[Aki Neko]'s diary
Follow these rules to maintain your sanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles.
Heres my music on Imeem
http://amanery
Here, I got bored...
1.Sex: Female
2.Eyes: hazel
3.Age: 14
4.Birthday: June 24
5.Nickname: Aki
6.Favorite Artist: Ummm...Lots of them.^_^
7.Favorite Photographer: Hold on, I'll put his username up when I find it...
8.Lucky Number: 13
9.Favorite Color(s): Black and Teal
10.Is true love real?: Yes, Its just the hardest kind to deal with
11.Shoe Size: 8 1/2 to 9
12.Favorite Movie(s): Ummm...Inuyash
13.Favorite music: Rock, jpop/rock
14.Coolest person you met this year: I didnt meet them this year, but Paul, Collin, Robert, Tony, Ardae, Shiro, Aura and Six. *I dont know all thier real names....*
15.Who would you like to meet:Any of the above listed.
16.Who do you admire most: Collin, Robert and Paul
17.Most sexy person(s): Ummm...CRISS ANGEL!8D
18.Favorite Plush: Kirara and Shippo
19.Favorite Cologne: Im a girl...O.o
20.Favorite Magazine: Shonen Jump
21.Favorite sound: Wow....A pencil hitting paper.
22.Favorite TV-series: Anime, anything not too yoai-y
23.Favorite Writer: Nobuhiro Wastuki
24.Favorite Nickname: Aki
25.Favorite Song ever: Too many to count....
26.Favorite food: RAMEN!!!
27.Favorite drink: Those big watermelon drinks that they sell for a dollar....
28.What do you think is greatest about yourself: My art and way of thinking...*Bl
29.Most romantic moment in your life: Hmmm...Not sure. Just falling for someone.
30.Most embarrassing moment in your life: My friend wanted mt to sing for her, and everyone started to crowd around, and when I was talking to my friends, one wanted me to date her ex, and this asshole next to us blurted out that I was going out with him...Ick!XP
31.You spend your time rather inside or outside: Either
32.What do you do in the weekends?: Elftown and work
33.What class in school do/did you dislike most: math...
34.You prefer being alone or have relation: relation, yet that hasnt happened yet...
35.Simple or complicated?: complicated and confusing...de
36.Cremate or Buried when dead?: Buried
37.Stay up late or go to bed early: Up late
38.Light or dark? You have to live with both, so who cares?
39.Speak or Silence: speak!
40.Newspaper: ?? My teacher said he wanted to put my project in their this year!
41.Hug or kiss: Hug...Until I get a boyfriend...*b
42.Happy or Sad: Act happy, inside you die.
43.Life or Death: Id like to live until I achive my goal.
44.Jig or Disco: Hmmm...DISCO!
45.Left or Right: Either...unles
46.What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: Let me stay with the one I'm ment for for as long as possible.
47.You believe in reincarnation: Of course. Im hoping for cat...Or lyger.^_^
48.You believe in Aliens: Please dont make me into soup!I dont taste good!!
49.When you die, what will be your last words?: I love you, and wont call it "Heaven" till your there. Kimi o ai suru....*Takes last breath with her lips against his*
50.Best feeling: Love...and pain.
51.What are you afraid of: Umm...Care to be specific?...Ky
52.Are you an emotional person: Very.
53.As what animal would you like to reincarnate: Cat or lyger...Or Those lions with wings.
54.What is the most beautiful part on the female body: Her eyes and soul.
55.Number of scars on your body: About 100 on my heart, and 1 on my wrist.*I fell down starirs.XD*
EEK!!!!!!!! OMG! I found this on imeem!!!XD MCR CHIBIS!!!!!!!!
OMFG!!! Iv been dizzy and not feeling good all day, and my grandma wanted me to help her outside put the sprinkler on! I had to keep ajusting the water and to see how high and far it was going, I had to look behind me with my head down. That made me REALLY dizzy, and when we were done, I fell over and tripped on a small rose plant!>.< Fell right on top of it. And now my grandpa just yelled at me for screaming "Ouch!"
Bleh... I woke up today feeling like crap...I think I cought a bug. Damnit....My nose wont stop rining and my head hurts reaallllllllll
He Says - She Says
He said . . I don't now why you wear a bra you've
got nothing to put in it. She said .. . . You wear
pants don't you?
He said ... . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . . . What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you? She said . . Turn sideways
and look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room . . . "My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it . . . " I do not!"
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the
future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
have in common?
A. They're married.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so
dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
sorry for the bad typig. Im using my moms comp at the moment and her key board sucks ass!!>.<
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Birthday:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11.Would you walk on the beach with me?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you/have you talked about me?
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
15. Would u take a nap with me?
16. Do you like me more than a friend?
17.Do you think I'm cute?
18. If you could change anything about me -would you?
19.Would you dance with me?
