There may be no "i" in "team," but if you rearrange the letters correctly, it spells "meat."

When the choice is between "this" and "that," I would compromise and choose "thas."

If at first you don't succeed, don't try again. Why not? It's because you'll probably fail again.

Some people have sarcastic quotes to manifest their humor and wit. I have bling.

Today I asked myself, "why am I using this public diary?"