Egads, today was fun!
I played Mad Geneticist with some of my really old toy horses, and now I have two unicorns, an adult and colt pegasus, and a colt with a metal spike for a hoof. The last one was in desperate need of its hoof glued on, but I couldn't find it, so I just made a new one for it. Only it's a spike.
God, I love my life.
Now I have a troupe of freaks, and I intend to pen them underneath my bed and show them to people for 25 cents.
Mwahahahaha.
For I am the Mad Geneticist.
I also have this horse neck/head that's as big as my palm. It reminds me of the Godfather.
I kid thee not. Someone actually gave that to me once.
I am surprised.
I am thoroughly surprised.
I thought Timeline was going to be a bad movie, but oho, no such luck! Bad luck, that is. And lo, I say-eth, wow. Didn't see that coming at ALL.
Although you could tell the budget was low. At one point, they are hiding behind a wall and you can tell it's spraypainted.
*sigh* what it lacks in prop budget, it makes up in wonderful plotline and stuff. I am happy with that movie. :D
Wow.
Username: [Pnelma Tirian]
Character name: Jeshaak Moretalon
Gender: female
Race:Gryphon
Age: 45(about 20.)
Physical description: Jeshaak, or Jesh, as she's called by her friends, is a VERY small gryphon. She's a peregrin-marga
She's sleek, fast, and exceedingly flexible.
Personality: A lot like an otter. She seems a little odd when you meet her, and her oddness only grows when you get to know her, but she'll share a drink with you anyday and get into a bar fight even sooner. She loves a good fight, anytime, anywhere.
Preferred weapons: Talons, beak, claws, and anything around her that can be used in a fight.
Powers: Stun, enchantment, fire--mostly just the small stuff to distract her opponent until she gets behind them and beheads them. :)
from a symbol that wore
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DECEIT,MURDER,
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to a figure symbolizing
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FAITH,KINDNESS
COMPASSION,DEV
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in three days flat.
I want to kill vampires.
I want to kill and kill and kill until every vampire is permanently dead and in hell for eternity.
I really, really really really really really really really really REALLY hate vampires.
Two and Two is four.
Four and four is eight.
Eight and four is twelve.
There are twelve inches in a ruler.
Queen Mary was a ruler.
Queen Mary was a ship.
Ships sail the sea.
There are fishes in the sea.
Fishes have fins.
The Finns fought the Russians.
Russians are red.
Fire engines are always rush'n.
Therefore fire engines are red.
I could stand Toby Maguire as Spiderman, I could tolerate that annoying actress that played Mary Jane, But my God, they have slaughtered the character I cherished most from the Spiderman world.
Things I enjoy, and can pull me out of ditches
light ditches:
keychains, chocolate, being bought stuff, purple hair, comedy, cool socks, and a wacom tablet.
medium ditches:
bittersweet songs I haven't heard over and over and over again, singing them, singing in a different language, playing my cello, playing my harp, role playing, comedy, chocolate, being bought stuff.
large ditches:
being complimented, comedy, being bought stuff, random acts of kindness, buying other people stuff, real live friends who take you to movies, Monty Python, live theatre.
Larger ditches:
dueling, winning, having great friends, buying other people stuff, making other people happy, hugs, smooches, general loving.
Huge ditches:
prayer, friends, and lots of homemade ambrosia.
Intensely deep ditches(in which I threaten to turn goth):
God and a good round of UT2K4.
http://www.pen
just....read it.
Green Bird Straight Lyrics(or what I can make of it)
Marry Matre
Menter the preachrem
grow and grow and grow
ateste montu
here cheste prontu
so and so and so
Miaf mod codia un de evergreen
I'm having troubles with the second verse...lol...
Yes, I know Yoko Kanno uses a language she made up to sing. I just want to be able to sing it, that's all, so I make up my own lyrics because I can't find straight lyrics anywhere.
This is my dream.
I was in this bar, and this really mad guy stole my pistols. I took one back and aske for the other one, really calmly, because I was this suave english gentleman, and he wouldn't let me, so I put it on a bet for the guns, a horse named lucky dot, and something else. so I put up my 17.35 and lef tthe wager to be concluded later on. Then I raced a bunch of people and I won, and a pig guy and a human adopted me, and the human really wanted thatn horse named lucky dot.
(We were driving through the mountains.) so when we got to the pigs house, he said he was gonna take a shortcut across the laun(which was huge) so we raced across, me dragging a cart full of stuff, and I lost.
