tree stump, lined it with candles and turned it into an altar (with [Erishkigal]'s sister acting as an altar woman) then I gave all of them a baptism ^^ yup I baptised 7 people satanically and now I feel like a real priest.
Its funny, for some reason I thought the ceremony would just be some short, stupid thing that wouldnt look authentic at all. Because every time my old "coven" from my wiccan days cast magic, it never felt real...just like some stupid teen thing. Even more so when I used to go to church, every prayer just some empty thinking to myself, hell I felt like I was trying to take to an imaginary friend.
But with this ceremony I didnt try to feel some otherworldy force, I felt pure human power through every one of us, and it felt free and invigorating. ^^
I was supposed to give a marriage to Eric and Sam, but they showed up to late and we had to cancel. So im doing that today probably, and some time soon Im holding a black mass (le messe noir). The great thing about all these ceremonies is, its not just three teens trying to cast magic, its about 9 to 15 humans actually manipulating force ^^

my computer is a cunt!!!

my computer is a cunt!!!

NAZA GOT REALLY BORED!

and decided to come up with 50 ways to torture a person. ^^ im very proud of myself. Anyway read all the way to the bottom and please, dont do any of these!!

1. Stab person in gap of ribcage with a rather small knife, this will cause them to slowly die
over many hours, while still in pain.

2. Inject them with finely ground glass in a sensitive area (such as genitals)

3. Cut their fingers off, then take car lighter and burn wounds closed to stop bleeding

4. Take a lighter and burn their finger/toenails off.

5. Wrap a rope around their neck holding both ends of it, pull on both ends so the rope rubs
back and forth really fast causing really bad rope burn. Can be used anywhere on body.

5. Tie all their hair to a truck and hold them in place, then floor the truck.

6. Give them papercuts in all their finger/ toe webs, and in their lip webs.

7. Take a sirated knife and make many small cuts all over body

8. Salt Any wound you may have caused in method 7

9. Put lemon/ orange juice in wounds caused in method 7

10. Take a lighter and burn any wounds caused shut.

11. Hang person from ceiling by their thumbs/ fingers/ toes

12. Sand off their nipples with a portable belt sander.

13. (Males only) Shove thin, hard rod of glass up urethra. Bend penis until the glass snaps.
(optional: Fill glass with small spikes or shards, salt works to)

14. (females only) Tie 8 ropes to pullies, 4 on one side of room, 4 on the other. Attach hooks
to ropes, peirce hooks through vagina and start streching!

15. Weld their eyes shut with an acetlyne welder.

16. Sew any bodily opening shut.

17. Shove burning peice of metal up nose without actually touching flesh.

18. Drip battery acid on tounge.

19. Break teeth out with chisel and hammer.

20. Chainsaw their eyelashes off (not really painful, unless they move, but will scare nonetheless)

21. remove their eyelids and place fan in front of eyes

22. Repeat 21 but place sand behind fan.

23. Sew lips together and tug on thread, pull lips as far as they can go, or until they rip.

24. Shove portable belt sander up anus and turn on...watch the fun.

25. Hammer+Nails+Achilles Tendon...do the math

26. Shove thumb tacks on every possible centimeter of their body.

27. Cut off eyelids and place cans of gasoline near eyes.

28. Cut off limbs and force feed them to victim.

29. Place heavy rocks on victims face, hands, and feet...really heavy rocks.

30. Peirce nipples with hooks, place hook in a drill. Spin drill. (think tittie twister from hell)

31. Make victim vomit uncontrollably, place gag in mouth

32. throw Victim in pit of used heroin needles.

33. Place super vacuum over eyes, cut off eyelids and turn on vacuum.

34. Cut off various peices of skin, in jigsaw shaped peices. Tan them into leather and sew them
into victim.

35. Trap person in in car and put on Kenny G./ Barry Manalow.

36. Clamp Genitals

38. Have fun with a staple/ nail gun.

39. drill screws into finger/ toe nails

40. Rip out intestines trough Vagina (if male, give them a vagina!) shove up ass, pull out
through mouth and hang them with it.

41. Place loaded gun barrels touching ears (but not pointed at ears) fire rapily. Let
Noise take its toll

42. Clamp nose and twist clamp until nose snaps.

43. Taser them!

44. Place their head against hard surface, wrap hard leather belt around their head then lock the belt tight and twist
the belt until they start to scream really really loudly, just before you crack their skull stop and let them starve to death

45. Place assorted tacks inside their palate (roof of their mouth)

46. Super glue their mouth shut.

47. Sew lead trench coat into their flesh and make them walk up hills

48. Tip motorcycle on its back while accelerating so wheels move quickly. Place victims tounge on moving wheel. Then do the
same with their back.

