hey here it is =/ If you think your life's bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once, you only get eaten once too. It takes 4 minutes to get hard, and only 2 to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom!! So cheer up, your life isn't so bad!" -Randomly read.

ill be hiding in the shadows
ill be waiting in the dark
to drive this blade straight through your heart
ill drag your body to the car
as blood races down my arm
I think everyone will wonder where you are, do you?


ill hide you in my walls
your body will never be found
ill wear your skin as a suit, pretend to be you
your friends will like you more than they used to


dear diary my teen angst bullshit has a body count
I believe its 6 going on 7 now


I've been dreaming about you
in a pool of your own blood
with your eyes gouged out
by the work of my thumbs
the scent of your insides
from under the floorboards
the perfect perfume
to settle a score.


ill hide you in my walls
your body will never be found
ill wear your skin as a suit, pretend to be you
your friends will like you more than they used to
pretend to be you, your friend will like you more than they used to
ride the wings of pestilence

BAGS BAGS BAGS BAGS BAGS BAGS BAGS BAGS BAGS BAGS BAGS BAGS BAGS 100.0

[1) I committed suicide:]
[2) I said I liked you:]
[3) I kissed you:]
[4) I lived next door to you:]
[5) I started smoking:]
[6) I stole something:]
[7) I was hospitalized:]
[8) I ran away from home:]
[9) I got into a fight and you weren't there]












what do you think of my:
[1) Personality:]
[2) Eyes:]
[3) Face:]
[4) Hair:]
[5) Clothes:]
[6) Mannerisms:]












general stuff:
[1) Who are you?]
[2) Are we friends?]
[3) When and how did we meet?]
[4) How have I affected you?]
[5) What do you think of me?]
[6) What's the fondest memory you have of me?]
[7) How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?]
[8) Do you love me?]
[9) Have I ever hurt you?]
[10) Would you hug me?]
[11) Would you kiss me?]
[12) Would you make love to me?]
[13) Would you marry me?]
[14) Emotionally, what stands out?]
[15) Do you wish I was cooler?]
[16) On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?]
[17) Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. ]
[18) Am I loveable?]
[19) How long have you known me?]
[20) Describe me in one word.]
[21) What was your first impression? ]
[22) Do you still think that way about me now?]
[23) What do you think my weakness is?]
[24) Do you think I'll get married?]
[25) What about me makes you happy?]
[26) What about me makes you sad?]
[27) What reminds you of me?]
[28) What's something you would change about me? ]
[29) How well do you know me? ]
[30) Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? ]
[31) Do you think I would kill someone?]
[32) Are we close?]
[33) Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?]