Goddamn im really computer obsessed!
Im straightening my hair sitting at my computer, using my webcam as a mirror...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=szhJzX0UgDM
Seriously, one of the greatest songs ever!

"hey you say potato I say the wailing of the innocent its all the same"

-Cthulhu XD

Looks what I made ^^ isnt it pretty!
No stealing though! ><

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-DsgZ4JXXB8
Watch!!!
And then watch all the rest of them!!

Remember remember the fifth of november
the gunpowder treason and plot
I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason
should ever be forgot

Guy fawkes Guy fawkes t'was his intent
To abolish the king and parliment
With three score barrel below
poor ol' england to overthrow
but by god's good grace he was catch'd
With dark lantern, and burning match
Holla boys, holla boys let the bells ring
Holla boys holla boys god save the king

A penny loaf to feed the pope
a farthing of cheese to choke him
a pint of ale to wash it down
and a faggot of sticks to burn him
burn him in a tub of tar
burn him like a blazing star
then well say ol pope is dead
then we'll say the pope is gone forever
but please remember the fifth of november

HAPPY BONFIRE NIGHT EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.myspace.com/GOPmetal
Check out my Uncle's band.

pick of destiny= Fucking great movie!!!
Just thought you should know.

You know...I think if they built a statue of me that cried, it would cry gravy...
Because tears are to simple
and Blood is to cliche
But gravy? now thats original! and tasty!

I would like to apologize for my periodically long absences, my stepdad stole the modem, again. And everytime I found it with him not being home, it didnt work!
So I finally called tech support, they fixed the box that he tried to smash! ...douchebag...
And now I have net again! but only when he isnt home...
Which is from 11 to 4 on some days, but mostly from 2 to 4.
On weekends I cant say how long ill be on...probably not at all.
He said, after a long talk explaining how much of a horrible worthless son I am (yes his words!), that I can have it back after I show some "Improvement". Which is basically me doing the same thing ive been doing for years, just now I have to write it on some board or else he wont notice.
Now the funniest part about this is, my mom mentioned that my sister does nothing around the house, so he told me and her to split the work, and have it done before he got home.
Well...problem with that is my sister gets home a little after 4, he gets home around 3:50 to 4...so if I dont do my work AND my sisters work then I dont get the computer back...ever.

So im sorry to everyone who will be missing me dearly, ill try to be on as often as possible, but if im caught then I have to wait until I get my own computer...

yup im totally awesome... even though I didnt win...fuck.

Alright, everyones forgiveness I implore.
My mothers douchebag stole the internet modem at my house, so Im without internet until he decides to stop being a whiny little girl. So im gonna be gone for some time...
im at [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata]'s house right now...

Ok the lovely [Diede.] came up with the new thing that will soon sweep the internet!!!!
No longer will we have to worry about the stupid emo hearts (<3)
Now we have:
*drumroll*

<4!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJYxCSXjhLI
Everyone watch this, its great.

98% of teens wont stand up for god...XD god is screwed!

my house is haunted!
I was in the shower when the temperature of the water kept going up and down as if someone was flushing the toilet!
MY HOUSE IS HAUNTED BY EVIL BATHROOM GNOMES!!!!!!!!!!!
then later on the soap fell...but Im to smart for them ^^ I didnt fall for their evil ruse! I grabbed a second bar of soap I keep in there just in case evil bathroom gnomes have nefarious plans involving dropped soap and a spoon!

if your my friend reading this: Remind me to buy Bathroom Gnome repellent.

Ive had another revelation:

I AM FUCKING TERRIFIED OF DEATH!
life coming to an end, just emptiness...no heaven or hell. all my joys of life gone...FUCK ITS SCARY! Death is the ultimate end, there is no greater defeat than dying, not even living in torment...just dying is scary as hell. There is nothing I fear more than just dropping dead one day. I want to live forever, so I can forever realize the true joys of life...
I truly pity the death hungry, not only are they sacraficing their life, but they are literally going nowhere...
Fuck...many years from now I will be laying in a fucking deathbed and I will die! I DONT WANT THAT TO HAPPEN! I dont care if I get old and wrinkly and saggy...I just want to live for fucking ever.

I think its people who have this thought make the prettiest corpses...just the look in their eyes says "My only regret is life had to end" its beautiful..but a horrible thing...
Its the suicidal, the depressed, etc that make ugly corpses, they lie there and rot...they left nothing behind, no legacy all the had was death, they threw their lives away and now their dead body reflects it...
as LaVey said "Some people make prettier corpses than others"

I have a confession:
Last night I had sex with jesus. And I dont know whats funnier, the fact that I had to fake an orgasm he was so disappointing (how a guy fakes an orgasm...dont ask) or that Jesus had sex with a guy XD

Ok this is how the movie should have really been.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gRcj6CAhe7s&;feature=active_sharing
If jack had a band on his boat then he so would have made them play this song while he sang...
yup that would have pissed davy off.