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forget my paranoia for the first time

Your Pokéname is:
Vaporzard
Profile
You live in the arctic wastes of Norway, and your diet consists mostly of bats, TV dinners and Dr. Pepper.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can spit broken glass. You can spit hot death. You can swim in Mr. PiBB. You can float in water. You can shoot sledgehammers. You have interchangeable body parts.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Mewrider.

robert philpott-The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Maharaja of Trannsylvania

Known in some parts of the world as:
Him of Seducers

The Great Archives Record:
Beautiful and alluring - hiding great power, great danger.


heather thomason-The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Margravine of Flesh

Known in some parts of the world as:
Seductress of Slovenia

The Great Archives Record:
A traveller in a foreign land, struck down by a mysterious wasting disease

anthony candela-The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Armand Arnauld

Known in some parts of the world as:
Zeus of The Flesh

The Great Archives Record:
A sensual one who knows the flesh - and knows the blood.


tyler edwards-The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Launcelot Deshoulières

Known in some parts of the world as:
Attila of Bucharest

The Great Archives Record:
A youth seduced by darkness and cults.


simon garland-The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Camuel de Pompadour

Known in some parts of the world as:
Samurai of Bats and Shadows

The Great Archives Record:
Slipping amongst the shadows, flitting between dark places, always quiet

Lets try to remember these days back in December
Our lives were very different
I was lonely when we first met
A small upstairs apartment
Driving through the darkness to get back home
Before they knew you were even gone

You don't have to speak because I can hear your heartbeat
Fluttering like butterflies searching for a drink
You don't have to cover up how you feel when your in love
I'll always know I'm not enough to even make you think

Please, slow down, girl
We're moving way too fast for their world
We've gotta make this last

I miss you so much, a self-inflicted coma
The days drag on I never thought of running with their feet
And when i feel the stress, I'm lonely and depressed
I picture you in the dress you wore four weeks ago

You don't have to speak because I can hear your heartbeat
Fluttering like butterflies searching for a drink
You don't have to cover up how you feel when you're in love
I'll always know I'm not enough to even make you think

Please, slow down, girl
We're moving way too fast for their world
We've gotta make this last
I know it hurts to feel so all alone
I'm by myself, more then you could know

If only they were all alone...
They were all alone...

Please, slow down, girl
We're moving way too fast for their world
We've gotta make this last
Slow down girl
We're moving way too fast for their world
We've gotta make this last

I know it hurts to feel so all alone
I'm by myself, more then you could know

If only they were all alone...
They were all alone...
They were all alone...
They were all alone...

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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore--
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door--
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door--
        Only this and nothing more."

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;--vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow--sorrow for the lost Lenore--
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore--
        Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me--filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating,
"'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door--
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;--
        This it is and nothing more."

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
"Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you"--here I opened wide the door;----
        Darkness there and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, "Lenore?"
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Lenore!"--
        Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
"Surely," said I, "surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore--
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;--
        'Tis the wind and nothing more!"

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore;
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door--
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door--
        Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore--
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
        Quoth the Raven "Nevermore."

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning--little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blest with seeing bird above his chamber door--
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
        With such name as "Nevermore."

But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered--not a feather then he fluttered--
Till I scarcely more than muttered "Other friends have flown before--
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before."
        Then the bird said "Nevermore."

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
"Doubtless," said I, "what it utters is its only stock and store
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore--
Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
        Of 'Never--nevermore.'"

But the Raven still beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore--
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt and ominous bird of yore
        Meant in croaking "Nevermore."

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
        She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
"Wretch," I cried, "thy God hath lent thee--by these angels he hath sent thee
Respite--respite and nepenthe, from thy memories of Lenore;
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!"
        Quoth the Raven "Nevermore."

"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!--prophet still, if bird or devil!--
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted--
On this home by Horror haunted--tell me truly, I implore--
Is there--is there balm in Gilead?--tell me--tell me, I implore!"
        Quoth the Raven "Nevermore."

"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil--prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us--by that God we both adore--
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore--
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore."
        Quoth the Raven "Nevermore."

"Be that word our sign in parting, bird or fiend!" I shrieked, upstarting--
"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken!--quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!"
        Quoth the Raven "Nevermore."

And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
        Shall be lifted--nevermore!

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Quotes form gir


"Let's make biscuits!"
"I'm gonna sing the doom song now!..."
"Doodeedoodeedoo...WAFFLES!"
"Why issss his head sooo big?! Whyyyyy is his heeeeaaad so biiiig?!" (Referring to Dib)
"Yay! I'm gonna be sick!" (after which, GIR vomits)
"(Zim): WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!? (GIR): IIIIIII MADE IT MYSELF!!!
"I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a while, 'kay?
"I like corn!"
"Hi, floor! Make me a sammich!"
" IT'S ME! I was the turkey all along!"
(In duty mode) "The knowledge, it fills me! It is neat!"
I love this show! (referring to the TV static)
"But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!!"
"But if the big splodey goes fast, won't it get all bad? BOOHOOHOO!"
(After pulling a puppy out of his hollow head cavity) "Look at what I found! He smells reeaall bad!!"
"I loveded you piggy! I loveded you!"
"I saw a squirrel... He was goin' like this! (imitates a squirrel)"
"I... love you" (Refering to pizza

Characters' moves
Ashrah

Heavenly Light: Press Down, Away, X.
Lightning Blast: Press Down, Toward, X.
Spin Cycle: Press Down, Up, Y.
Nature's Torpedo: Press Toward(2), X.
Fatality 1: Down(2), Up(2), Y (when close).
Fatality 2: Toward, Down, Toward, Down, Y (Sweep).
Hara Kiri: Press Up, Down, Up(2), Y.
Baraka

Flying Shard: Press Down, Away, B.
Mutant Blades: Press Toward(2), A.
Fatality 1: Press Toward, Up, Down, Y (when close).
Fatality 2: Press Toward, Down, Away, Toward, Y (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Down, Away, Up, Away, X.
Bo Rai Cho

Puke: Press Away, Toward, Y.
Monkey Flips: Press Down, Away, B.
Belly Bash: Press Toward(2), X.
Earthquake: Press Toward, Away, A.
Fatality 1: Press Down, Up, Toward(2), Y (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Up, Away, Toward, A (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Away(2), Toward(2), Y.
Dairou

Tombstone Drop: Press Toward, Away, Down, X.
Stealthy Shadows: Press Down, Up, Y.
Iron Leg: Press Down, Away, A.
Fatality 1: Press Down, Up, Away(2), B (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Down(2), Away, X (when close).
Hara Kiri: Press Away(3), Down, B.
Darrius

Tricky Blast: Press Away, Toward, Y.
Twisty Kick: Press Down, Away, X.
Chest Cruncher: Press Away, Toward, B.
Target Practice: Press Down, Toward, X.
Fatality 1: Press Up, Down, Away, Toward, A (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Down(2), Away, A (when close).
Hara Kiri: Press Away, Toward(2), Y.
Ermac

Mystic Float: Press Down, Up, A.
Mystic Bomb: During the Mystic Float move, press Down, A.
Dive Kick: During the Mystic Float move, press Toward, A.
Telekinetic Throw: Press Toward, Away, Y.
Telekinetic Slam: Press Away, Down, Away, X.
Hado-Energy: Press Down, Away, B.
Fatality 1: Press Down, Away(2), Down, A (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Away, Down, Away, Down, X (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Down, Up(2), Down, A.
Havik

Torso Spin: Press Down, Away, B.
Diving Corpse: Press Down, Toward, B.
Crackling Legs Projectile: Press Away, Toward, Y.
Head Snap: Press Away, Toward, Y.
Corpse Taunt: Press Toward, Away, X.
Fatality 1: Press Down, Toward(2), Up, X (when close).
Fatality 2: Press Toward(3), Away, Y (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Toward, Up(3), Y.
Hotaru

Grasshopper: Press Down, Toward, X.
Lave Burst: Press Down, Away, B.
Fatality 1: Press Toward, Away, Up, Down, B (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Down, Toward, Away, Toward, Y (when close).
Hara Kiri: Press Up, Away(3), Y.
Jade

Blazing Nitro Kick: Press Away, Toward, X.
Dodging Shadows: Press Away, Toward, Y.
Vanishing Winds: Press Away, Toward, B.
Razor-Rang: Press Down, Away, A.
Fatality 1: Press Away, Toward, Up, Toward, B (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Away, Toward(3), Y (when close).
Hara Kiri: Press Toward(3), Away, Y.
Kabal

Raging Flash: Press Away, Toward, X.
Plasma Blast: Press Down, Toward, B.
Nomad Touch: Press Down, Away, Y.
Fatality 1: Press Toward, Up(3), A (when close).
Fatality 2: Press Up(2), Down(2), Y (when close).
Hara Kiri: Press Toward, Up(2), Down, Y.
Kenshi

Mind Warp: Press Down, Away, A.
Telekinetic Slam: Press Away, Down, Away, B.
Telekinetic Toss: Press Down, Away, X.
Telekinetic Push: Press Toward(2), Y.
Tele-Fury: Press Away, Toward, A.
Fatality 1: Press Toward(2), Away(2), Y (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Away, Toward(2), Away, Y (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Down, Away(2), Toward, X.
Kira

Black Dragon Ball: Press Away, Toward, X.
Kiss of Death: Press Toward, Down, Away, B.
Night Shade: Press Down, Toward, B.
Fatality 1: Press Away, Toward(2), Away, X (Far).
Fatality 2: Press Up, Toward, Down, Away, A (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Toward, Away, Up, Away, A.
Kobra

Burning Fist: Press Down, Toward, Y.
Double Backflip Kick: Up, X(2).
Windmill Kick: Press Toward, Down, Away, X.
Tele-Punch: Press Down, Away, Y.
Chi-Blast: Press Down, Toward, B.
Crouching Chi-Blast: Press Down, Away, B.
Fatality 1: Press Down, Away, Toward, Down, X.
Fatality 2: Forward, Away, Forward(2), Y (when close).
Li Mei

