[Tigers and Trees]'s diary

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Written about Wednesday 2004-08-18
Written: (7402 days ago)

-Homosexuality: is normal.
-Abortion: Depends on the situation. If you're like, 15 and pregnant and homeless, I would suggest it.
-Religion: breaks people apart.
-Eating disorders: ... I'm American. Think about it.
-PMS: is something males just need to get over.
-Love at first sight: does happen.
-God: is 'dog' backwards.
-Marilyn Manson: is interesting.
-Boy bands: have their 15 minutes of fame.
-Spice girls: I loved them when I was little, but then I grew out of them and their music.
-Premarital sex: happens.
-Jerry Springer: needs therapy and to get a better job.
-Suicide: is pointless. We're all gonna die anyway.
-Self mutilation: is sometimes fun.
-Dreams: can happen too. Just not the extent we wish them to.
-Aliens are: extraterrestrials.
-Horoscopes: don't believe in them. They're sucky. But great fun to compare the same horoscope of different magazines!! XD
-Hell: froze over when I was born.
-Transvestites: happen...
-Pop music: Some of it's catchy.


If I was a profession I'd be: assassin
If I was a body of water I'd be: Atlantic Ocean
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: shocktarts
If I was a famous building I'd be: Winchester Mystery Mansion
If I was a bad habit I'd be: Chewing things
If I was a swear word I'd be: assmuncher and dickweed
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: vanilla bean
If I was a disease I'd be: pnuemonia
If I was a board game I'd be: Sorry
If I was a feeling I'd be: Calm
If I was a city I'd be: New York
If I was a color I'd be: Blue
If I was a celebrity I'd be: Me
If I was a movie I'd be: Waking Life
If I was a business I'd be: Microsoft
If I were a month, I'd be: June
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 12 in the afternoon
If I were a planet, I'd be: Uranus
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A starfish
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A bed
If I were a sin, I'd be: Lust
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Water
If I were a tree, I'd be: Elm Tree
If I were a bird, I'd be: A lovebird
If I were a tool, I'd be: A megaton hammer
If I were a plant, I'd be: A rover daisy or chrysanthemum
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Sunny and clear
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: Drums
If I were an animal, I'd be: A tiger
If I were a sound, I'd be: Rawr
If I were a material, I'd be: Silk
If I were a taste, I'd be: yum
If I were a word, I'd be: blech
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: seductive look
If I were a shape, I'd be a: heart
If I were a number, I'd be: 7
If I were a band, I'd be: something original
If i were a mythical creature, I'd be: saber tooth tiger

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Written about Sunday 2004-08-08
Written: (7411 days ago)

CRaZy COOL :D

And pretty thinkers are dangerous :P

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Written about Monday 2004-07-19
Written: (7431 days ago)

Aw, dun eat dey buttyflies... =(

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Written about Monday 2004-07-19
Written: (7431 days ago)

Dude. I haven't written in this thing for... 6 months almost O_o


First boyfriend: Matt or Michael. Depends on how you look at it =)
First best friend: Kara
First car: Pickup truck; Ford.
Firstdate: Never been on a date.
First real job: Not there yet... thinking Subway, though.
First screen name: EmilytheWeird I still have it too.
First self purchased album: Erm. I think it was... Nickleback O_o
First true love: You can have one?
First enemy: Bre'anna
First big trip: Once again something that could have been BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION YESTERDAY!
First play: I played a caveman named Bratt.
Last big car ride: Hm. Two weeks ago.
Last kiss: 3 or 4 weeks ago.
Last good cry: Agh, that was way back in June.
Last library book checked out: Hrm. :\ Good Omens.
Last movie seen: SOUTH PARK!!! No, Joe Dirt... I dun remember.
Last food consumed: Sonic Watermelon Slushie :D
Last phone call: That went to Ian.
Last TV show watched: South Park!
Last time showered: Yesterday evening
Last shoes worn: Sandals
Last cd played: Lucky Boys Confusion, Commitment... No, I burned a new cd with LBC...
Last item bought: 50 CD-R Recordables.
Last soda drank: A&W Root Beer
Last ice cream eaten: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Last time wanting to die: This morning when the dog bit my face.
Last time scolded: The other day for... unretainable reasons.
Last shirt worn: White shirt. Surprise, surprise.
Last website visited: Wings of Enchantment. ... Journalspace.



