[Roc]'s diary

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Written about Monday 2005-05-02
Written: (7147 days ago)
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I think I'm gonna take a few days off from sarcastic remarks and write down real thoughts. Why? This is because I need to think of some more sarcastic remarks.

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Written about Sunday 2005-05-01
Written: (7149 days ago)

I really can't think of anything to say today. I must be losing my touch.

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Written about Saturday 2005-04-30
Written: (7150 days ago)

The phrase "as far as I know," what the hell does that mean? The distance you know something is only the distance from the back lobe to the frontal lobes of your brain. So, in reality, if someone says, "as far as I know," be cautious.

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Written about Friday 2005-04-29
Written: (7151 days ago)

My buddy, Bobby, he once had a shirt that said, "Find a penny, pick it up; all day long, you'll have a penny." However, there is a small fallacy: what if you spend or lose that penny?

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Written about Thursday 2005-04-28
Written: (7152 days ago)

There may be no "i" in "team," but if you rearrange the letters correctly, it spells "meat."

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Written about Wednesday 2005-04-27
Written: (7153 days ago)

When the choice is between "this" and "that," I would compromise and choose "thas."

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Written about Tuesday 2005-04-26
Written: (7154 days ago)

If at first you don't succeed, don't try again. Why not? It's because you'll probably fail again.

Some people have sarcastic quotes to manifest their humor and wit. I have bling.

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Written about Monday 2005-04-25
Written: (7154 days ago)

Today I asked myself, "why am I using this public diary?"

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