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Written about Saturday 2007-08-04
Written: (6263 days ago)

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963741  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-08-04
Written: (6263 days ago)

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963643  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-08-03
Written: (6264 days ago)
963603  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-08-03
Written: (6264 days ago)

1= I like you
2= I love you
3= You're funny
4= You're cool
5= I don't really care for your personality
6= I wanna be on you!
7= You're sexy
8= You have a nice body
9= I hate you
10= You're boring
11= your gay and your just a waist of air
12= You have an awesome personality
13= I want to kiss every part of your body
14= I wanna do you 'til you scream my name
15= I want to go out with you
16= I'm looking for a relationship with you
17= be wit me
18= you're cute
19= i dont know you?
20= i want you in my life
21= hotter than people were u live

963113  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2007-08-02
Written: (6265 days ago)

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963066  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2007-08-02
Written: (6265 days ago)

Print: The All-American Rejects - Swing Swing Lyrics print version

Days swiftly come and go
I'm dreaming of her
She's seeing other guys
Emotions they stir
The sun is gone
The nights are long
And I am left while the tears fall

Did you think that I would cry
On the phone?
Do you know what it feels like
Being alone?
I'll find someone new

Swing, swing, swing
From the tangles of
My heart is crushed By a former love
Can you help me find a way
To carry on again?

Dreams cast into the sky
I'm moving on
Sweet beginnings do arise
She knows I was wrong
The notes are old
They bend, they fold
And so do I to a new love

Did you think that I would cry
On the phone?
Do you know what it feels like
Being alone?
I'll find someone new

Swing, swing, swing
From the tangles of
My heart is crushed
By a former love
Can you help me find a way
To carry on again?

Bury me
(You thought your problems were gone)
Carry me
(Away, away, away)

Swing, swing, swing
From the tangles of
My heart is crushed
By a former love
Can you help me find a way
To carry on again?


PLAIN WHITE T'S LYRICS

"Hey There Delilah"

Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it's my disguise
I'm by your side

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there Delilah
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This ones for you

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.


Sum 41 - Still Waiting Lyrics print version

So am I still waiting
For this world to stop hating
Can't find a good reason
Can't find hope to believe in

Drop dead
A bullet to my head
Your words are like a gun in hand
Can't change the state of the nation
We just need some motivation

These eyes
Have seen no conviction
Just lies and more contradiction
So tell me what would you say
I'd say it's time
too late

[Chorus:]
So am I still waiting
For this world to stop hating
Can't find a good reason
Can't find hope to believe in

Ignorance
And understanding
We're the first ones to jump in line
Outta step for what we believe in
But who's left to stop the bleeding

How far
Will we take this
It's not hard to see through the fakeness
So tell me what would you say
I'd say it's time
too late

[chorus]

This can't last forever
Time won't make things better
I feel so alone
Can't help ourselves
And no one knows
That this is its worthless so tell me

What have we done
We're in a war that can't be won
This can't be real
I don't know what to feel

[Chorus:]
So am I still waiting
For this world to stop hating
Can't find a good reason
Can't find hope to believe in

So am I still waiting
For this world to stop hating
Can't find a good reason
For this world to BELIEVE


Print: Linkin Park - In The End Lyrics print version

It starts with one thing
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but didn't even know
Wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

One thing, I don't know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try, keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme, to explain in due time
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so (far)
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me (in the end)
You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I

Chorus

I’ve put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
And for all this
There's only one thing you should know (2x) Chorus





962959  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2007-08-01
Written: (6266 days ago)
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962720  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2007-07-31
Written: (6267 days ago)

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962591  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2007-07-31
Written: (6267 days ago)

Im leaving now guys. Love you all so much....Bye.





And Ziggy, please dont do that, it was really rude. Im sorry if Im not what you want.

962589  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2007-07-31
Written: (6267 days ago)
962588  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2007-07-31
Written: (6267 days ago)

I have to go soon. Sorry. I Love you guys! NIght! Ill stay on as long as I can!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

962576  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2007-07-31
Written: (6267 days ago)

Im left behind...again. And, I didnt even like this guy, yet it still hurt. again.

