The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan.


A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.


* If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness. *
[Everyone Deserves HAPPINESS!]

I found this amusing to read


Sex Facts



1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms.



2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth).



3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.



4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)



5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.



6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."



7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.



+Some stuff on the ladies+
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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do).



2) 43% of women use the term "natural" to describe themselves, 24% say they have "average" looks,
8% prefer the term "feminine",
7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute",
and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".



2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.



3) 50% of women have had breast implants.



4) 85% of women dont like performing oral sex



5) 90% of women shave their privates.



+Both+
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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.



2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated.



3) 27% loose their virginity senior prom night.



4) Only 3% wait until marriage.



5) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.



+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
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1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.



2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.



3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex.



4) Makes you look better - [ problem is, ugly people don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in you which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.



5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are.



Did You Know?
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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!



2) having sex increases the amount cortisol and adrenaline in your brain inturn making you smarter. so getting fucked on test day is actually a good thing!!

.:V.i.R.g.I.N.i.T.y:.


Why couldn't we have just stayed friends?
When he approached me, my body froze
I had never felt that way before
Such a breif moment in time
He wrapped his arms around my waist
And promised me that everything would be ok
I believed him, I fell right in
He left me feeling cold; unloved
No longer do I let anyone get as near to me
As he did that night
I felt so secure one moment, then
It was torn away in an instant
The pain of being left behind
My body longs for more but my mind sways
Even the gentle touch of another
Feeling their body heat radiating into
Me is too much. I cant stand it
How could something so sweet taste so bitter?


(this isn't mine but it was so true as to how i feel that i felt i had to post it in my diary)

crying on your shoulder,
I go to sleep,
thinking of you,
I can't help but weep,
away my sorrow,
and all my pain,
that will always,
hold me like a chain.