I wasn't kissing him, I was whispering into his mouth. > "So you're having sex...?" "No, I just like chewing condoms. Duh." <

I can't believe people write in these things -cough-.

F...ll...g... ap...t... in...id...e... - I'll hope for no dreams at all.

1. Lotion: silk
2. Rubber: duck
3. CD: pack
4. Bed: sheet
5. Paper: kitchen
6. Run: hell
7. Candle: light
8. Mouse pad: mouse pad
9. Sweatshirt: warmth
10. Door: hit
11. Pictures: walls
12. Flowers: vase
13. Deodorant: good
14. Pencil: stuck in ceiling
15. Sex: someone important
16. Radio: songs

From [peace out]: "dude... this place is so friggin' trippy, man... all these elves, and like... people, and... dude..." HAHA. I just love that line.

I hate it when people question life. It's just too fucking stupid.

Life is HERE. There's no way to ALTER IT.

Spend your time thinking about OTHER things besides life after death. We don't know what the hell happens.

So, instead of being all, "Why are we here?" ask something like, "Why is my name _____?"

Believe me. You get a lot more thinking done that way.

That's Gerg's breakfast.


- [Jimbab McNoobie] - 593.5 1218] - says:
Notice the awesome beverage to the right of my plate...
If you could read my mind, you wouldn't be smiling. =) says:
Comics!
- [Jimbab McNoobie] - 593.5 1218] - says:
...
- [Jimbab McNoobie] - 593.5 1218] - says:
No!
- [Jimbab McNoobie] - 593.5 1218] - says:
Beverage!
If you could read my mind, you wouldn't be smiling. =) says:
...
If you could read my mind, you wouldn't be smiling. =) says:
Fork?
- [Jimbab McNoobie] - 593.5 1218] - says:
DRINK!
If you could read my mind, you wouldn't be smiling. =) says:
Oooh
If you could read my mind, you wouldn't be smiling. =) says:
NAPKIN
- [Jimbab McNoobie] - 593.5 1218] - says:
LOL.
If you could read my mind, you wouldn't be smiling. =) says:
Table!
- [Jimbab McNoobie] - 593.5 1218] - says:
Coffee!

Element: Air
Dependence: Me
Title of my biography: Loser with a Twist
I sometimes confound myself with: The merry-go-round
Existential question: Meh.
Phobia: Dead things.
Theme song: "Let's Go!" by The Cars
Passion: Is needed...
Animal which I resemble: Tiger
Cult: Losers
Favorite Object: Shinies
Favorite place: In someone's arms, I think.
Nicest sound: Drums, guitars, and of course that soothing, deep male voice.
Worst sound: Screams and giggles of an excited prep.
Favorite body part: Hands and shoulders
Era in which I would have liked to live: 1920's, fighting for women's rights and dancing like nothin'.
Spiritual Guide: Me
In my purse: Yeah. That's funny. Purse...
Eventual trip: Around the world.
Biblical passage: None
Moment of the day: The afternoon
Flower I'd like to receive: Chrysanthemums and Rover Daisies

Well, I asked various people about a lip pierce (in the middle of my bottom lip), and I got things like, "That'd be cool!" "Don't ruin your face!" and the most popular, "That would be so ugly and attract the wrong kind of people!"

Well. No. If I get that, it will scare some people, yes. But I don't want scaredy-cats as my friends :P the people who come up and get to know me for me is who matters.

But if I really think about it, lip piercing's sort of not my thing. Maybe I'd get it for awhile, but eventually I'd let it close up.

Then there was the tongue piercing... Yeah, I'd like to have one, but I don't want every guy I meet to think I'll give him head. That was an instant no.

Then, there was the old plan: to get my upper right ear pierced. That's a total yes, eventually I'll get that.

Then, there was the fact of getting my nose pierced. The guy who said not to get my lip pierced and "ruin my pretty face" suggested this :P I said no to that. I'd rather not have a third hol in my nose. Can you imagine the colds??

Then he suggested my belly button. I thought about this and decided yes, because, I'm not having kids for awhile, and I asked someone who has both child and naval piercing and she said the hold goes back to normal if you're still young -- skin has wonderful elasticity. Another thing is, I don't show my tummy that often, so it's a big turn on for most guys to discover that sort of prize :P

Anyway, suggestions would be nice. but I'm not piercing anything below the waist. Also, any tips on how to convince my mom to let me get that naval piercing...?

-Homosexuality: is normal.
-Abortion: Depends on the situation. If you're like, 15 and pregnant and homeless, I would suggest it.
-Religion: breaks people apart.
-Eating disorders: ... I'm American. Think about it.
-PMS: is something males just need to get over.
-Love at first sight: does happen.
-God: is 'dog' backwards.
-Marilyn Manson: is interesting.
-Boy bands: have their 15 minutes of fame.
-Spice girls: I loved them when I was little, but then I grew out of them and their music.
-Premarital sex: happens.
-Jerry Springer: needs therapy and to get a better job.
-Suicide: is pointless. We're all gonna die anyway.
-Self mutilation: is sometimes fun.
-Dreams: can happen too. Just not the extent we wish them to.
-Aliens are: extraterrestrials.
-Horoscopes: don't believe in them. They're sucky. But great fun to compare the same horoscope of different magazines!! XD
-Hell: froze over when I was born.
-Transvestites: happen...
-Pop music: Some of it's catchy.


