[sweaty cheese]'s diary

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Written about Wednesday 2005-10-26
Written: (6946 days ago)

A funny thing happened today, infact its wasnt really funny at all. See I decided I was a little thisty if ya catch me drift, and durring my quest to quench my specail thirst I found my farovite gun, cindy *a rusty colored riffle with a big butt* so I carried her with me whioe I headed to my liquor cabbnit, then once my desired level of buzz was achived I had the brillant idea of cleaning Cindy, which I did. *here comes the humor* I wash cleaning my gun in the living room (which just happens to be located under the bathroom on the second floor) since I couldnt really see where the trigger was (due to my thirst) I pulled what I saw as the third trigger, which made Cindy fire through my farovite shir, up through the celling and into Rick's foot, who was not happy to have his dump intrupted. Needless to say since I shoot Rick in the foot I didnt have to run from him and his new found rage...good aim I say, good aim

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