If I were a month I would be: May
If I were a day of the week I would be: Sunday
If I were a time of day I would be: 7pm
If I were a planet I would be: Pluto
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A very small stool
If I were a historical figure I would be:
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: The rain that's fun to run around in
If I were a liquid I would be: Soy sauce
If I were an animal, I would be: A cat
If I were a color, I would be: Some shade of red
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Cucumber
If I were a sound, I would be: A scream
If I were an element, I would be: The sea
If I were a song, I would be: Samson by Regina Spektor <3
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Gore Verbenski (w/e)
If I were a book, I would be written by: Kevin Brooks
If I were a food, I would be: Salmon Nigiri
If I were a place, I would be: Newcastle
If I were a material, I would be: Jersey
If I were a taste, I would be: Chocolate
If I were a scent, I would be: My mum's 1881
If I were a religion, I would be: Catharism
If I were a word, I would be: Sorry
If I were a body part I would be: Boobs
If I were a facial expression I would be: Frown
If I were a subject in school I would be: English Literature
If I were a number I would be: 5, 15 or 25

A
• What is your age?: 17
• What annoys you?: Chavs.

B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: YEAH!!
• When is your birthday?: 6 May =]
• Who is your best friend?: ED. Though that's cheating... So STEPH.

C
• What's your favorite candy?: Creme Eggs? Pink Chocolte Pigs?
• When was the last time you cried?: Yesterday =]

D
• Do you daydream?: Hmmm? Oh, yeah =]
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: Pembroke Welsh Corgi. They beat zee ass of all others.
• What day of the week is it?: Monday.

E
• How do you like your eggs?: Poached with a slightly runny yoke.
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Yeah... I was unconcious and can't remember it...
• Ever had a pet elephant?: Yes. I do, infact, have one now. And she is called ELLIE.

F
• Do you use fly swatters?: No.
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: No... But it is one of my ambitions!!
• Is there a fan in your room?: I'm too up-market for fans... Air conditioning all the way =P

G
• Do you chew gum?: Not was much as I used to, but yeah.
• Do you like gummy candies?: Oh god yes! Haribo!
• Do you like gory movies?: Nah not really. I huddled aganst Ed's chest during Green Street...

H
• How are you?: In quite a bit of pain...
• What's your height?: 5'2"
• What color is your hair?: Brown. With bit's of red and blonde. All natural.

I
• Whats your favorite ice cream?: Ben & Jerry's Half Baked Cookie Dough and Chocolate Brownie
• Have you ever ice skated?: Every winter at Times Square.
• Ever been in an igloo?: Of course. Built one about three years ago in my front garden.

J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean? I don't like jelly beans.
• Do you wear jewelry?: I always wear the necklace Ed got me. And sometimes a few bracelets and things
• Who do you want to kill?: The kid Charlotte in year 8. You just need to look at her ¬.¬
• Have you ever flown a kite?: Yeah!!
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: Nooo... They look like they smell.

L
• Are you laidback?: Far too laid back...
• Lions and/or tigers?: Tigers
• Do you like black licorice?: Sometimes...

M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: Bambi
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: Where?
• Favorite store at the mall?: Uuuhh... I don't know... I just like the whole of the New Greenmarket. And Grainger Market.

N
• Do you have a nickname?: Cora, Corazie... Not really...
• Whats your favorite number?: 15
• Do you prefer night or day?: Night =]

O
• What's your one wish?: To love my mister forever.
• Are you an only child?: No. Two sisters.
• Do you like the color orange?: I am wearing an orange gummy band thing...

P
• What are you most paranoid about?: People looking at me and saying "Eww. What a fat ugly bitch."
• Piercings?: 2
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?:Probably...

Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: Not really.
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: Yum. I much prefer that scottish brand though...
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: Yes. The person who lives across the road from me does. As well as pillows and sleeping bags and stuff.

R
• Do you think you're always right?: No.
• Do you watch reality TV?: Nooo.
• Reason to cry?: Love. It's reason enough.

S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: At the moment sun. Unless it's that nice kind of rain where you can prance around.
• Do you like snow?: only when it lies on the ground or swirls gently =
• Whats your favorite season?: That limbo season between Spring and Summer.

T
• What time is it?: 15:07
• What time did you wake up? 06:38

U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: No...
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: No. I plucked it xD
• How many uncles do you have? Five? I think...

V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: Melumber. Just... EWW.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?: Eh?
• Ever considered being vegan?: Nah. I like rare steaks too much. And poached salmon. Yumm...

W
• What's your worst habit? No idea...
• Do you like water rides?: As in Wet'n'Wild or something? Or white water rafting? Yes to both =P
• Ever been inside a windmill?: Yeah. Haha.

X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: Yeah
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: A what..?

Y
• Do you like the colour yellow?: Yeah, I suppose
• What year were you born in?: 1990
• Do you yell when you're angry?: Depends

Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: Depends...
• What's your zodiac sign?: Taurus
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: Long long ago. About 7 or 8 years maybe?

Franki's party was great.
I really enjoyed it. And the run up... Mostly =]

I liked helping her tidy her room. That was fun. Really. I like tidying. Just not my own room. Or anywhere else in my house.
I like cleaning too. I wanted to clean the desk... I should have asked!!
And thank you muchly for the clothes =] Most are too big for me but fit Livi and Saffy.

English Literature is driving me mad. We get an essay every week from Staney!! Phah ¬.¬
The work from Lewis is OK though. Just annotation and translation. And fuck loads if notes to write up.

I got my art exam as well.
I'm doing Chiaroscuro.
Chiaroscuro
Many artists and photographers emphasise the contrast between light and shade to create a heightened and dramatic effect. Make reference to appropriate examples and produce a personal response in which you make effective use of chiaroscuro.
What fun that will be.
I've already done my first piece for it. A picture of Saffy that I am yet to put on the computer. It's on my phone at the moment.

Right now, I'm missing Ed, typing up EL notes, missing Ed, copying French vocab, missing Ed, cruising DA and missing Ed.
Can you tell that I really miss him? I last saw him over 3 hours ago. Too long to be away from him =[
TEXT BACK YOU BASTARD!!

The sky is pink... Beautiful...
It reminds me of you.
I love you.

I miss you so much...

STEPH IS A LIAR.

I just had a fantastic salad.
Very yummy.

It had celery, spring onion, tomato, iceberg lettuce, apple and grapes.

And too drink I had traditional victorian lemonade. YUM!!

That emoticon sums everything up.

Many quizzes. I'm very bored right now. Sorry!!

1. Hi my name is...
Cora

2. Never in my life have I...
Chased The Dragon ;]

3. The one person who can drive me nuts is...
Hmm... I can't choose.

4. High School...
Is hell.

5. When I'm nervous...
I plait my hair, tap my fingers, crack my joints, chew my lips, chew my nails... I fidget so much.

6. The last time I cried was...
I don't know.

7. If I were to get married right now my maid of honor/best man...
Would be Franki.

8. My hair is...
Long. A mess.

9. When I was 5...
I ran away from home once a week with Sam.

10. Last Christmas...
Was cold.

11. I should be...
Finishing "All My Sons" for tomorrow.

12. When I look down I see...
My breasts. Hard to miss =/

13. The craziest recent event was...
Steph leaving. & Amy at Stage!!

14. If I were a character on 'Skins' I'd be...
Cassie.

15. By this time next year...
I hope I'll still be alive.

16. My current gripe...
School and stuffs.

17. I have a hard time understanding...
Maths. And Mme Kay at GS.

18. There's this girl I know who...
Has left and taken a part of me with her.

19. You know I like you when...
I hug you a lot.

20. If I won an award, the first person I would thank would be...
I wouldn't win an award.

21. Take my advice...
IT ISN'T WORTH IT.

22. My ideal breakfast...
Rice. Heh.

24. I plan to visit someone...
In a nice warm country next winter.

25. If you spend the night at my house...
You'd share my bed. & What we do depends on who you are.

26. I'd stop my wedding if...
Something bad happened.

27. The world could do without...
Fat people. And chavs.

28. What are you best known for?
Being Scottish and having long hair. Oh yeah, and being a 'freak'

29. What makes you special?
Nothing.

32. My middle name is..
I don't have one.

35. This morning I..
Finished my vodka & Ribena and drank two litres of water.

36. Living things I would like to see flying besides birds...
Me.

37. Once, at a bar...
My dad phoned me and asked me where I was.

38. Last night...
Was cold.

39. There's this guy I know who...
I love more than anyone or anything.

40. I don't know...
Anything really.

41. A better name for me would be...
Fat Freak.

42. When I go back to school I'll say...
"Sorry I wasn't in yesterday, I was sick"

43. My birthday is...
6 May.

44. What I really want for Valentine's Day is...
A hug and a kiss. What more will I ever need?

45. I'm wearing..
Jeans, Hard Rock Cafe t-shirt and big white shirt.

LAST PERSON...