I LOVE HANDING OUT FAKE SMILES.

HOW CAN YOU GET YOUR HEART BROKEN FROM ONE YOU DIDNT EVEN LOVE IN THE FIRST PLACE???

962554  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2007-07-31
Written: (6267 days ago)

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962471  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-07-30
Written: (6268 days ago)

While I was gone, (Sorry for not saying anything!!) I had a dream of Ryan. This guy I was crushing over like...bad, this year.*Blush* It was weird, but wonderful. I whent to Pixieland, *An amusment park I work at* and he was there. Ashley *[Shinju_Rorain]* was there too, since we work together. WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL.....I had to go home for some reason, and when I got back, he wasnt there. =..[ BUT! I saw Ashley talking to someone. Weird enough, I couldnt see who she was talking to, her SOOOOOOOOOO short. XD But, I nelt down in the grass, and put my head to my knees, a little dissapointed he wasnt there. But I heard someone come up and say "Hi" Then sit down near me. I looked up and saw it was Ryan. My face got SOOOOO red! And he saw it. He laughed and I tucked my head back down. He laughed again, and just started talking to me!!!Thats when I knew it was a dream. A good one, but a dream.

TO BAD MY DREAMS

NEVER

COME TRUE.
962470  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-07-30
Written: (6268 days ago)

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961691  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-07-28
Written: (6270 days ago)

IM SORRY GUYS! I HAVE TO GO!!!!!*Hugs* I love yous!!!!!!!!!



IM SORRY SILENT! Ill smack the phone for you!!*gives phone ebil glare*

961688  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-07-28
Written: (6270 days ago)

CRAP!!!

Im sorry, Silent!!!DDDX The phone ran out and hung up on me!!! IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!And I wouldnt stop ranting...Q.Q *Cries* IM SO SOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! *Smashes phone* Teach you to hang up on me! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!*Burns* I love you Sileny. Im soory!!!!

961597  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-07-27
Written: (6271 days ago)

and those were the last words I said to those memories

961442  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-07-27
Written: (6271 days ago)
Next in thread: 961533, 961572

Im not going to be very happy for a while. Reason?? Here. No more questions, I just answered the only one your allowed to ask:


CHIYO


Letter number: 70434825
From: [chiyo] (Touch-a Touch-a, touch me!)
To: [Aki Neko] (Kimi O Ai Suru Caita.*Hugs*)
Sent mail 2007-07-27 05:32:52
Comment to: 70434728
Comment in 70434842




First you give not purpose in your statement.



Letter number: 70434893
From: [chiyo] (Touch-a Touch-a, touch me!)
To: [Aki Neko] (Kimi O Ai Suru Caita.*Hugs*)
Sent mail 2007-07-27 05:36:01
Comment to: 70434842
Comment in 70434911




Dattebayo means nothing it is just a phrase naruto uses after everything he says. Believe it is a poison word that the dubb people made up.



Letter number: 70434911
From: [Aki Neko] (Kimi O Ai Suru Caita.*Hugs*)
To: [chiyo] (Touch-a Touch-a, touch me!)
Sent mail 2007-07-27 05:36:58
Comment to: 70434893
Comment in 70434935




And in each anime they use it for his frase. Big WOOP.



Letter number: 70434935
From: [chiyo] (correction, Shinnaro.)
To: [Aki Neko] (Kimi O Ai Suru Caita.*Hugs*)
Sent mail 2007-07-27 05:38:05
Comment to: 70434911
Comment in 70434957




Phrase you inliterate dult!





Letter number: 70434957
From: [Aki Neko] (Kimi O Ai Suru Caita.*Hugs*)
To: [chiyo] (correction, Shinnaro.)
Sent mail 2007-07-27 05:38:59
Comment to: 70434935
Comment in 70435104




WHATEVER!!! I can type or talk the way I want!! God DAMN! You lost it girl!! Im sorry, but, jeeze! WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!







Letter number: 70435104
From: [chiyo] (correction, Shinnaro.)
To: [Aki Neko] (Kimi O Ai Suru Caita.*Hugs*)
Sent mail 2007-07-27 05:45:40
Comment to: 70434957
Comment in 70435118




Boy, what do people see in you?








