THIS IS FUNNEH!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDD




There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

THIS IS SCARY!

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!I have a soar throat!X.x

DEAR GOD!!!*Runs for water, and keeps coughing* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!I have to practice the winning song!!! TT^TT I dont think Im going to practice to much today....

I feel like I cant do anything laletly...

I know all I say is "I hate to cry and I want to help people, make them smile." Yet latley, even rp wise, all Iv been doing is crying. I hate crying, but IRL the tears wont come out. Im just....Really fucked up at the moment and dont know why. So Im sorry if I screw up really bad. I just feel like shit. I love you all SOOOO much for the wiki. It helps. Alot/ But, I have weord episode to where anything at all can screw up my mood. Im sorry if I was rude earlyer. Im just.....I just hope Im just tired. Iv got a crappy attitude cuz of my stamina.....I hope. I really liked talking to you too, Rea. Its been a long time. Ill try to get into a better mood. If I start acting like an ass, block me for a while or something. I love you guys, just aint in my head at the moment.

I love you.
  -Amane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLhNMyD9TL4<Jar of dirt!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTl2CegZoD8<Emo dolls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqg8jlOTWzQ&NR=1<Red Wine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqg8jlOTWzQ&NR=1


"Wine Red"

Who shot that arrow in your throat?
Who missed the crimson apple?
It hung heavy on the tree above your head

This chaos, this calamity, this garden once was perfect
Give your immortality to me; I'll set you up against the stars

Gloria,
We lied, we can't go on
This is the time and this is the place to be alive

Who shot that arrow in your throat?
Who missed the crimson apple?
And there is discord in the garden tonight

The sea is wine red
This is the death of beauty
The doves have died
The lovers have lied

I cut the arrow from your neck
Stretched you beneath the tree
Among the roots and baby's breath
I covered us with silver leaves

Gloria,
We lied, we can't go on
This is the time and this is the place to be alive

The sea is wine red
This is the death of beauty
The doves have died
The lovers have lied

The sea is wine red
This is the death of beauty
The doves have died
The lovers have lied

The sea is wine red (Gloria, we lied)
This is the death of beauty (we lied, this is the time and place)
The doves have died (Gloria, we lied)
The lovers have lied (this is the time and place)

GOing to bed soon. 11:40 going on 12 here. SLEEEEEEEEEEEPY.

Everyones off, its boring, and I have books to read. Ill be back later. Love you all!

Free hugs

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I have to go, Im sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy.

Silent-nii! You got off! I have to talk to you when you get back on, Kay? And check Tears Stories, I had to change it a little.

I love you guys!*hugs all tightly* Good night and sweet dreams.

I NEED VOTERS FOR POLL!!!! PLEASEEEEEEEEEE ITS REALLY IMPORTANT!!!I LUFF YOU ALL!!!

You Are 32% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

Now if that dosnt say something....

(http://www.mindistortion.net/sub/?x=)

I feel like fucking shit!!!

[xgs23560], I think he likes me but he has a girlfriend!!!AND! He lied saying he broke up with her! Im tired of beliveing people like that! This fucking sucks!! Everone lies to me! I dont get it...I though Elftown was the only way I could get away to true people, ones that liked the same things as me and didnt always tourment me...But I was dead fucking wrong again...

Just keep it up! Go ahead! Like anyone really even fucking gives a goddamn care!!

~aki~(DamnitnotagainwheresCaitaniiwhenyouneedhim?)

Goddamnit...Right when I need someone, no ones there!!

CAITA!!! Whered you go!?!?! Onii-saaaaaaaaan!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqcn_TPu4qQ - I'm gonna sing the doom song now!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeSn24-yR3U - Four minutes of why to like gir
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrvOb081L9s&mode=related&search= - Gir vs stewie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFFl5VrXOWo&mode=related&search= - Invader Zim Gir Clips part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F5FCWFa4wY&mode=related&search= -Invader Zim: The BEST of Gir
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWu-50HbhgQ&mode=related&search= -Gir Compilation 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc1dHtmmygg&mode=related&search= -Gir Compelation Season 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeSn24-yR3U&mode=related&search= -Uber Gir

Looky! I makey a Trainer Card!!!XDD





I mades them at http://www.pokecharms.com/trainercards/create.php

This is stupid and completely off:

Shiro is your soulmate.

You truly love Ardae.

You consider Six your true friend.

You know that Paul is always thinking of you.

You'll remember Misty for the rest of your life.

You secretly think Shinju is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.

You secretly think that Cristal is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.

You secretly think that Caita is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Caita changes lovers faster than underwear.

You secretly think Phar is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Phar has a hidden internet romance.

The things about paul, shinju, and Cristal are true though.

i got it from http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoyoureallythinkofyourfriendsquiz/

Well they encourage your complete cooperation
Send you roses when they think you need to smile
I can't control myself because I don't know how
And they love me for it honestly I'll be here for a while

So give them blood, blood
Gallons of the stuff
Give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough
So give them blood, blood, blood
Grab a glass because there's going to be a flood.

A celebrated man amongst the gurnies
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck
The doctors and the nurses they adore me so
But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an awful duck
I gave you blood, blood
Gallons of the stuff
I gave you all that you can drink and it has never been enough
I gave you blood, blood, blood
I'm the kind of human wreckage that you love!

ZOMG! All the tokyopop characters ever!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDD