Follow these rules to maintain your sanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for ual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify tha! t your drive-through! order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles


I just liked it, I know it's banality, that everyone has it in the houses, but it's so nice:))

Haha, this deserves a bit of attentiont too:)

Haha look what I found, it's so awesome, isn't it now?

[x] been drunk.
[x] smoked pot.
[x] kissed a member of the same sex.
[x] rode in a taxi.
[x] been dumped.
[ ] shoplifted.
[ ] been fired.
[x] been in a fist fight.
[x] had sex.
[x] had sex more than once in the same day
[ ] had a threesome
[x] snuck out of your parent's house.
[x] been arrested.
[ ] made out with a stranger.
[ ] stole something from your job.
[ ] celebrated new years in times square.
[x] went on a blind date.
[x] lied to a friend.
[ ] had a crush on a teacher
[ ] celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
[ ] been to Europe.
[x] skipped school.
[ ] thrown up from drinking.
[ ] lost your sibling
[ ] played 'clue'.
[x] had a sleepover party.
[x] went ice skating.
[ ] dropped x.
[x] been cheated on
[ ] had a sweet sixteen
[ ] had a quinceanera.
[ ] had a car.
[x] drove.

My alphabet at the moment

A- After Forever
B- Baldur's gate
C- Cats
D- Dreams
E- Elftown
F- Fuck off
G- Gothic
H- Heathen
I- Illusions
J- Japanese
K- Kill the bills
L- L'ame immortelle
M- Monthy Pyton's Life of Brian
N- No
O- 'Oohh yess, thwow him to the fwoor'
P- Power
Q- Qoutes from the Life of Brian all the time
R- Rock Oracle
S- Singing
T- Tolerance
U- Unique
V- Vanity
W- Within Temptation
X- Xan
Y- 'Your father was a woman?' - A... A roman, sir...
Z- Zeon

Okay, sorry everyone, I was just angry. As hell. Sorry. I feel like shit and it affects much:(

Love? Don't talk to me about love...

Druidess
In the war between good and evil, a Druidess tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality.
You are gifted with the elemental plane of Air

The fury of a storm, the gentle strength of the morning sun, the cunning of the fox, the power of the bear-all these and more are at the druid�s command. Their spells are oriented toward nature and animals. In addition to spells, druids gain an increasing array of magical powers, including the ability to take the shapes of animals.The druid however, claims no mastery over nature. That claim, she says, is the empty boast of a city dweller. The druid gains her power not by ruling nature but by being at one with it. To trespassers in a druid�s sacred grove, to those who feel the druid�s wrath, the distinction is overly fine.


That's what I found on one site:))) I am a druidess:))

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..


Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.


Guy: No, this is fun.


Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!


Guy: Then tell me you love me.


Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!


Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.


*Girl hugs him*


Guy: Take off my helmet, I want you to wear it, it’s bugging me.


(In the paper the next day)


A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.



If you have ever loved someone so much, that you would give your life for them, then put this on your site.

Okay, now I'm typing this all for the second time, cause the first time there were some troubes with ET and the note has been erased occasionally:)
So. I feel the white stripe inevitably stretching before me:) The black stripe seems to end, and now everything seems go go well:)
First, one of my closest friends returns to Moscow tomorrow, and as I missed her so much, I would be happy to see her again, and we'll finally have lot of time to spend together. Then, the new issue of my magazine is finally out, so now my future work there is a matter of course:) And I like the ppl whom I work with, and it makes my great job even greater:)
Then, I'm from now on in crew for baltbalt, and for a person who waited for so long to take part in this all, that's so so great, and - what a surprise - I'm finally useful:)) Me useful) Appendix happy))
Then, the weather is sunny and warm, the girl who made me loathe disappeared, and I'm running out of money:) Wait, money... Okay, I'll do something about that:)
So, good morning life! You're beautiful!!!

The last three entries were just copied from my bio to the diary with further temporary removing from the bio (I guess there's too much info on me in the bio, and my friends can always read all this stuff here:) Welcome:))

-And what about this shit-
1. : Do you wish on stars: sometimes
2. : Do you remember your first love: nope
3. : Still love him/her: are you mad??? It was in the first grade!!!
4. : Do you consider love a mistake: how can it be a mistake? It's the only think that makes it all go round
5. : What do you find romantic: when ppl love each other the way they are and their eyes are always shining with love when they look at each other, no matter their age
6. : Do you base your judgment on looks alone: never
7. : If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel: If i dislike the person it would make it even worse, and if i don't I would feel interested in him even more
8. : Do you prefer knowing someone before dating him or her or going "blind": Never dated someone not knowing him at all, I think it's wrong doing like that
9. : Do you think the opposite sex finds you attractive: I know it, and sometimes it's a problem (see n7)


