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Quotes form gir


"Let's make biscuits!"
"I'm gonna sing the doom song now!..."
"Doodeedoodeedoo...WAFFLES!"
"Why issss his head sooo big?! Whyyyyy is his heeeeaaad so biiiig?!" (Referring to Dib)
"Yay! I'm gonna be sick!" (after which, GIR vomits)
"(Zim): WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!? (GIR): IIIIIII MADE IT MYSELF!!!
"I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a while, 'kay?
"I like corn!"
"Hi, floor! Make me a sammich!"
" IT'S ME! I was the turkey all along!"
(In duty mode) "The knowledge, it fills me! It is neat!"
I love this show! (referring to the TV static)
"But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!!"
"But if the big splodey goes fast, won't it get all bad? BOOHOOHOO!"
(After pulling a puppy out of his hollow head cavity) "Look at what I found! He smells reeaall bad!!"
"I loveded you piggy! I loveded you!"
"I saw a squirrel... He was goin' like this! (imitates a squirrel)"
"I... love you" (Refering to pizza

Characters' moves
Ashrah

Heavenly Light: Press Down, Away, X.
Lightning Blast: Press Down, Toward, X.
Spin Cycle: Press Down, Up, Y.
Nature's Torpedo: Press Toward(2), X.
Fatality 1: Down(2), Up(2), Y (when close).
Fatality 2: Toward, Down, Toward, Down, Y (Sweep).
Hara Kiri: Press Up, Down, Up(2), Y.
Baraka

Flying Shard: Press Down, Away, B.
Mutant Blades: Press Toward(2), A.
Fatality 1: Press Toward, Up, Down, Y (when close).
Fatality 2: Press Toward, Down, Away, Toward, Y (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Down, Away, Up, Away, X.
Bo Rai Cho

Puke: Press Away, Toward, Y.
Monkey Flips: Press Down, Away, B.
Belly Bash: Press Toward(2), X.
Earthquake: Press Toward, Away, A.
Fatality 1: Press Down, Up, Toward(2), Y (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Up, Away, Toward, A (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Away(2), Toward(2), Y.
Dairou

Tombstone Drop: Press Toward, Away, Down, X.
Stealthy Shadows: Press Down, Up, Y.
Iron Leg: Press Down, Away, A.
Fatality 1: Press Down, Up, Away(2), B (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Down(2), Away, X (when close).
Hara Kiri: Press Away(3), Down, B.
Darrius

Tricky Blast: Press Away, Toward, Y.
Twisty Kick: Press Down, Away, X.
Chest Cruncher: Press Away, Toward, B.
Target Practice: Press Down, Toward, X.
Fatality 1: Press Up, Down, Away, Toward, A (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Down(2), Away, A (when close).
Hara Kiri: Press Away, Toward(2), Y.
Ermac

Mystic Float: Press Down, Up, A.
Mystic Bomb: During the Mystic Float move, press Down, A.
Dive Kick: During the Mystic Float move, press Toward, A.
Telekinetic Throw: Press Toward, Away, Y.
Telekinetic Slam: Press Away, Down, Away, X.
Hado-Energy: Press Down, Away, B.
Fatality 1: Press Down, Away(2), Down, A (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Away, Down, Away, Down, X (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Down, Up(2), Down, A.
Havik

Torso Spin: Press Down, Away, B.
Diving Corpse: Press Down, Toward, B.
Crackling Legs Projectile: Press Away, Toward, Y.
Head Snap: Press Away, Toward, Y.
Corpse Taunt: Press Toward, Away, X.
Fatality 1: Press Down, Toward(2), Up, X (when close).
Fatality 2: Press Toward(3), Away, Y (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Toward, Up(3), Y.
Hotaru

Grasshopper: Press Down, Toward, X.
Lave Burst: Press Down, Away, B.
Fatality 1: Press Toward, Away, Up, Down, B (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Down, Toward, Away, Toward, Y (when close).
Hara Kiri: Press Up, Away(3), Y.
Jade

Blazing Nitro Kick: Press Away, Toward, X.
Dodging Shadows: Press Away, Toward, Y.
Vanishing Winds: Press Away, Toward, B.
Razor-Rang: Press Down, Away, A.
Fatality 1: Press Away, Toward, Up, Toward, B (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Away, Toward(3), Y (when close).
Hara Kiri: Press Toward(3), Away, Y.
Kabal

Raging Flash: Press Away, Toward, X.
Plasma Blast: Press Down, Toward, B.
Nomad Touch: Press Down, Away, Y.
Fatality 1: Press Toward, Up(3), A (when close).
Fatality 2: Press Up(2), Down(2), Y (when close).
Hara Kiri: Press Toward, Up(2), Down, Y.
Kenshi

Mind Warp: Press Down, Away, A.
Telekinetic Slam: Press Away, Down, Away, B.
Telekinetic Toss: Press Down, Away, X.
Telekinetic Push: Press Toward(2), Y.
Tele-Fury: Press Away, Toward, A.
Fatality 1: Press Toward(2), Away(2), Y (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Away, Toward(2), Away, Y (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Down, Away(2), Toward, X.
Kira

Black Dragon Ball: Press Away, Toward, X.
Kiss of Death: Press Toward, Down, Away, B.
Night Shade: Press Down, Toward, B.
Fatality 1: Press Away, Toward(2), Away, X (Far).
Fatality 2: Press Up, Toward, Down, Away, A (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Toward, Away, Up, Away, A.
Kobra