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To: [chiyo] (correction, Shinnaro.)
Sent mail 2007-07-27 05:46:10
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WHY!?!? SINCE IM A DEMON!?!?



Letter number: 70435189
From: [chiyo] (Touch-a Touch-a, touch me!)
To: [Aki Neko] (Kimi O Ai Suru Caita.*Hugs*)
Sent mail 2007-07-27 05:49:47
Comment to: 70435118
Comment in 70435215




No, what you stand for.








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To: [chiyo] (Touch-a Touch-a, touch me!)
Sent mail 2007-07-27 05:50:37
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And what is it you think I stand for?That Im in love with someone you dont trust???




Letter number: 70435317
From: [chiyo] (Touch-a Touch-a, touch me!)
To: [Aki Neko] (Kimi O Ai Suru Caita.*Hugs*)
Sent mail 2007-07-27 05:55:33
Never read before
Comment to: 70435215




Oh your imaginary boyfriend.




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To: [chiyo] (Touch-a Touch-a, touch me!)
Sent mail 2007-07-27 05:56:35
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You dont even see them anymore, do you? Your just like your friend....AND MINE!? THEN WHAT ABOUT HOROHORO AND CHIRO!?!



Letter number: 70435411
From: [chiyo] (Touch-a Touch-a, touch me!)
To: [Aki Neko] (Kimi O Ai Suru Caita.*Hugs*)
Sent mail 2007-07-27 06:00:21
Comment to: 70435345
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just a dream, it has always been dream, I still dream every now and them, but then I go back to reality.

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To: [chiyo] (Touch-a Touch-a, touch me!)
Sent mail 2007-07-27 06:02:06
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....No, you just....Whatever. Think what you want. About anything. I dont care anymore.

Letter number: 70435462
From: [chiyo] (Touch-a Touch-a, touch me!)
To: [Aki Neko] (Kimi O Ai Suru Caita.*Hugs*)
Sent mail 2007-07-27 06:02:40
Never read before
Comment to: 70435448




get a life.



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Sent mail 2007-07-27 06:04:02
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Talk about fucking literate.

LEE



No...Were just bickering right now...Shes gone for the worst, I swear. What happened to sweet, innocent little Chiyo? The one who didnt care about the outside???



Letter number: 70435264
From: [LEE!!!] (HMMMM)
To: [Aki Neko] (Kimi O Ai Suru Caita.*Hugs*)
Sent mail 2007-07-27 05:53:01
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Innocent? Your mistaken.



Letter number: 70435295
From: [Aki Neko] (Kimi O Ai Suru Caita.*Hugs*)
To: [LEE!!!] (HMMMM)
Sent mail 2007-07-27 05:54:27
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You havent known her for as long as I have. She used to be one of my closest friends. Now, I trust Daniel more than her. And he SHATTERED my hart. She came back and drowed it.




Letter number: 70435381
From: [LEE!!!] (HMMMM)
To: [Aki Neko] (Kimi O Ai Suru Caita.*Hugs*)
Sent mail 2007-07-27 05:58:35
Never read before
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She told me she had no close friends until she started hanging out with me and keven. What makes it seem like she is less inocent?








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From: [Aki Neko] (Kimi O Ai Suru Caita.*Hugs*)
To: [LEE!!!] (HMMMM)
Sent mail 2007-07-27 06:00:45
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.......I was either forgotten or completey used....again.

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From: [LEE!!!] (HMMMM)
To: [Aki Neko] (Kimi O Ai Suru Caita.*Hugs*)
Sent mail 2007-07-27 06:04:50
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Used?




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From: [Aki Neko] (Kimi O Ai Suru Caita.*Hugs*)
To: [LEE!!!] (HMMMM)
Sent mail 2007-07-27 06:05:23
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Like all the others...




Yeah, Chiyo. Read it over and SUFFER. Oh thats right. I wasnt a true friend huh?
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Written about Thursday 2007-07-26
Written: (6272 days ago)
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THIS IS FUNNEH!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDD




There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

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Written about Wednesday 2007-07-25
Written: (6273 days ago)
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THIS IS SCARY!


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