8)Favorite movies(s): interview with a vampire,queen of the damned, Lotr, StarWars
9)Pet(s): cats Anubis and Alice
10)Saying: mmmmm
11)Artist on Elfwood: nnope
12)Writer on Elfwood: hope to be one soon
13)Shampoo: palmolive
14)Super Hero: batman
15)Favorite TV series: -


16)Singer(s): see bands
17)Songs:Wundwasser by Eisregen, 5jahre by L'ame immortelle
18)Favorite Person on Elftown: [The Red Baron]
19)Comediean: -
20)Friend(s): [The Red Baron], [Izyin], [Giliath], [Kalnafein]
21)Favorite car: ferrari
22)Favorite city:
23)Favorite Plush:huh? plush?
24)Favorite Perfume: chanel allure
25)Favorite magazine: rock Oracle - part of job
26)Favorite sound: mmmm
27)Favorite nickname: Appendix... what else
28)Favorite Color: black, red, deep blue
29)Favorite song ever: Wundwasser by Eisregen
30)Favorite song now: Creature you came to see by Dreams of Sanity
31)Favorite Food:anything but Calamari (beaeaea)
32)Favorite Drink: sweet wine
33)Favorite pyjamas: -
34)Favorite shoes: STRANGEtm

-Completely Mindless Information-
1. : Age you act: 19
2. : Age you wish you were: 2000
3. : Obsessions: singing, braids and tasties
4. : Do you speak another language: spanish, italian, russian, french, greek and german a bit, wish to speak arabic, japanese and ancient egyptian
5. : Do you have a webpage: had one
6. : Do you live in the moment: try to
7. : Do you consider yourself tolerant of others: most tolerant person in the world, ha-ha
8. : Do you have any secrets: who doesn't
9. : Do you hate yourself: not yet
10. : Do you like your handwriting: mostly
11. : Do you have any bad habits: smoking, sweet wine sometimes, spending time silly
12. : What is the compliment you get most from people: mostly they see me sweet and unusual
13. : Can you sing: it wouldn't be me if I couldn't
14. : Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool: I am cool myself
15. : Are you a loner: ummm... dunno
16. : If you were another person, would you be friends with you: guesss yesss
17. : Are you a daredevil: oho yess
18. : What is your greatest strength and weakness: I am strong when I dispute and weak when I'm offended
19. : If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be: lack of emotional control
20. : There are three wells: ummm... excuse me?
21. : How do you vent: smoke or sing
22. : Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life: Nnope... not knowing ppl good maybe
23. : Do you think life has been good so far: mostly
24. : What is the most important lesson you've learned from life: you have to be sure when trusting somebody...
25. : What do you like the most about your body: braids, breast and eyes
26. : What do you like the least about your body: legs
27. : Are you confident: of course, always
28. : What is the fictional character you're most like: Pandora of ann Rice and Luthien
29. : Do people know how you feel: not everybodui and that makes problems
30. : Are you perceived wrongly: never

If I was a country I'd be Egypt
If I was an ocean or body of water I'd be Atlantic ocean
If I was a piece of candy I'd be a chocolate one
If I was a store I'd be a musical one
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be STRANGEtm
If I was an icecream flavor I'd be vanilla
If I was a disease I'd be headache))))
If I was a feeling I'd be LOVE
If I was a president I wouldnt be
If I was a city I'd be Cairo
If I was a color I'd be bordeau
If I was a celebrity I'd be Sandra Schleret
If I was a movie I'd be Starwars or Lotr
If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be Colgate
If I was a currency I'd be .... what?
If I were a month, I'd be july
If I were a day of the week, I'd be Sunday
If I were a time of day, I'd be dawn
If I were a planet, I'd be Venus
If I were a sea animal, I'd be tiger shark
If I were a direction, I'd be straight
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a bed
If I were a tree, I'd be pineapple
If I were a bird, I'd be seagull
If I were a flower, I'd be an orchid
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be MY ELECTRICAL GUITAR!!!!! Doubtlesss
If I were a sound, I'd be mmmmm
If I were a song, I'd be Wundwasser by Eisregen
If I were a food, I'd be ice cream
If I were a taste, I'd be jummie
If I were a word, I'd be "dream"
If I were a body part, I'd be finger
If I were a shape, I'd be an eternity sign
If I were a number, I'd be 7