[Lynyrd Zeppelin]'s diary

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Written about Sunday 2005-06-12
Written: (7106 days ago)

ON TOP OF OLD SMOKEY
ALL COVERED IN BLOOD
I SHOT MY POOR BARNEY
WITH A FORTY-FOUR GUN
I WENT TO HIS FUNERAL
I WENT TO HIS GRAVE
EVERYBODY THREW FLOWERS
WHILE I THREW GERNAIDES
I SAW IN THE PAPER
THAT HE WASEN'T QUITE DEAD
SO I TOOK A BAZOOKA
AND BLEW OFF HIS HEAD
IT ROLLED DOWN THE MOUNTAIN
AND INTO THE SEA
THE SHARKS ATE HIM UP
JUST LIKE CHEF BIOAREDEE
YUM YUM!
yes i know i'm a murderer

596469  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2005-06-12
Written: (7107 days ago)

<img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/70240_1089756014.jpg?>This is true cause my Pirare captain Gabe is a Goth!!! Capt. Twin Blade Gabe. Gabe is one of my good friends (even though i'm only a swabby in his crew) he is cool with his 2 daggers. i have a knights sword and a kattana. Jake has a Scimitar, and Henry has a pistol. (We are all swabbies)

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Written about Saturday 2005-06-11
Written: (7108 days ago)


There is a boy and a girl on the motorcycle


Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.








Guy: No, this is fun.








Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!








Guy: Then tell me you love me.








Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!








Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.








*Girl hugs him*








Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.









(In the paper the next day)

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but

only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die

595313  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2005-06-11
Written: (7108 days ago)
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<img:http://mywebpage.netscape.com/jayd20202/0038.gif>me upset

595259  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2005-06-11
Written: (7108 days ago)

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Written about Thursday 2005-06-09
Written: (7109 days ago)
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I PLEDGE ALLIEGANCE TO THE FLAG
THAT MICHEAL JASKSON IS A FAG
HE USED TO PLAY WITH LITTLE TOYS
NOW HE PLAYS WITH LITTLE BOYS
HE USED TO GIVE HIS MOM SOME PEARLS
NOW HE PLAYS WITH LITTLE GIRLS!!!!

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Written about Monday 2005-06-06
Written: (7112 days ago)

Today was my last day of school!

here is my favorite part of a song that if forget what it ti called and who it is by

Schooooooooooooooools out for summer, Schooooooooooooool out for-ever, Schoooooooooooools been blown to pieces!

592143  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2005-06-06
Written: (7112 days ago)

Today was my last day of school!

here is my favorite part of a song that if forget what it ti called and who it is by

Schooooooooooooooools out for summer, Schooooooooooooool out for-ever, Schoooooooooooools been blown to pieces!

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Written about Saturday 2005-05-07
Written: (7143 days ago)

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I think he should die! *stabs knight*

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Written about Tuesday 2004-01-20
Written: (7615 days ago)

Iv'e been out for a while and now i'm back. Remember i make swords and other midevil weponds!

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Written about Saturday 2003-08-30
Written: (7759 days ago)

become my friend to read yesterdays.

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Written about Monday 2003-08-25
Written: (7764 days ago)

today i got a gundum suit it is very powerful

59808  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2003-08-22
Written: (7766 days ago)
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Today i learnd i can summond the legendary darkness arimor wich gives me the demond of darkness sword.Fack this sword can drian the soul and life out of pepole.This sword whas made by satin himself.I also get the hellish shield.fack it can such all the dark energy and shout it all in one foroshis blast.I can also summon the divien dragon of darkness.

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Written about Thursday 2003-08-21
Written: (7766 days ago)

Today i learnd i can summon the light arimor.with it i get the
god of light sword.fact the god of light sword can give life or take lives.I also get the hevan shield.fact this shield can drian all the light energy and shout it in one foroshis blast.
With this i can summon the divien dragon of light.

54651  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2003-08-07
Written: (7780 days ago)

today i learned that i can summon a portal to hell

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Written about Tuesday 2003-08-05
Written: (7783 days ago)

today i got physic powers and telipathic powers.

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Written about Monday 2003-08-04
Written: (7785 days ago)

tomoro i turn 14!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Written about Thursday 2003-07-31
Written: (7788 days ago)

nothing to do so bourd

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