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10 questions. This can be quite intresting.
Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles (its harder than you think)...
Chosen Band: Lucky Boys Confusion
1. Are you male or female?: Broken
2. Describe yourself: Champion Dub
3. How do some people feel about you?: Beware
4. How do you feel about yourself?: Closer to Our Graves
5. Describe your family?: Ordinary
6. Where would you rather be?: South Union
7. Describe what you want to be: Hey Driver
8. Describe how you live: Atari
9. Describe how you love: Commitment
10. Describe what you hate: Medicine and Gasoline / Blame

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Written about Tuesday 2004-03-16
Written: (7556 days ago)

Frist boyfriend: Michael
First best friend: Kara
First car: Haven't gotten to that point yet...
Firstdate: Movie and then dinner
First real job: Not there yet either!
First screen name: EmilytheWeird I still have it too.
First self purchased album: Billy Gilman, One Voice
First true love:
First enemy: Bre'anna
First big trip: Well, I can't remember the first one...
First play: Cinderella ^_^
Last big car ride: Summer time
Last kiss: Just yesterday
Last good cry: Probably... a few weeks ago.
Last library book checked out: Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead
Last movie seen: Starksy and Hutch
Last food consumed: Peaches and applesauce
Last phone call: Micheal... <3
Last TV show watched: Bio-Dome!
Last time showered: Yesterday evening
Last shoes worn: My new Adidas.
Last cd played: Lucky Boys Confusion, Commitment
Last item bought: Cookies
Last soda drank: Cola (ick)
Last ice cream eaten: Vanilla
Last time wanting to die: This morning in the cold.
Last time scolded: Probably yesterday...
Last shirt worn: Wearing a red shirt with a red sparkly dodge sign on it.
Last website visited: Wings of Enchantment.


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10 questions. This can be quite intresting.
Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles (its harder than you think)...
Chosen Band: Lucky Boys Confusion
1. Are you male or female?: Broken
2. Describe yourself: Champion
3. How do some people feel about you?: Beware
4. How do you feel about yourself?: Closer to Our Graves
5. Describe your family?: Ordinary
6. Where would you rather be?: South Union
7. Describe what you want to be: Something to Believe
8. Describe how you live: Ordinary
9. Describe how you love: Hey Driver
10. Describe what you hate: Medicine and Gasoline

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Written about Monday 2004-03-15
Written: (7557 days ago)

... I have a boyfriend...?

Whoa. Dude.

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Written about Wednesday 2004-01-07
Written: (7625 days ago)

Bleh, can't access Elftown from home. Stiupid, stupid, stupid computer. Will try best to contact from school.

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Written about Sunday 2003-12-14
Written: (7649 days ago)
Next in thread: 117186

Oh deep in the jungle where nobody goes, there's a woogey boogey washer woman washin' her clothes. With a scrubbadub here and a scrubbadub there, the woogey boogey washer woman washing her clothes... a diddley dop, a doo, a doo, a diddely dop, a doo, a doo, the woogey boogey washer woman washin' her clothes... -jazzy- yeaaaaah

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Written about Sunday 2003-12-07
Written: (7656 days ago)

The only reason I don't like school is 'cause I have to wake up early for it.

I don't like walking to and from school either.

Ick.

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Written about Sunday 2003-12-07
Written: (7656 days ago)

LAYER ONE:
-- Name: Emily
-- Nickname: Li, Captain Li Lynn
-- Birth date: June 19 1989
-- Birthplace: San Jose, California, USA
-- Current location: Spokane, WA, USA
-- Eye color: Blue/green/gray
-- Hair color: Auburn
-- Height: 5'2" (157 cm)
-- Righty or lefty: Righty ^^








LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: Celtic
-- Your weakness: Pride
-- Your fears: Sharks
-- Your perfect pizza: Green peppers, lots of cheese, olives, and mushrooms.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Don't have one yet; so far just to get into an ivy league college.



LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: O.o
-- Your thoughts first waking up: When it's warm: This feels nice... When it's cold: reach the snooze, above your head... no... little to the left... ah... ten more minutes... Most refquently: Gotta get to school, gotta get to school... fudge, it takes me ten minutes! Computer... computer... A.K.A. A LOT OF THINGS.
-- Your best physical feature: Legs.
-- Your bedtime: I don't have a bedtime, but I go to bed between 8 - 10 p.m.
-- Your most missed memory: Living in a nice house with a nice car.



LAYER FOUR
-- Soda: Don't like soda. But I like Jolt.
-- Fast food joint: Subway!
-- Single or group dates: I go with a date either way.
-- Adidas or Nike: Shoes!
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Does it matter?
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Neither. Just give me a chocolate biscotti on the rocks.



LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: Ick, no.
-- Cuss: When the occasion calls for it, yes.
-- Sing: Too much ^_^
-- Take a shower every day: Sure, sometimes.
-- Have a crush(es): heee
-- Do you think you've been in love: What does love feel like?
-- Want to go to college: Yes
-- Like high school: Waaay better than Chase.
-- Want to get married: Yeah!
-- Believe in yourself: Very few, precious times
-- Get motion sickness: Naw.
-- Think you're attractive: No.
-- Think you're a health freak: Yes. I don't know why either, being healthy is only putting off death!
-- Get along with your parents: Dad, yes, Mom, no.
-- Like thunderstorms: I love them.
-- Play an instrument: I used to play violin. I want to learn drums though.


LAYER SIX
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Nope.
-- Smoked: No.
-- Done a drug: No.
-- Had sex: Virgin.
-- Made out: Never been kissed.
-- Gone on a date: I went to Homecoming...
-- Gone to the mall: ... No!
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Oreos are yucky.
-- Eaten sushi: No...
-- Been on stage: Been in spotlight a couple times.
-- Gone skating: I wish.
-- Made homemade cookies: And I ruined the bastards too ^_^
-- Gone skinny-dipping: Never :P
-- Dyed your hair: Nope.
-- Stolen anything: A pencil from Matt. But he stole it back.

LAYER SEVEN
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Let me tell you about that one time at band camp...
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Drank vodka at my uncle's wedding and fell asleep (it was an accident!), right in front of the speakers while Godsmack was playing.
-- Been caught doing something: Yesss...
-- Been called a tease: I am a tease.
-- Gotten beaten up: Couple times as a kid, yeah. By my sister and her friend.
-- Shoplifted: Not unless you count me taking tickets from a booth shoplifting.
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Fit in to what?


LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: 19 + I want to be married young.
-- Numbers and names of children: 2 or 3. I want to have a boy first and name him Adonis Eli. And then I either want a girl or two twins, what I'd name them I don't know, but it would be something exotic.
-- Describe your dream wedding: Either at a concert, in front of an ancient castle, or in a desolate place under the stars with lit torches. Not a very big wedding.
-- How do you want to die: Go down fighting, murdered, or perhaps simply from old age.
-- Where do you want to go to college: Yale
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: I'm not quite sure yet...
-- What country would you most like to visit: Bahamas!






LAYER NINE
In a guy/girl...
-- Best eye color: Anything beautiful (I like brown, green, gray, black, and blue).
-- Best hair color: Blonde, or black with blue tips (spikes!)
-- Short or long hair: Short
-- Height: 5'8-6+
-- Best weight: Anything that fits them -- I like fit to slightly muscular.
-- Best articles of clothing: Anything that allows me easy access and doesn't say "prep."
-- Best first date location: He'd sneek me out of my house for a moonlit picnic in the middle of no where -- with just silence (well, maybe some Frank Sinatra music).
-- Best first kiss location: Anywhere that doesn't have any other people. More or less I want it to be in the place described above.


LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: None.
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 1
-- Number of CDs that I own: More than 20
-- Number of piercing: 2
-- Number of tattoos: None yet.
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: No times.
-- Number of scars on my body: More than possibly accountable for. I did a lot of stupid shit as a kid.
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: Shit, that's a big number... I regret a lot of things. Well, actually now that I think about, I'm glad I made those regrets, otherwise I wouldn't be the person I am today.

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Written about Sunday 2003-12-07
Written: (7657 days ago)

"The clouds don't move."

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Written about Saturday 2003-11-29
Written: (7665 days ago)

White can drive you crazy. Ever notice that?

There's less to life than insanity.

