Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe.
She says "Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you'd like to come into my bedroom."
Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."
The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says "I've got something special for you Santa. Can't you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let me make this Christmas eve unforgetable."
Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."
Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her naughty bits, and they were quite nice naughty bits, I might add. And she says "Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift."
Santa responds "Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
hey i havent wrote in this 4eva but i jsut wanted 2 say hey whatz up laterz 1
i think im i love i think this guy is the one but i dunno hes so sexi so is his voice and hes so sweet i wish i could meet him and but most of i wish i could be with me and see him everyday but rite now i can't but one day i will and ill be so happy
hey im so happy i think m in love hehe!!!!!
hey everything is goin wrong it seems like my whole life is going in the gutter i wanna just die and not have a life anymore probably no one would care taht im died theyll jsut probably be happy no one cares about me anymore tahey just hate me I WANNA DIE!!!!!!
My Love for You
Your always there
Your never gone
Your always by my side
To comfort me
To make me happy
You never let me down
I can always trust you
You will always be with me
Your my everything
Your my world
Your my life
If I was to lose you
I would never be mysself
Your my one and only love
I love you forver!