Lyndee
Lythea
Kirrh
Antonius

Put an x for all the things you have
done:
[ ] been drunk.
[ ] smoked pot.
[X] kissed a member of the same sex.
[ ] rode in a taxi.
[x] been dumped.
[ ] shoplifted.
[ ] been fired.
[x] been in a fist fight. (Only playful)
[ ] made out with a stranger.
[ ] stole something from your job.
[_] celebrated new years in times square.
[_] went on a blind date.
[x] lied to a friend. (I don't pride myself on it.)
[ ] had a crush on a teacher
[ ] been to Europe.
[x] skipped school.
[ ] thrown up from drinking.
[x] lost your sibling
[x] had a sleepover party.
[x] went ice skating.
[x] been cheated on.
[x] had a car. (truck, technically)
[x] drove.


Do you...
[x] have a boyfriend.
[ ] have a girlfriend.
[ ] have a crush.
[x] feel loved.
[x] feel lonely.
[x] feel happy.
[ ] hate yourself.
[ ] have a dog.
[x] have your own room.
[x] listen to rap.
[x] listen to rock.
[x] listen to soul.
[x] listen to techno.
[x] listen to reggae.
[ ] paint your nails.
[ ] have more than 1 best friend.
[ ] get good grades.
[ ] play an instrument.
[x] have slippers.
[x] wear boxers.
[ ] wear eyeliner.
[x] like the color blue.
[x] like the color yellow.
[x] cyber.
[?] claim.
[x] like to read.
[x] like to write.
[x] have long hair.
[ ] have short hair.
[x] have a cell phone.
[x] have a laptop.
[ ] have a pager.


Are you...
[ ] ugly.
[ ] pretty.
[x] ok.
[x] bored.
[x] happy.
[x] short.
[ ] tall.
[ ] grounded.
[ ] sick.
[x] lazy.
[ ] talking to someone.
[ ] scared to die.
[x] sleepy.
[ ] on the phone.
[x] in your room.
[ ] drinking something.
[ ] eating something.
[x] in your pjs.
[x] ticklish.
[x] listening to music.
[ ] homophobic.
[ ] allergic to Seanbean
[ ] Viggo-fan
[ ] afraid of vikings
[x] afraid of horny vikings
[ ] afraid of spiders
[ ] dance in the rain
[x] have a stuffed animal
[ ] play magic
[x] know music that turns you on
[ ] Skype a lot?


Is there...


[x] a dead body nearby?
[ ] a crucifix on your wall
[ ] posters of guys on your wall
[ ] posters of girls on your wall
[x] water nearby


Do you dig...


[x]Men
[ ]Women
[ ] Vikings
[ ] Elves
[x] Rangers
[ ] Bikers
[x] Succubi
[x] Incubi
[x] Older
[ ] Younger
[ ] Your pretty cute aragorn actionfigure (Ew.)

( Astrological sign? ) Gemini
( Chinese zodiac sign? ) Snake
( Location ) Up your ass and around the corner.
( Birth Location ) Sane Jose, California.
( Sexual Preference ) Male.
( Marital Status ) Involved.
( Current Hair color ) Auburn.
( Eye color ) Blue, green, or grey. They change colors randomly.
( Height ) 5'0
( Weight ) 100lbs, been that way for nearly 4 years.
( Parents still together? ) Nah.
( Siblings? ) Youngest of one other.
( Nieces/Nephews? ) Nope, none yet.
( Kids of your own? ) I would hope not.
( Grandkids? ) Nah.
( Pets? ) None.
( In school/graduated? ) Senior in highschool.
( Rent, lease, or own your home? ) Not yet.
( What do you do for work? ) Looking for a job, currently a student.
( How much do you make? ) 0.00 an hour.
( Have any credit cards? ) Just one, a Mastercard.
( AmEx? ) Nah.
( Can I use em for a few days? ) Noo.
( What do you drive? ) A 1996 Ford Ranger. Lapis.
( Black and White/Color ) Both.
( Black/White ) Both.
( Red/Blue ) Blue.
( Dogs/Cats ) Dogs.
( Roses/Daisies ) Neither.
( Beer/Liquor ) Liquor.
( Boxers/Briefs ) .Briefs.
( Hair: Short/Long ) Short for boys. Long for me.
(Boots/Shoes ) Stell-toed boots for boys.
( Food: Mexican/Italian ) Italian. I like pasta far more than nachos.
( Dark/Light ) Light.
( Day/Night ) Day.
( City/Country ) Both.
( