Bus rides are 10x's more fun than the actual destination,
and, never play consecutive games of slaps against experienced black belts.
You will lose.
...And it will hurt. Oh, will it hurt.
"My mum always said, 'It's a dog-eat-dog world, son. You get them before they get you.
Eat your greens. Stop embarrassing me in front of the neighbors.
Maybe it would best if you leave home and never come back!' *pause*
She wasn't even my real mum. She bought me from a man."