from a symbol that wore
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DESTRUCTION,DE
DECEIT,MURDER,
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FAITH,KINDNESS
COMPASSION,DEV
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in three days flat.
I want to kill vampires.
I want to kill and kill and kill until every vampire is permanently dead and in hell for eternity.
I really, really really really really really really really really REALLY hate vampires.
Two and Two is four.
Four and four is eight.
Eight and four is twelve.
There are twelve inches in a ruler.
Queen Mary was a ruler.
Queen Mary was a ship.
Ships sail the sea.
There are fishes in the sea.
Fishes have fins.
The Finns fought the Russians.
Russians are red.
Fire engines are always rush'n.
Therefore fire engines are red.
I could stand Toby Maguire as Spiderman, I could tolerate that annoying actress that played Mary Jane, But my God, they have slaughtered the character I cherished most from the Spiderman world.
Things I enjoy, and can pull me out of ditches
light ditches:
keychains, chocolate, being bought stuff, purple hair, comedy, cool socks, and a wacom tablet.
medium ditches:
bittersweet songs I haven't heard over and over and over again, singing them, singing in a different language, playing my cello, playing my harp, role playing, comedy, chocolate, being bought stuff.
large ditches:
being complimented, comedy, being bought stuff, random acts of kindness, buying other people stuff, real live friends who take you to movies, Monty Python, live theatre.
Larger ditches:
dueling, winning, having great friends, buying other people stuff, making other people happy, hugs, smooches, general loving.
Huge ditches:
prayer, friends, and lots of homemade ambrosia.
Intensely deep ditches(in which I threaten to turn goth):
God and a good round of UT2K4.
http://www.pen
just....read it.
Green Bird Straight Lyrics(or what I can make of it)
Marry Matre
Menter the preachrem
grow and grow and grow
ateste montu
here cheste prontu
so and so and so
Miaf mod codia un de evergreen
I'm having troubles with the second verse...lol...
Yes, I know Yoko Kanno uses a language she made up to sing. I just want to be able to sing it, that's all, so I make up my own lyrics because I can't find straight lyrics anywhere.
This is my dream.
I was in this bar, and this really mad guy stole my pistols. I took one back and aske for the other one, really calmly, because I was this suave english gentleman, and he wouldn't let me, so I put it on a bet for the guns, a horse named lucky dot, and something else. so I put up my 17.35 and lef tthe wager to be concluded later on. Then I raced a bunch of people and I won, and a pig guy and a human adopted me, and the human really wanted thatn horse named lucky dot.
(We were driving through the mountains.) so when we got to the pigs house, he said he was gonna take a shortcut across the laun(which was huge) so we raced across, me dragging a cart full of stuff, and I lost.
So I told him that I'd get his lucky dot with my money, and the pig thought it was 30 but I told him it was only around 20. and he was all shocked, but he got over it.
hen he set me to work pouhnding the pillars straight with a happer, and as I wasn't very strong, I ended up pounding on someone's head, and buoth of us got in trouble for that. And my cousin
Rose was cleaning out a sink and I was watching how m8uch dirt came off and I was like, "Woah,, that's some dirty hands," and she snorted like she'd sdeeen worse, and I told her about how when we cleaned the baythroom there was this spirakkly bunch of hair that we found in the drain.
So then we went after this Greek army that was going to torture the people of our great kingdom with bales of sugar(the dream made it look really painful) and we strapped ourselves to the bottom side of a wagon holding the stuff and talked bout how we had to get to the rest and warn them.
Then, apparently, our leader or one of us wasnon the inside, and he met with the leader of the greek army(who was blind), and then they shot each other, only the bad guy survived.
There was a little robot watching it. he was sad, but i think he died later on.
Then we had another race, which was immensely fun, because it was mostly water except for the beginning/end part of the track, and we were on these really cool-looking speeders, and the way you sped up was awesome; you kicked your legs out sideways and found a rhythm and then took your legs back in for maneuvering. Except for the end. lol.
Most of the time I was Cloud from FF7, and I was having the BEST time going up to rocks and jumping off them--oh, it was the best race ever.
actually, the first race wasn't even a race.A whole bunch of us(like, thousands) were walking leisurely down a hill, and I was talking to the pig and man, and I decided that I wanted to run, so I was like, "See ya!" and ran down the hill to the front, and didn't stop till I hit the bottom. that was fun.
ANYWAY. At the end of the race, I was Kenshin Himura and Misao Machimachi was behind me and trying to pass me, b ut then these policemen came on the track and tried to stop me, and I passed them and then there were three in front of me and I stopped playing Kenshin and he got a really funny looking face on, and then this other dude who wasn't involved caught up and passed him on a bycicle, and he was all like, "Yes! I'm going to be first!" and then everything seemed to be lost,
but then handy ol' Sanoske Sagara cleared away the police and got in the way of the biker, so Kenshin won in the end. it was awesome.
Then we were back at the pig's headquarters, which were really fun, and I climbed over the railing and over the big gaping spot(you had to be there) and then this kid who we picked up later on followed me, curious, and I found these two (you know Onimusha 3, those slimy anemone thingys with the feelers and then when they explode they turn into thesxse really annoying little guys who attach themselves to you if you don't squish tgem? it was one of those, onlmy with a big, sharp mouth instead of feelers) and I told the chick to run and I ran too, cuz I didn't hsave any weapons on me, and I made it back to the railing in the nick of time.
