chemistry teacher: "i'm not paying money for a flaming hole!"

chemistry teacher: "horses are a bit camp really"

martine: <insert a million references to holes here>

"make her cry...i want to drink her tears"

i hate this bit...

ahahahaha

"miss vT i've been happy for three days now!"
"are you on drugs or something?!"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/northamptonshire/7300167.stm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

from a problem page:

"Omg... I Really Like This Lad Called Mikey... Am i Normal 2 Lyk A LAD with this sort of name???? im so worried...he has such a wierd name!!! its buggin me... can anybody help.."

oooooooooooooooooooooooook...was slightly edited to make it more appropriate but it still gets the message across...

*sings/chants*
caterpillar...caterpillar...

BIG FAT APHID...BIG FAT APHID

*giggles*

i've made some things i'm quite proud of today...but i have to give them away...bit rubbish really...i love them too much...but the person getting them will hopefully love them too =)

i love it when my mum goes to work...my dad becomes vaguely sociable...however he did just tell me the video for "come on eileen" was filmed along the road that he was born in...don't remember the name of the road but it was Lambeth Hospital...he then turned around and said "my mum had a daughter there as well" *puzzled look from me* "but she was either stillborn or died a few hours after birth" *puzzled and shocked look* "yes you nearly had an aunt" and now having typed that out i've realised i don't actually have an aunt by blood...they've all married into the family...

tonight i am planning to give in to my craving that i've had for months...that's right...tonight i'm eating pizza...this also means for the first time in weeks i've had three meals in one day...let us never speak of this event again...

oh bloody hell...my mum went on a "wedding makeup" course today...she's come back wearing more eyeliner than my friends put together, and in the process of removing everything has made herself look like death/a panda as she now has a rather pale face and black smudged eyes...and is insisting it's fine and that we should go shopping together now...erm...i'm not going out with her looking like that...apparently though that's being mean but she looks awful *hides* if she ever offers to do the makeup for anyone's wedding, either yours or someone that you know(hannah keep her away from your sister!), refuse her offer and ask for flowers instead...she's better at those...

i might have a crap day...i might screw up a lot...i might lose people i love dearly...i might hate the world...but then i watch things like Sport Relief and realise how thankful I should be that God has given me so many amazing things in my life, such as my friends, a family, education, and Jeremy Clarkson staying well away from our garden...yes i am one of these people who are easily guilt-tripped by these programmes but it has made me realise how grateful i should be regardless of how rubbish it seems at the time...

and that's all for my philosophical ramblings this evening...

i've been so busy living my life for others trying to make everything good/better that i've forgotten how to live for myself...i guess it's just one thing that'll never happen...i suppose that makes me a doormat...oh well...

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh drama...road next to mine...derelict house is being extended and such...extension collapsed and person trapped...there's an air ambulance and everything...exciting stuff =) dad's just been to see if the pilot wants a cup of tea because he knows how bored they get =P

from the daily mail website:

"The RAC advised drivers to be prepared for hazardous driving conditions, allow extra journey time and to 'please take extra care' over the next few days especially on open stretches of exposed toads and when crossing bridges and high-sided vehicles."

i couldn't not post this on here...i love my mediaplayer sometimes =S

1. Put Your itunes, widows media plyer etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
strange magic

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Untitled Track (ahahahahahaha)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Life is a Minestrone

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Seaside

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Golden Skans

WHAT IS 2+2?
Ole Black 'N' Blue Eyes

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?
Snow White Queen (hmmmmmmmmmmm)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Hate This and I'll Love You

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Dead! (ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Without You Here

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Crystal Ball

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Happy Ending (gosh this is good today!)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Flathead

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Cry

it's got to the point that i'm now scared of my mum coming near me...oh dear...

"that's not good enough really is it?"

that phrase is becoming the story of my life...never however have my parents said it before...until this morning...

it's nice to wake up on the sofa in your suit with none of the lights on...

minor rant which is not directed at people on here...

ok so i might have had no lessons last week...yes i complained about it...at no point did i say i had no work...coursework and classwork/homework are different in my head...coursework=extreme stress, classwork/homework=still learning something new...there's a difference...i don't want you to tell me what i know is the right thing...so get off your bloody high horse and listen to me, i don't care if this is what it's like at uni, i still need to make my mistakes, and i've got several months yet, and i'll be doing something i love, not something i have to do...i can't cope with the thought of 9 weeks left...i'm scared...i need hugs...i'm gonna get stressed and angry, just calm me down, don't make it worse by telling me stuff i don't want to hear...i'm at school for teachers to teach me and prepare me for uni slowly, not for them to leave me in the deep end not coping...i'm fed up of people frowning at me and patronising me for the only way i know how to cope...you've been there, i supported you, don't you start making me feel like the lowest thing on earth because i haven't managed to get out of this cycle yet...arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *incoherent mumbling*
and someone who should read this...please don't make this my final chance?