1. You hung out with?
Ed.

2. You texted?
Ed.

4. Went to the movies with?
Steph.

5. Went to the mall with?
Alex.

6. You talked on the phone to?
Dad.

7. Made you laugh?
Mum.

8. Kissed?
Ed.

10. Said I love you to?
Ed.

1. Initials?:
CLB

2. What is your favorite thing to wear?:
My big white shirt =]

3. What's the last thing you ate?
Rice Krispies.

4. For or against same sex marriage?
For.

5. I say Shotgun! You say:
*Twitch*

6. Last person you hugged?
Edwhored.

7. Last person you kissed?
Edwhored.

8. How many U.S. states have you been to?:
None.

9. What did your last text message say?:
"P.S Yours curves turn me on. Lol!" Thanks Sarah.

10. Did you do anything fun today?
Nope.

11. Name something you like physically about yourself:
Uhhmm... My waist? 24 Inches.

14. Why are you still up?
'Cause it's only 8.30.

15. Who/What made you angry today?
Parents. Fighting. Again.

16. Favorite type of Food?:
Chocolate. =/

17. Favorite holiday:
Summer Holidays. I can't wait.

18. Do you download music:
Nope. I get others to do it for me. Haha.

19. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Eww. Eww. Eww. EWW. Yes I do. Dirty socks make me feel ill.

21. Would you date the person who posted this?
I don't think so... Might be a bit difficult...

22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
Yeah. That scary person in town who goes round trying to sell books and convert you. Freak.

23. Do you love anyone?
Yes. Edwhored.

25. Have you ever bungee jumped?
I went on the Bungee ride at the Hoppings. Much fun.

26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting:
Yep. In Austria. The instucter was talking in German only. Grr.

27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?:
Yeah. Ew.

28. How much money ya got?:
About £800. I think...

29. Have you met a real redneck?:
I live near Dudley. Yes. I've met quite a few.

30. How is the weather right now?:
I don't know. The blinds are closed. Dark.

31. What are you listening to right now?:
In The Cold Light Of Morning - Placebo.

32. What is your current fav song?
I don't have one...

33. What was the last movie you watched?:
My Neighbour Totoro.

34. Do you wear contacts:
Nope.

35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?:
Town.

37. How many piercings and tattoo's have you had?
Two piercings.

38. How many pets do you have?
Two. Pixie and Merlin.

39. What's one thing you've learned today?:
That Rice Krispies make me feel sick. I really think I'm gonna puke =/

42. Have you ever fired a gun:
No.

43. Are you missing someone?
Yes. I Miss You x.

44. Favorite TV show?:
Skins.

45. Do you have an iPod?:
No. I have a Sony Erricson Walkman phone. Ha.

48. Who would you like to see right now?
Edwhored.

49. Favorite movie of all time?:
King Arthur? Domino?

50. Do you find yourself loved?
Sometimes. By some people.

51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to be doing?
Nope. I don't think so.

52. Favorite flower:
Roses. With petals so dark that they resemble blood.

53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?
Salted.

54. What Magazines are you reading?
None.

55. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yep.

56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently?
Not recently...

57. What's they last thing you drank?
Water.

58. What's something that really annoys you?
Really horribly disgustingly fat people. Like my sister.

60. Do you like Michael Jackson?
*Blink*

61. What’s your favorite smell?
Ed.

62. Favorite basketball team?
I'm not a fan.

63. Favourite cereal?
Honey Nut.

64. Do you drive?
Not yet. Haha. Beware. >=]

65. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep?
Four days/nights I think...

66. Last time you went bowling?:
Duinrell... Three years ago?

68. Who was your last phone call?:
Ed. Turns out he's dead =[

69. Last time you were at work?
Uuuhh... I was at school on Friday?

70. What's your favorite state to be in?
Slightly tipsy.

We could learn something from these quotes...

Every minute you are thinking of evil, you might have been thinking of good instead. Refuse to pander to a morbid interest in your own misdeeds. Pick yourself up, be sorry, shake yourself, and go on again.

Good Night xxx
Won't sleep for a while though.

Actions lie louder than words.
Says a lot that one...

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
I think they make me cry more...