So I told him that I'd get his lucky dot with my money, and the pig thought it was 30 but I told him it was only around 20. and he was all shocked, but he got over it.
hen he set me to work pouhnding the pillars straight with a happer, and as I wasn't very strong, I ended up pounding on someone's head, and buoth of us got in trouble for that. And my cousin
Rose was cleaning out a sink and I was watching how m8uch dirt came off and I was like, "Woah,, that's some dirty hands," and she snorted like she'd sdeeen worse, and I told her about how when we cleaned the baythroom there was this spirakkly bunch of hair that we found in the drain.
So then we went after this Greek army that was going to torture the people of our great kingdom with bales of sugar(the dream made it look really painful) and we strapped ourselves to the bottom side of a wagon holding the stuff and talked bout how we had to get to the rest and warn them.
Then, apparently, our leader or one of us wasnon the inside, and he met with the leader of the greek army(who was blind), and then they shot each other, only the bad guy survived.
There was a little robot watching it. he was sad, but i think he died later on.
Then we had another race, which was immensely fun, because it was mostly water except for the beginning/end part of the track, and we were on these really cool-looking speeders, and the way you sped up was awesome; you kicked your legs out sideways and found a rhythm and then took your legs back in for maneuvering. Except for the end. lol.
Most of the time I was Cloud from FF7, and I was having the BEST time going up to rocks and jumping off them--oh, it was the best race ever.
actually, the first race wasn't even a race.A whole bunch of us(like, thousands) were walking leisurely down a hill, and I was talking to the pig and man, and I decided that I wanted to run, so I was like, "See ya!" and ran down the hill to the front, and didn't stop till I hit the bottom. that was fun.
ANYWAY. At the end of the race, I was Kenshin Himura and Misao Machimachi was behind me and trying to pass me, b ut then these policemen came on the track and tried to stop me, and I passed them and then there were three in front of me and I stopped playing Kenshin and he got a really funny looking face on, and then this other dude who wasn't involved caught up and passed him on a bycicle, and he was all like, "Yes! I'm going to be first!" and then everything seemed to be lost,
but then handy ol' Sanoske Sagara cleared away the police and got in the way of the biker, so Kenshin won in the end. it was awesome.
Then we were back at the pig's headquarters, which were really fun, and I climbed over the railing and over the big gaping spot(you had to be there) and then this kid who we picked up later on followed me, curious, and I found these two (you know Onimusha 3, those slimy anemone thingys with the feelers and then when they explode they turn into thesxse really annoying little guys who attach themselves to you if you don't squish tgem? it was one of those, onlmy with a big, sharp mouth instead of feelers) and I told the chick to run and I ran too, cuz I didn't hsave any weapons on me, and I made it back to the railing in the nick of time.
After that I attempted to get up at 7:30n and failed completely, which leads to this interesting bit.
Three guys were shopping in a wal-mart submerged halfway in slimy green jello-y stuff, and they were looking for something really essential, and they all were like, "Alright!" and jumped, but fell in the jello. one wantedcool goggles, one wanted a bag of hersheys or something, and the last wanted purple tinted contacts.
then I woke up at 12:30 really annoyed I had slept in so late AGAIN, rolled out of bed, and went on the computer to write my dream down, because I can never remember dreams, but I remembered this one. I think there was a scene in a futuristic mall thingy, but I don't remember.
There was also a scene where there was this bear-like guy and he was playing poker and kept getting seriously mad and jumping over the other player and clawing a really fat guy, and then he was growling how he couldn't play with so many piss-offs, and then a cat gave him a major cowlick and seemed to tell him to grow up, and he was all shocked.
I have an odd taste in men.
Sexay beasts:
Aoshi Shinomori
Makoto Shishio
Spike
Ed
Nicolas D. Wolfwood
Number 47
Sexay actors:
Christian Bale
Jean Reno
92 members with 666 on their sn. [FAE] does not count; that was not her fault.
64 members with 'bitch' in their sn.
16 members with 'satan' outright on their sn; only one over 17 years of age.
114 members with 'evil/devil' in their sn.
56 members with 'hell' in their sn intentionally.
64 members with 'death' in their sn.
53 members with 'goth' in their sn.
73 members with 'punk' in their sn.
90 members with 'sexy' in their sn.
21 members with 'blonde' in their sn.
all in all, there are 643 'special' people here on ET. comment if you can think of any other special usernames.