After that I attempted to get up at 7:30n and failed completely, which leads to this interesting bit.
Three guys were shopping in a wal-mart submerged halfway in slimy green jello-y stuff, and they were looking for something really essential, and they all were like, "Alright!" and jumped, but fell in the jello. one wantedcool goggles, one wanted a bag of hersheys or something, and the last wanted purple tinted contacts.
then I woke up at 12:30 really annoyed I had slept in so late AGAIN, rolled out of bed, and went on the computer to write my dream down, because I can never remember dreams, but I remembered this one. I think there was a scene in a futuristic mall thingy, but I don't remember.
There was also a scene where there was this bear-like guy and he was playing poker and kept getting seriously mad and jumping over the other player and clawing a really fat guy, and then he was growling how he couldn't play with so many piss-offs, and then a cat gave him a major cowlick and seemed to tell him to grow up, and he was all shocked.
I have an odd taste in men.
Sexay beasts:
Aoshi Shinomori
Makoto Shishio
Spike
Ed
Nicolas D. Wolfwood
Number 47
Sexay actors:
Christian Bale
Jean Reno
92 members with 666 on their sn. [FAE] does not count; that was not her fault.
64 members with 'bitch' in their sn.
16 members with 'satan' outright on their sn; only one over 17 years of age.
114 members with 'evil/devil' in their sn.
56 members with 'hell' in their sn intentionally.
64 members with 'death' in their sn.
53 members with 'goth' in their sn.
73 members with 'punk' in their sn.
90 members with 'sexy' in their sn.
21 members with 'blonde' in their sn.
all in all, there are 643 'special' people here on ET. comment if you can think of any other special usernames.
Invitation
If you are a dreamer, come in,
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer...
If you're a pretender, come site by my fire
For we have some flax-golden tales to spin.
Come in!
Come in!
-Shel Silverstein, Where the Sidewalk Ends
here. I think I can do it.
The Walrus and the Carpenter
by Lewis Carroll
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves--woops, sorry, wrong poem...^_^;;
The sun was shining on the sea,
Shinging with all his might;
he dd his very best to make
the billows smooth and bright;
and this was odd, because it was
the middle of the night.
The moon was shining sulkily,
because she thought the sun
had no business being there,
after the day was done.
"Tis very rude of him," she thought,
"to come and spoil the fun."
The Walrus and the Carpenter
were walking close at hand;
they wept like anything to see
such quantities of sand;
"If this was all but cleared away,"
they said, "it would be grand!"
"If seven maids with seven mops
swept for half a year,
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"that they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
and shed a bitter tear.
"Oh, oysters, do com with us!"
the Walrus did beseech.
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
along the briny beach.
We cannot do with more than four,
to give a hand to each."
The oldest oyster did not move
from the oyster bed;
the eldest oyster winked at them
and shook his heavy head;
meaning to say he did not wish
to leave the oyster bed.
but four young oysters hurried up,
all eager for the treat;
their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
their shoes were clean and neat;
and this was odd, because you know,
they hadn't any feet.
four more oysters followed them,
and then another four,
and thick and fast they came at last,
and more and more and more;
All hopping through the frothy waves
and stumbling to the shore.
The Walrus and the Carpenter
walked on a mile or so;
and then they found a rock that was
conveniently low;
and all the little oysters stood
and waited in a row.
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To speak of many things;
of shoes and ships and sealing wax,
of cabbages and kings--
and why the sea is boiling hot,
and whether pigs have wings."
"But wait a bit," the oysters cried,
"Before we have our chat,
some of us are out of breath,
and all of us are fat!"
"No hurry," said the Carpenter,
they thanked him much for that.
"a loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
"is what we cheifly need,
pepper and vinegar besides
are very good indeed;
and if you're ready, oysters dear,
we can begin to feed."
"But not on us!" the oysters cried,
turning a little blue,
"After such an kindness,
that would be a dismal thing to do!"
"The night is young," the Walrus said,
"Do you admire the view?"
"It was very kind of you to come,
and you are very nice!"
the Carpenter said nothing but,
"Cut us another slice;
I wish you weren't quite so deaf,
I've had to ask you twice."
"It seems a shame," the Walrus said,
"To play them such a trick;
after we've made them come so far
and made them trot so quick!"
The Carpenter said nothing, but
"The butter's spread too thick."
"I weep for you," the Walrus said,
"I deeply sympathize!"
he held his hankercheif
before his streaming eyes,
as he sorted out
those of the largest size.(okay, i know that one was wrong...)
and so the sunrise doth may gleam
upon the sly untwisted seam
the sword held high over spoilt ground
and innocent cast all around..
Escaliber, twas what it's name,
Oh how a twisted plot it be!
Without a perpetrator's game
Twas simple body's melody.
O, snarling fate, I kid you not,
thy hand is welcomed here;
for though the smelling stinking pot
Doth kill any present cheer;
Twas honest, I, when I told thee
when flatulence appear.
(randomness.)