Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.


1)Name?
danny

Simply Perfect
Your mom's house is such a danny


2)Your age?
18

The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.

3)One of your friends?
Holly

To have forbidden sex. Normally with an intern or minor.
"How did it go last night?"
"Let's just say I did the holly, if you know what I mean"

4)What should you be doing?
coursework

something that doesn't really gain you any marks at all - teachers just enjoy laughing at you whilst you spend every waking hour frantically doing it, lose your sanity and then, inevitably, your hair.

solution: write copious ammounts of crap to punish the poor sod who has to mark it. mwah hah.
...I have chosen this hypothesis because it is now 3am and my brain has actually just given up, slipped out of my ear and run off with the cat.

5)Favorite color?
Red

1) a communist
2) CCC tablet (Coricidin, OTC anti-tussive medicine)
1) "You reds!"
2) "He passed out on 48 reds (!)"

6)Birthplace?
lamberth



7)Birth month?
november

The most popular form of rain when getting married to a hot and sexy rockstar.
Its hard to hold a candle in the cold November Rain.




8)Last person you talked to?
Luke

A person with a giagantic shlong, Scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for mastuerbational purposes at least three times a day
You can tell that he's luke, look at the way he slouches

9)One of your nicknames?
fonty

fonty 3 thumbs up love ithate it

another word for gay
for example 'you fonty!' or 'your such a fonty crease'

had an amazing christmas :) its a shame they only come round once a year, finally got a ds and clothes i actually like.

not looking forward going back to school.
so much work to :(

have nothing planned for new years, so i'll probably spend that at home.


danny x

going on holiday tomorrow :]

don't know where,
as alex says a mystery holiday ^^ which should be fun :P

anyways, my passport ran out :( so off i toddled to liverpool to get a new one.got there and the weird woman said 'you'll have to wait 4 hours, comeback for it at 12.'
then my mouth dropped, i was upset :(

so off i went to the tate gallery ^^
got there , it doesnt open to 10 :(
so i look for food. sign says ' served from 8:30am - 3pm'
i go in annoying woman says 'sorry were not open till 11am'
WTF!? stupid woman


so i goes to satrbucks, grab a coffee and a toastie. start eating it, then it tasted shit and had onions in it :( i hate onions they taste foul :(

so i stoile thier newspaper :] gosh i'm hardcore.

so the tate opens :] i go in :]
the art was shit :( sorry to say but it was :( but there was like 3 pictures i liked.


end of pointless one person disscusion

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i own Gakuen Heaven :]



and i'm a dragon slayer :P

i hate valentines day

i bet it was invented just to make single people fell more like crap.


on a lighter note, i still don't have a job :(

i feel like i've lost something, but i'm not sure what it is :P

anyhoo skins starts again tonight,

missed supernatural last night :(

its not good,

and i have shitloads of homework to do

wait oh yeah.


my singing teacher wants me to sing some crappy abba song

:P

AH HAH!

first diary entry! EVER!

hrm well whats to say?

ah fiddlesticks :[






OMG! i found some old pictures of me.


very nasty :[