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Written about Saturday 2003-11-29
Written: (7665 days ago)

Silly mortal, Trix are for Gods! - [Icy Jeweled Dragon]

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Written about Thursday 2003-11-27
Written: (7667 days ago)

"Favorite sound: Ever started a car with a cat sleeping on the engine? Not that." - [pear bear] XDXD

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Written about Tuesday 2003-11-25
Written: (7669 days ago)

My sister's evil AIM was in the works... every twenty seconds the AWAY message would change and destroy everything, so I signed out of it, but then it kept coming back, so I finally just exited out of it but IT'S POSSESSED. AIM IS POSSESSED. ECCENTRICALLY POSSESSED. EVIIIIL!!! EVIIILLL!!!
EVEN AFTER I SIGNED OUT AND DELETED THE ONLY PASSWORD, IT STILL HAUNTS ME! AHHHHH!!
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misleadedyouth77: hey whos this
EmilytheWeird: controlliA GHOST
EmilytheWeird: CONTROLLING MY COMPUTER
EmilytheWeird: GET AWAY FROM MEEE
EmilytheWeird: OH MY GOOOOOD
EmilytheWeird: YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME
EmilytheWeird: AHHH YOU AND THE EVIL AWAY MESSAGE
EmilytheWeird: IT'S ALL OF YOUR PLAN
misleadedyouth77: die
EmilytheWeird: YOUR PLAN TO ATTACK ME
EmilytheWeird: I KNOW IT
EmilytheWeird: AHHHH I TOLD YOU
EmilytheWeird: SEE SEE
misleadedyouth77: kill it!
misleadedyouth77: die die die
EmilytheWeird: IT WON'T DIE
EmilytheWeird: IT KEEPS RESURRECTING ITSELF
EmilytheWeird: OH MY GOOOD POSSESSED POSSESSED
misleadedyouth77: BOO!

Auto response from misleadedyouth77:
Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
Random Fact Away Message By AwayBox.com

EmilytheWeird: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EmilytheWeird: Hey that's a pretty cool fact...
misleadedyouth77: bump eh
misleadedyouth77: thats a fun word

Auto response from misleadedyouth77:
The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
Random Fact Away Message By AwayBox.com

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Written about Tuesday 2003-11-25
Written: (7669 days ago)
Next in thread: 106554

"It has been said that men develop brains when they have failed in everything else." says:
-heart melts-
Sham says:
that would be a lot of melted heart... *grabbing a BIG bucket* don't want to lose any of it...

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Written about Tuesday 2003-11-25
Written: (7669 days ago)

This dark place is dull.

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Written about Monday 2003-11-24
Written: (7670 days ago)

This is how naive and clueless some of my former classmates are...
Fall Frosh 14 says:
I don't have a mic eather
Fall Frosh 14 says:
but it worked!
This dark place is dull. says:
Kayla had a mic 
Fall Frosh 14 says:
does at least one person have to have a mic to do it?
This dark place is dull. says:
Yes.
This dark place is dull. says:
That's the point of an "audio" conversation o.o

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Written about Sunday 2003-11-23
Written: (7670 days ago)
Next in thread: 104056

I wonder how many people in this room will be dead by the age of 25... I wonder who will be successful and who will marry the wrong person, and lose everything they worked hard for in divorce court...
I wonder who will die a painful death, and who will sink into the graves of Earth...
I wonder why so many things in life are bad...

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Written about Monday 2003-11-17
Written: (7677 days ago)

Some thoughts I had before bed (I seem to think of some pretty good stuff when I'm riiight on the edge of sleeping):

"No one can have me but myself, I won't allow it. I'm just going to bottle myself up and become non-human, because in truth I don't want to live and I don't want to die. You say I'm just a kid, that they're just 'childish fantasies,' I have. Pfft, shows what you know, you scared and selfish little bastard who can't committ. Did I ever question you? Did I ever question your feelings? No, of course I never did. That was your job. And yet, with all that love you gave it only took you a minute to ruin my life; I hope that beat your last record for the last girl; I hope it made you real proud of yourself. My conclusion to the ending of us is now I know the truth about myself. I know that I love nothing but pure insanity. I love no one but insanity. Insanity is my soulmate, not you. No one can have me but myself."

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