Carnival Spin: Press Toward, Down, A.
Flying Furry: Press Toward, Toward, Y.
Flipping Heel Kick: Press Down, Away, X.
Nova Blast: Press Down, Away, B.
Fatality 1: Press Toward(4), B (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Up, Away, Toward(2), X (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Up, Down, Up, Down, A.
Liu Kang

Move 1: Press Toward(2), B.
Move 2: Press Toward(2), Y.
Move 3: Press Toward(2), X.
Move 4: Press Down, Toward, A.
Fatality 1: Press Away(3), Toward, Y (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Up, Away, Toward(2), X (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Down(3), Up, A.
Mileena

Rolling Thunder: Press Away, Down, X.
Soaring Sai: Press Down, Toward, Y.
Kick From Above: Press Toward, Toward, X.
Fatality 1: Press Toward, Down(2), B (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Up, Up, Toward(2), A (Far).
Hara Kiri: Press Away, Down, Toward, Down, B.
Nightwolf

Lightning From Above: Press Down, Up, B.
Spirit Arrow: Press Down, Away, B.
Rhino Charge: Press Toward(2), X.
Reflector: Press Away, Toward, Y.
Fatality 1: Press Away, Toward, Away, Toward, B (Far).
Fatality 2: Press Down, Toward, Down, Up, Y (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Up(4), A.
Noob Smoke

Dark Assassin: Press Down, Away, Y.
Death From Above: Press Toward(2), A.
Dark Shadows: Press Down, Away, X.
Darkness: Press Up, Down, B.
Smokeycut: Press Toward(2), X.
We Live: Press Down, Away, Y.
Fatality 1: Press Away, Toward, Away, Toward, B (Far).
Fatality 2: Press Up, Down(2), Toward, Y (as Smoke outside sweeping range)
Hara Kiri: Press Down, Up(2), Down, Y.
Raiden

Flying Thunder God: Press Forward(2), X.
Lightning Bolt: Press Down, Away, B.
Shocking Touch: Press Forward(2), Y.
Static Teleport: Press Down, Up, A.
Fatality 1: Press Away, Down, Toward, Down, B (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Up, Down, Toward(2), B (Far).
Hara Kiri: Press Toward, Up(2), Away, B.
Scorpion

Awayflip Kick: Press Toward, Away, A.
Bloody Spear: Press Away, Toward, B.
Hellfire: Press Down, Away, Y.
Teleport Attack: Press Down, Away, A.
Fatality 1: Press Toward, Down, Toward(2), B (when close).
Fatality 2: Press Toward, Away, Toward, Away, B (when close).
Hara Kiri: Press Toward, Up(2), Away, B.
Shujinko

Bike Kicks (Lui Kang's Bicycle Kick): Press Toward(2), X.
Flaming Fist: Press Down, Toward, Y.
Flying Jinko: Press Toward(2), Y.
Flip Scissor Kick: Press Down, Away, A.
Icy Breeze: Press Down, Toward, B.
Slide (Sindel's Foot Grab): Press Toward, Away, A.
Telekinetic Slam: Press Away, Down, Away, X.
Throw Spear (Scorpions Bloody Spear): Press Away, Toward, B.
Fatality 1: Press Up, Down(2), Toward, Y (when close).
Fatality 2: Press Away, Up, Toward(2), B (when close).
Hara Kiri: Press Down, Away, Down, Away, A.
Go to the following locations to unlock all of Shujinko's moves:

Bicycle Kick: Chaosrealm G-4 between 12 a.m. to 1 a.m. on Sunday
Ermac Slam: Edenia C-8 Wednesday at 5 p.m.
Flip Kick: Orderrealm E-1 at 11 a.m.
Foot Grab: Edenia D-8 at 2 to 3 a.m. on Monday (behind house)
Freeze: Orderrealm F-5 at 11 a.m. on Wednesday (in building)
Kobra Fist: Edenia G-6 (behind building)
Scorpion Spear: Edenia A-1 (Defeat Scorpion)
Torpedo: Directly in front of Edenia Portal
Fatality 1: Outword C-8 (in cave)
Fatality 2: Orderrealm D-4 at 9 a.m.
Sindel

Banshee Scream: Press Toward(2), B.
Star Screamer: Press Toward(2), B.
Sliding Foot Grab: Press Away, Toward, B.
Fatality 1: Press Away, Toward(2), Away, B (when in sweeping range).
Fatality 2: Press Up(2), Away, Toward, A (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Toward, Up(2), Down, X.
Sub-Zero

Ice Clone: Press Down, Away, B.
Freeze Ball: Press Down, Toward, A.
Fatality 1: Press Toward, Away, Down, Toward, Y (when close).
Fatality 2: Press Away, Down, Away, Down, B (when in sweeping range).
Hara Kiri: Press Down, Up, Down, Up, Y.
Tanya

Human Cannon Drill: Press Toward(2), Y.
Air Fire Blast: Press Down, Toward, Y.
Surging Blast: Press Down, Away, Y.
Split Flip Kick: Press Down, Away, X.
Find Me: Press Up, Down, B.
Fatality 1: Press Toward, Down(3), B (when close).
Fatality 2: Press Up, Away, Toward, Up, Y (when close).
Hara Kiri: Press Down(2), Toward, Up, A

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