If I was a profession I'd be: assassin
If I was a body of water I'd be: Atlantic Ocean
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: shocktarts
If I was a famous building I'd be: Winchester Mystery Mansion
If I was a bad habit I'd be: Chewing things
If I was a swear word I'd be: assmuncher and dickweed
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: vanilla bean
If I was a disease I'd be: pnuemonia
If I was a board game I'd be: Sorry
If I was a feeling I'd be: Calm
If I was a city I'd be: New York
If I was a color I'd be: Blue
If I was a celebrity I'd be: Me
If I was a movie I'd be: Waking Life
If I was a business I'd be: Microsoft
If I were a month, I'd be: June
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 12 in the afternoon
If I were a planet, I'd be: Uranus
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A starfish
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A bed
If I were a sin, I'd be: Lust
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Water
If I were a tree, I'd be: Elm Tree
If I were a bird, I'd be: A lovebird
If I were a tool, I'd be: A megaton hammer
If I were a plant, I'd be: A rover daisy or chrysanthemum
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Sunny and clear
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: Drums
If I were an animal, I'd be: A tiger
If I were a sound, I'd be: Rawr
If I were a material, I'd be: Silk
If I were a taste, I'd be: yum
If I were a word, I'd be: blech
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: seductive look
If I were a shape, I'd be a: heart
If I were a number, I'd be: 7
If I were a band, I'd be: something original
If i were a mythical creature, I'd be: saber tooth tiger

CRaZy COOL :D

And pretty thinkers are dangerous :P

Aw, dun eat dey buttyflies... =(

Dude. I haven't written in this thing for... 6 months almost O_o


First boyfriend: Matt or Michael. Depends on how you look at it =)
First best friend: Kara
First car: Pickup truck; Ford.
Firstdate: Never been on a date.
First real job: Not there yet... thinking Subway, though.
First screen name: EmilytheWeird I still have it too.
First self purchased album: Erm. I think it was... Nickleback O_o
First true love: You can have one?
First enemy: Bre'anna
First big trip: Once again something that could have been BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION YESTERDAY!
First play: I played a caveman named Bratt.
Last big car ride: Hm. Two weeks ago.
Last kiss: 3 or 4 weeks ago.
Last good cry: Agh, that was way back in June.
Last library book checked out: Hrm. :\ Good Omens.
Last movie seen: SOUTH PARK!!! No, Joe Dirt... I dun remember.
Last food consumed: Sonic Watermelon Slushie :D
Last phone call: That went to Ian.
Last TV show watched: South Park!
Last time showered: Yesterday evening
Last shoes worn: Sandals
Last cd played: Lucky Boys Confusion, Commitment... No, I burned a new cd with LBC...
Last item bought: 50 CD-R Recordables.
Last soda drank: A&W Root Beer
Last ice cream eaten: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Last time wanting to die: This morning when the dog bit my face.
Last time scolded: The other day for... unretainable reasons.
Last shirt worn: White shirt. Surprise, surprise.
Last website visited: Wings of Enchantment. ... Journalspace.



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10 questions. This can be quite intresting.
Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles (its harder than you think)...
Chosen Band: Lucky Boys Confusion
1. Are you male or female?: Broken
2. Describe yourself: Champion Dub
3. How do some people feel about you?: Beware
4. How do you feel about yourself?: Closer to Our Graves
5. Describe your family?: Ordinary
6. Where would you rather be?: South Union
7. Describe what you want to be: Hey Driver
8. Describe how you live: Atari
9. Describe how you love: Commitment
10. Describe what you hate: Medicine and Gasoline / Blame

Frist boyfriend: Michael
First best friend: Kara
First car: Haven't gotten to that point yet...
Firstdate: Movie and then dinner
First real job: Not there yet either!
First screen name: EmilytheWeird I still have it too.
First self purchased album: Billy Gilman, One Voice
First true love:
First enemy: Bre'anna
First big trip: Well, I can't remember the first one...
First play: Cinderella ^_^
Last big car ride: Summer time
Last kiss: Just yesterday
Last good cry: Probably... a few weeks ago.
Last library book checked out: Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead
Last movie seen: Starksy and Hutch
Last food consumed: Peaches and applesauce
Last phone call: Micheal... <3
Last TV show watched: Bio-Dome!
Last time showered: Yesterday evening
Last shoes worn: My new Adidas.
Last cd played: Lucky Boys Confusion, Commitment
Last item bought: Cookies
Last soda drank: Cola (ick)
Last ice cream eaten: Vanilla
Last time wanting to die: This morning in the cold.
Last time scolded: Probably yesterday...
Last shirt worn: Wearing a red shirt with a red sparkly dodge sign on it.
Last website visited: Wings of Enchantment.


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10 questions. This can be quite intresting.
Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles (its harder than you think)...
Chosen Band: Lucky Boys Confusion
1. Are you male or female?: Broken
2. Describe yourself: Champion
3. How do some people feel about you?: Beware
4. How do you feel about yourself?: Closer to Our Graves
5. Describe your family?: Ordinary
6. Where would you rather be?: South Union
7. Describe what you want to be: Something to Believe
8. Describe how you live: Ordinary
9. Describe how you love: Hey Driver
10. Describe what you hate: Medicine and Gasoline

... I have a boyfriend...?

Whoa. Dude.

Bleh, can't access Elftown from home. Stiupid, stupid, stupid computer. Will try best to contact from school.

Oh deep in the jungle where nobody goes, there's a woogey boogey washer woman washin' her clothes. With a scrubbadub here and a scrubbadub there, the woogey boogey washer woman washing her clothes... a diddley dop, a doo, a doo, a diddely dop, a doo, a doo, the woogey boogey washer woman washin' her clothes... -jazzy- yeaaaaah

The only reason I don't like school is 'cause I have to wake up early for it.

I don't like walking to and from school either.

Ick.