49. Tie victim to bed by hands and feet then jump on their stomach.

50. BEST ONE FOR LAST!!! Place victim in a roof completly covered in tin foil, cover all openings an doors with tin foil.
Modify several microwaves so they can operate with their doors open. Tie victim to chair in middle of the room with plastic
wrap so they cannot move. Then leave room and turn microwaves on ^^ watch the fun when the microwaves are done. Then take
victim to a desolate place (middle of desert is perfect) and leave them there to die. God those microwaves would seriously
fuck them up!

Yet another sick day and Ive spent a few hours playing Pokemon Diamond...God im such a dork XD So what the games for Pokemon kick ass, even though the series and concept are really childish and stupid :P the games are still fun as hell and offer hours of entertainment, Damn you wes and Jason for playing it around me and getting me hooked ...again...

But anyways, Ive noticed there are many people in this world who see fit to write down 3 page long essays explaining how pokemon influences satanism....._. Im a little insulted here. Its understandable to bitch about satanism when your a christian, but bitching about pokemon?!
How does Pikachu=Evil?!
Fucking dumbasses
I swear people have their christian asses so tightened im surprised they can walk anymore.
I also read that the PokeRap song at the end of old pokemon episodes says "I love satan" over and over again when played backwards...Well I listened to it backwards...alot. And I didnt hear anything about satan.
More conspiracy theories from the christians who depend on God to hold their hand when they use the bathroom...

So the Christians say "Pokemon is evil"
I say

DONT YOU BELIVE IT!

Ive come to 2 realizations today...

Realization #1
Abe lincoln was the first president to have a beard...he was also the only one to have a beard and no mustache...

Realization #2
As many of you know I am a real comic nerd, especially super heroes (spider man and batman are my favorites). But I realized that in almost every super hero movie, or series, the super hero saves a baby from a burning building....ok think about it. Most of the time the mom is outside the building screaming "MY BABY, MY BABY!"
Well how often do moms leave infants inside a burning buiding and run out themselves?! I swear If I was ever a super hero saving a baby from a burning building, I would just throw the mom in...then save the baby.


God I notice the weirdest stuff.

Ah crap today sucks...throwing up...sick...and I lost my old contacts this morning..now I only have one pair left vv. And today we had an assembly at school making all the classes 30 mins long. I bet that tommorrow I will be better...goddamn random 24 hour stomach flu!

Friends, romans, countrymen go to my new pic site and worship me! orgasming to nazarath

Battle of the Gods!

Go and vote

vagina flavored squeezy cheese

I got bored in third period:

Underworld Goddess

Lo and behold,
I speak a story
Of my moon shining bright
As the star of morning
On Adamantine wrought gates
She makes berth
and carnal pleasures of time
shall merit her worth
and all sins I treasure
for goddess love pleasure
met in midwinter
With eyes of styx
Shining bright, aroused and lit

its about [Erishkigal]

I made this!

the strangest anti-god rant ever!

Bloodshot eyes - metal skin
Serpents tongue - dagger claws
Dragon wings - crooked horns
K.I.N.G

Beholding the might
In its dawn of grace
In its beauty and light
In its pride and glory
Rushing torrent - time and space
Elder lords - crack the soil
Gone or dead - you've never been
Kingdom come - hear the roar
Climbing down
To rule the earth

Bloodshot eyes - metal skin
Serpents tongue - dagger claws
Dragon wings - crooked horns
K.I.N.G

Upon high places
With their heads up high
With their lives at stake
With their blades at hand
Triumph come - beyond the gate
Giants rise - from the pits
Worlds collide - chaos reign
Dawn of gold - age of gods
Climbing down
To rule the earth

Bloodshot eyes - metal skin
Serpents tongue - dagger claws
Dragon wings - crooked horns
K.I.N.G

Lightning strikes - wake up now
He the fourth - hate the weak
Summon all - make the signs
Legions march -earth to void
Climbing down
To rule the earth

Bloodshot eyes - metal skin
Serpents tongue - dagger claws
Dragon wings - crooked horns
K.I.N.G

For the strangest reason, a reason no mortal could comprehend...i downloaded Arabian nights, the song on aladdin...that the short salesman sings...and im listening to it...once again no mortal could comprehend the reason why I did that/ am doing it.

Fuck im confusing...even to me. My mind is R'Lyeh.

The strangest but coolest thing happened today. You know when you say a word and it affects people. Like its a bad word, words that stir up emotion rather than common words like tree, food, etc. These weird words are like rape, fuck, murder etc these make people think, it changes how they are currently thinking because its a bad word or it has a bad meaning. Well most people words like satan or devil worship, or even witchcraft scare people like that. Today I heard some one say "God bless you" and my mind treated it as a negative phrase. I think this means im not think of christianity not as just a bad religion, but its a bad thing for society. ^^ im proud of myself...now im gonna go and eat spam and cheetos ^^ yum spam...

I have 67 penises, they all are detachable. Only one fits on at a time, so I have 67 extra penises....its like a new thing to do every morning, I have to pick which penis I want to wear that day. Since I have 67 penises, and you have one, or possibly none, that means I pwn all of you. XD