Thr ravings of a madman #2

So... I was doing this trig problem the other day, and for shits and giggles, I decided to use PI instead of SINE. To my intense realization, and after hours of work, I realized I just mathematically proved wrong the exsistence of god, and the race of man as a whole. Were an anomaly!

The ravings of a madman #1

One day when I was only eight years old, a pimp came up to me and offered me some coke. I happily recieved it and my world was turned upside down. I realized that time will go backwards if you look at a clock in the mirror. I did that once and met the great George Washington. He was all like "Yo dog?" and I was all like "No way!" and he was all like "Four score and eight beavers ago..." and I was like "Dude, I'm outtie"