A Lesson in Commas
An English professor wrote the words
"Woman without her man is nothing"
on the blackboard and directed the
students punctuate it correctly.
THE MEN WROTE:
"Woman, without her man, is nothing."
THE WOMEN WROTE:
"Woman! Without her, man is nothing
Commas are your friend ^._.^
"Good morning starshine, the earth says hello" ^.^
Hearing [Majin] say this brings me much joy, but really, hearing anyone say this brings me giggles.
It's from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
I’ve been informed that I need to put up a disclaimer saying that I don’t necessarily approve of the content of these letters; that I put them up because I loved the attention, moral support and defensiveness that my friend have for me.
Let it also be known that I’ve been outstandingly tolerant as well as kind to [hominous nocturnam] [Zaebos] and [Succubus 69] as they have been extremely mean to me. But I also don’t expect them to understand or take responsibility for the immaturity of their behavior.
My lil hubby Chris [spinandshift], he sent these hate letters to my x b/f Aaron [hominous nocturnam]. i should also tell you peeps that he dated Aaron befor me, Aaron said he brokup with him because he figured out he was stright. I love my friends so vary much ^._.^
letter 1
hey you little biotch this is chris you deserved every little detail that you got from landon you need to open little eyes and look the hell around you say you don't want to be a whore well thats what it looks like to me you've gone out with more people in a few months then i have my whole life so yeah wtf was up with you droping anna what was she not good enough cause if u think that i will beat the shit out of you and you are out of the group be happy
with your little biotch ass girlfriend
letter 2
hey little skank i was a experiment what the hell am i an animal well just nto tell u i just went out with you too get back at aj so fuck off little biotch keep digging deeper and you'll get yourself killed well i don't have any more time to waste on a closet case so bye
My friend Landon [SailorMercuryLuv] sent these hate letters to Aaron my x-b/f [hominous nocturnam]
It makes me feel loved to know he’d do something like this for me. Real pity he’s gay, but I know some guy is going to be very lucky to have him some day. Even though spelling and punctuation are off, I still love him
letter 1
ewww freak....your site is gay, i cant belive you just dumped anna to go out with hanna who would never in her right mind go out with you ...sorry but 2 wrongs dont make a right.first chris to anna....then hanna ....whos next sarah....your just a confused little boy who needs to find himself . so we as the group call you out as in out of the group sorry man but too bad for you have fun with AJ hahah....... late nigga.........
letter 2
im sorry mr ive had a bad day .But i could care less about how your fucing day went.You are a confused little man...and we the people have a feeling that we have a bit of a schizo on our hands.Yes i said schizoooo. You are a filthy bastard who has no respect .how dare you drop anna like a whore on commercial street.You should be grateful to have even been with anna she is a one of a kind lady.anyone would have took advantage of that situation.one day you might grow up a little and realise that what you had with anna was a beautiful thing and you probley wont ever have that again.she would take you back "god for bid" even though you dont deserve it at all.FYI you should learn how to give better pleasure if you know what i mean...as in caught give a bitch an orgasim.haha(that sucks for you.
PS. have fun with your crack head girl friend in the future.
HAPPY CHRISTMASKWANZ
im outty
I did and un-holy thing to day......,....