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KEANE: Somewhere Only We Know
I walked across an empty land
I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
I felt the earth beneath my feet
Sat by the river and it made me complete
Oh simple thing, where have you gone?
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin
I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?
Oh simple thing where have you gone?
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin
And if you have a minute why don't we go talk about it somewhere only we know?
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go somewhere only we know?
[Break]
Oh simple thing where have you gone?
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin
So if you have a minute why don't we go talk about it somewhere only we know?
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go
So why don't we go
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go somewhere only we know?
"If you want me, all you have to do is ask a thousand questions." ~Simple Things, Belle & Sebastian
"Much unhappiness has come into this world because of things left unsaid." -F.M. Dostoevsky
"The only abnormality is the incapacity to love." -Anais Nin
"There is no one Youer then you." -Dr Seuss
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made many people angry and is generally regarded as a bad idea." -The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy
"What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing." -Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act III
"When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you sometimes find that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it." ~A.A. Milne's Winnie-the-Poo
" Aah! I see you have the machine that goes 'ping'. This is my favourite."
*laughs hystericly* >.<
This is a part of Monty Python's the Meaning of Life. So so hilarious!!
Part I: The Miracle of Birth
ANNOUNCER:
Part One: The Miracle of Birth.
[clunk]
[clunk]
[clunk]
[clunk]
OBSTETRICIAN:
One thousand and eight!
NURSE #1:
Mrs. Moore's contractions are more frequent, doctor!
OBSTETRICIAN:
Good. Take her into the Foetus Frightening Room.
NURSE #1:
Right.
[exciting music]
OBSTETRICIAN:
Thum, thummm, thummm, thum, thummmm, thummmmmm. Thum, thummm. Thummm. Jolly good.
[music stops]
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Bumm, bumm, bumm, bumm, bum--
OBSTETRICIAN:
So, it's a bit bare in here today, isn't it?
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Yes.
OBSTETRICIAN:
Yes. More apparatus, please, nurse: the E.E.G., the B.P. monitor, and the A.V.V.
NURSE #1:
Yes. Certainly, Doctor.
DOCTOR SPENSER:
And, uh, get the machine that goes 'ping'.
OBSTETRICIAN:
And get the most expensive machines, in case the administrator comes.
[clunk]
[exciting music]
That's it. Bring in the other machines. Right over here.
DOCTOR SPENSER:
[whistling]
OBSTETRICIAN:
That's it. Just behind me.
[music stops]
Lovely. Lovely. Jolly good. That's better. That's much, much better.
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Yeahhh, that's more like it.
OBSTETRICIAN:
Eehhh. Still something missing, though.
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Hm?
OBSTETRICIAN:
Hmmm. Mmmmm.
[Snapdragon]
OBSTETRICIAN and DOCTOR SPENSER:
Patient!
OBSTETRICIAN:
Yes.
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Where's the patient?
OBSTETRICIAN:
Anyone seen the patient?
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Patient?
NURSE #1:
Aah! Here she is.
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Bring it over here.
[clank]
Mind the machines!
NURSE #1:
Sorry, Doctor Spenser.
OBSTETRICIAN:
Come along!
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Come along.
NURSE #1:
Jump up there. Up!
MRS. MOORE:
Ehh.
OBSTETRICIAN:
Hallo. Now, don't you worry.
DOCTOR SPENSER:
We'll soon have you cured.
OBSTETRICIAN:
Leave it all to us. You'll never know what hit you.
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Good-bye!
OBSTETRICIAN:
Good-bye.
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Drips up!
OBSTETRICIAN:
Injections!
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Can I put the tube in the baby's head?
OBSTETRICIAN:
Only if I can do the epesiotomy.
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Okay.
OBSTETRICIAN:
Okay. Uh, legs up! Doctor, come in. Come on in, all of you. That's it. Jolly good.
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Come along.
OBSTETRICIAN:
Come along. Spread 'round there. Uh, who are you?
MR. MOORE:
I'm the husband.
OBSTETRICIAN:
I'm sorry. Only people involved are allowed in here. All right.
MRS. MOORE:
What do I do?
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Mhm. Yes?
MRS. MOORE:
What do I do?
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Nothing, dear. You're not qualified!
OBSTETRICIAN:
Leave it to us!
MRS. MOORE:
What's that for?
OBSTETRICIAN:
That's the machine that goes 'ping'.
[ping]
You see? That means your baby is still alive!
DOCTOR SPENSER:
And that's the most expensive machine in the whole hospital!
OBSTETRICIAN:
Yes, it cost over three quarters of a million pounds.
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Aren't you lucky?!
NURSE #2:
The administrator is here, doctor.
OBSTETRICIAN:
Switch everything on!
[exciting music]
[ping]
MR. PYCROFT:
Morning, gentlemen.
RANDOM:
Morning.
MR. PYCROFT:
Morning, gentlemen.