20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
I WENT TO MY FIRST CONCERT AND IT WAS FALL OUT BOY!!!And I'm going to be on tv!! I was shot in the corner since Pete Wentz was two rows ahead of me!!But, my head was cut off....Look in the right hand coner for a black shirt with pink and silver and thats me!!!XDDDDDDD
Its going to be on TRL I think on the third...I dont know what time.
Ok guys, I'm leaving in a few minuets. I love you all SOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kuro
Caita
Chiyo
Momo
Ziggy
Kai
Danny
Debby
Evo
Black Cat
Roxie
Unholy
Silent
Half Blood
Aura
Uno
I LOVE YOU ALL!^_^
Hows my drawing? <Please!!!♥♥♥♥♥
Ok, Im leaving tonite to go to Florida, and wont be back for about a week. Im trying to saty on as long as I can today, so yeah...^ ^' I love you all, and I'll see you next week!
*sigh* My mom says at midnite shes going to make everyone sing "happy birthday" on the plane. I think shell....wait.
"Car Underwater"
Believe the news, I'm gone for good.
Call off the search, no one will know that I'm down here
Believe the note I left for you
You can't turn back the clocks, you can't pull me up from here, so don't try
I'm in a car underwater with time to kill, thinking back I forgot to tell you this
I didn't care that you left and abandoned me, what hurts more is I would still die for you.
I'm in a car underwater with time to kill, thinking back I forgot to tell you this
I didn't care that you left and abandoned me, what hurts more is I would still die for you.
Make time slower, give me longer.
It's too late for me, no one will know that I'm down here.
And believe your dreams of me sinking
so far, below, you can't pull me up from here so don't try.
In a car underwater with time to kill, thinking back I forgot to tell you this
I didn't care that you left and abandoned me, what hurts more is I would still die for you.
I'm in a car underwater with time to kill, thinking back I forgot to tell you this
I didn't care that you left and abandoned me, what hurts more is I would still die for you.
Leave it up to me. To burden you again.
This ones not your fault. Please forgive me.
Leave it up to me (leave it up to me). To burden you again (To burden you again).
This ones not your fault. So forget, so forget, so forget me.
Don't think back, don't think back of me at all.
Just let me go.
Don't think back, don't think back of me at all.
Just let me go.
Don't think back, don't think back of me at all.
Don't think back, don't think back of me at all.
Don't think back, don't think back of me at all.
I'm in a car underwater with time to kill, thinking back I forgot to tell you this
I didn't care that you left and abandoned me, what hurts more is I would still die for you.
I'm in a car underwater with time to kill, thinking back I forgot to tell you this
I didn't care that you left and abandoned me, what hurts more is I would still die for you.
and I would still die for you
I would still die for you
and I would still die for you
I would still die for you
and I would still die for you...
Post This:
1 hour- You'll have bad sex
20 min - Your crush will kiss you
15min - Your crush will tounge you
5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out
under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
i posted this under 2 minuets. funny thing is, I dont have a crush!!!XD
read previos diary if you saw this in my mood.
I'v been thinking of this song for almost a year!!!O0O
http://www.you
I first heard this song when I liked Zach, and its been stuck in my head for almost a year now!!XD Wow! And DAMN dose it make me think back, and think now too...
AND!! PLEASE take a look at Hows my drawing? I REALLY need to know...
I got jealous again....I couldnt stop looking behind me to see them....
If I come up with sad or stupid moods, just try to ignore them. If you ask, all youll get is rambling....So
also, please do look at Tears. I need a little help, so members welcome!
one of my better peoms from aki's poetry I like this one best:
when a girl says "i love you" she means it
if you cant return that love, and dont tell her imidiently
youll hurt her more than youll ever know
if you dont care for her at all
dont even talk to her
when she gets confussed
tell her what you mean
if she crys
hold her tight
if she struggles
hold her tighter
if she screams
dont let go
if she kisses you
kiss her back
if you still dont understand how she feels
don't bother trying
if you do
never let her go
if she says "i love you"again
say it back
youll make her the happiest girl in the world
said from someone who has
never had her first kiss
never had a boyfriend
never been in this situation
has fallen in love
knows what it feels like
knows what it feels like to be turned on(against)
knows how it feels to be broken
and wants to be loved back
if you have someone so special
never let them go
but let them be free
ok...What Sean fucking said is still ringing in my ear...If [Shinju_Rorain] ever says she hates me, its cuz I killed her boyfriend...T T need a guy my ass.....bastar
Your Evanescence song is: Forever Gone, Forever You
You were with someone who only brought you pain into your life. But you couldn't see all this until it was over. Now when you know the truth it'll be easier for you to accept your partings. Your goal now should be to try to find yourself and deal with your pain.
Your word is: Brood. You are a true thinker and often try to figure out the meaning of life, why we are all here etc. You may not be so social, and often think twice before acting but those thoughts you have in your mind never stop flowing in. Sometimes you can be so concentrated you forget about other things that you have to do. Don't change, this world needs deep people.