Me: My feet fucking hurt. *I'm not wearing shoes at the time*

Chels: You walked across the Rio Grande, you're used to it.

Me: I'm Puerto Rican, not Mexican. Fuck that, I didn't walk or swim.

Logan: *confused look*

Me: I was big pimpin' on my blow up raft, bitch.

Last night was fun.

the end

I love you and

then I hate you,

it's like I want to throw you off a cliff

...then rush to the bottom to catch you. 

me: I have AIDS.. Will you still fuck me?

[born 2 roc]: no because i don't want AIDS and i'm not disin you i just don't want that diesase!!!


that's just peachy.
no lovin' for the infected.
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10 questions. Pick a band/singer and answer only using that band/singer's song titles.


Chosen band/singer: bright eyes


1. Are you a male or a female: something vague


2. Describe yourself: false advertising


3.How do some people feel about you: lover i don't have to love


4.How do you feel about yourself: waste of paint


5. Describe your family: make war


6. Where would you rather be: down in a rabbit hole


7. Describe what you want to be: easy/lucky/free


8. Describe how you live: from a balance beam


9. Describe how you love: no lies, just love


10. Describe what you hate: first day of my life