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Morning!
OBSTETRICIAN:
Morning, Mr. Pycroft.
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Morning, Mr. Pycroft.
MR. PYCROFT:
Oh, very impressive. Very impressive. And what are you doing this morning?
[music stops]
OBSTETRICIAN:
It's a birth.
MR. PYCROFT:
Aahh. What sort of thing is that?
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Well, that's when we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy.
MR. PYCROFT:
Wonderful what we can do nowadays.
[ping]
Aah! I see you have the machine that goes 'ping'. This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
[applause]
Thank you. Thank you. We try to do our best. Well, do carry on.
NURSE #1:
Ooh, the vulva's dilating, doctor.
OBSTETRICIAN:
Oh, yes, there's the head. Yes, four centimetres. Five-- Six centimetres.
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Lights!
OBSTETRICIAN:
Amplify the 'ping' machine.
[ping]
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Masks up!
OBSTETRICIAN:
Suction!
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Eyes down for a full house!
OBSTETRICIAN:
Here it comes!
BABY:
[Crying Angel]
OBSTETRICIAN:
And... frighten it! Thank you.
[whock]
DOCTOR SPENSER:
And the rough towels!
OBSTETRICIAN:
Show it to the mother. That's enough.
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Right! Sedate her!
OBSTETRICIAN:
Number the child.
DOCTOR SPENSER:
Measure it, blood type it, and isolate it!
[whump]
NURSE #1:
Okay.
[clap clap]
Show's over.
OBSTETRICIAN:
Jolly good.
RANDOM:
[mumbling] ...everyone.
OBSTETRICIAN:
Jolly good.
MRS. MOORE:
Is it a boy or a girl?
OBSTETRICIAN:
Now, I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you? Now, a word of advice. You may find that you suffer for some time a totally irrational feeling of depression: 'P.N.D.', as we doctors call it. So, it's lots of happy pills for you, and you can find out all about the birth when you get home. It's available on Betamax, VHS, and Super Eight.
[ping]
Auu my tooth aches
pain pain pain pain
auuu :/
Eikö ole surullista että olen istunut edellisen vuoden tällä tietokoneen edessä..
kun loppujen lopuksi on koko ajan vain ollut... vain minä..
...tässä yksinäisessä huoneessa...
aivan yksin... ?
Jos niin, minä mieluummin kuolen.
Guess what? I went to http://harrypo
and i'm a RAVENCLAW! what a surprise
http://harrypo
ohh the things i do when i have nothing else to do.. >:< hmph. hehehh..
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and
i don't care if it's fair but i did it again.
and i got gryffindor. ack.. http://harrypo
but
i want to be a slytherin!!
i have to bribe that bloody hat somehow... O.o
--
later:
omg i did it
http://harrypo
woohoo!!
Morrissey - To Me You Are A Work Of Art
I live a life
I feel the pain
To sing this song
To tell the tale
I wish I never even heard the song
I see the world
It makes me puke
But then I look at you and know
That somewhere there’s a someone who can soothe me
To me you are a work of art
And I would give you my heart
That’s if I had one
I see the world
It makes me puke
But then I look at you and know
That somewhere there’s a someone who can soothe me
To me you are a work of art
And I would give you my heart
That’s if I had one, had one
To me you are a work of art
And I would give you my heart
That’s if I had one
http://www.you
Morrissey - I Will See You In Far-Off Places
Nobody knows what human life is
Why we come, why we go. So why then do I know?
I will see you
I will see you in far off places.
The heart knows why I grieve
And yes one day I will close my eyes forever
But I will see you
I will see you in far off places.
It’s so easy for us to sit together
But it’s so hard for our hearts to combine
And why?
And why?
Why? Why? Why? Why?
Destiny for some is to save lives
But destiny for some is to end lives
But there is no end
And I will see you in far off places.
If your God bestows protection upon you
And if the USA doesn’t bomb you
I believe I will see you somewhere safe
Looking to the camera, messing around
And pulling faces.
"A room without books is like a body without a soul." - Cicero
"the sort of rage that is only seen when rich folk that have more than they can enjoy suddenly lose something that they have long had but have never before used of wanted." -J.R.R Tolkien the Hobbit
"I felt the sun on my face for the first time..."
It's not the shadows by the red lights
that makes my skin crawl late at night.
It's your quiet heart and your silence
as your teardrops stain my sheets.
I bit my tongue when you smiled.
Everything I wanted to say
I forgot tonight
Everything I wanted to be
I kept always to myself.....
I am black and white inside.
I hate everything that bends and breaks.
And then comes that feeling
that sneaking feeling
the only one I can't do anything about
then I close the soul
squeezing it to death
and find a heavenly drug
and then comes that feeling
am I the only one
who never understands?
They're forgotten.
But they're speaking through the pencil in my hand.
And they carried me all the way here.