Burning Fist: Press Down, Toward, Y.
Double Backflip Kick: Up, X(2).
Windmill Kick: Press Toward, Down, Away, X.
Tele-Punch: Press Down, Away, Y.
Chi-Blast: Press Down, Toward, B.
Crouching Chi-Blast: Press Down, Away, B.
Fatality 1: Press Down, Away, Toward, Down, X.
Fatality 2: Forward, Away, Forward(2), Y (when close).
Li Mei

Carnival Spin: Press Toward, Down, A.
Flying Furry: Press Toward, Toward, Y.
Flipping Heel Kick: Press Down, Away, X.
Nova Blast: Press Down, Away, B.
Fatality 1: Press Toward(4), B (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Up, Away, Toward(2), X (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Up, Down, Up, Down, A.
Liu Kang

Move 1: Press Toward(2), B.
Move 2: Press Toward(2), Y.
Move 3: Press Toward(2), X.
Move 4: Press Down, Toward, A.
Fatality 1: Press Away(3), Toward, Y (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Up, Away, Toward(2), X (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Down(3), Up, A.
Mileena

Rolling Thunder: Press Away, Down, X.
Soaring Sai: Press Down, Toward, Y.
Kick From Above: Press Toward, Toward, X.
Fatality 1: Press Toward, Down(2), B (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Up, Up, Toward(2), A (Far).
Hara Kiri: Press Away, Down, Toward, Down, B.
Nightwolf

Lightning From Above: Press Down, Up, B.
Spirit Arrow: Press Down, Away, B.
Rhino Charge: Press Toward(2), X.
Reflector: Press Away, Toward, Y.
Fatality 1: Press Away, Toward, Away, Toward, B (Far).
Fatality 2: Press Down, Toward, Down, Up, Y (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Up(4), A.
Noob Smoke

Dark Assassin: Press Down, Away, Y.
Death From Above: Press Toward(2), A.
Dark Shadows: Press Down, Away, X.
Darkness: Press Up, Down, B.
Smokeycut: Press Toward(2), X.
We Live: Press Down, Away, Y.
Fatality 1: Press Away, Toward, Away, Toward, B (Far).
Fatality 2: Press Up, Down(2), Toward, Y (as Smoke outside sweeping range)
Hara Kiri: Press Down, Up(2), Down, Y.
Raiden

Flying Thunder God: Press Forward(2), X.
Lightning Bolt: Press Down, Away, B.
Shocking Touch: Press Forward(2), Y.
Static Teleport: Press Down, Up, A.
Fatality 1: Press Away, Down, Toward, Down, B (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Up, Down, Toward(2), B (Far).
Hara Kiri: Press Toward, Up(2), Away, B.
Scorpion

Awayflip Kick: Press Toward, Away, A.
Bloody Spear: Press Away, Toward, B.
Hellfire: Press Down, Away, Y.
Teleport Attack: Press Down, Away, A.
Fatality 1: Press Toward, Down, Toward(2), B (when close).
Fatality 2: Press Toward, Away, Toward, Away, B (when close).
Hara Kiri: Press Toward, Up(2), Away, B.
Shujinko

Bike Kicks (Lui Kang's Bicycle Kick): Press Toward(2), X.
Flaming Fist: Press Down, Toward, Y.
Flying Jinko: Press Toward(2), Y.
Flip Scissor Kick: Press Down, Away, A.
Icy Breeze: Press Down, Toward, B.
Slide (Sindel's Foot Grab): Press Toward, Away, A.
Telekinetic Slam: Press Away, Down, Away, X.
Throw Spear (Scorpions Bloody Spear): Press Away, Toward, B.
Fatality 1: Press Up, Down(2), Toward, Y (when close).
Fatality 2: Press Away, Up, Toward(2), B (when close).
Hara Kiri: Press Down, Away, Down, Away, A.
Go to the following locations to unlock all of Shujinko's moves:

Bicycle Kick: Chaosrealm G-4 between 12 a.m. to 1 a.m. on Sunday
Ermac Slam: Edenia C-8 Wednesday at 5 p.m.
Flip Kick: Orderrealm E-1 at 11 a.m.
Foot Grab: Edenia D-8 at 2 to 3 a.m. on Monday (behind house)
Freeze: Orderrealm F-5 at 11 a.m. on Wednesday (in building)
Kobra Fist: Edenia G-6 (behind building)
Scorpion Spear: Edenia A-1 (Defeat Scorpion)
Torpedo: Directly in front of Edenia Portal
Fatality 1: Outword C-8 (in cave)
Fatality 2: Orderrealm D-4 at 9 a.m.
Sindel

Banshee Scream: Press Toward(2), B.
Star Screamer: Press Toward(2), B.
Sliding Foot Grab: Press Away, Toward, B.
Fatality 1: Press Away, Toward(2), Away, B (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Up(2), Away, Toward, A (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Toward, Up(2), Down, X.
Sub-Zero

Ice Clone: Press Down, Away, B.
Freeze Ball: Press Down, Toward, A.
Fatality 1: Press Toward, Away, Down, Toward, Y (when close).
Fatality 2: Press Away, Down, Away, Down, B (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Down, Up, Down, Up, Y.
Tanya

Human Cannon Drill: Press Toward(2), Y.
Air Fire Blast: Press Down, Toward, Y.
Surging Blast: Press Down, Away, Y.
Split Flip Kick: Press Down, Away, X.
Find Me: Press Up, Down, B.
Fatality 1: Press Toward, Down(3), B (when close).
Fatality 2: Press Up, Away, Toward, Up, Y (when close).
Hara Kiri: Press Down(2), Toward, Up, A

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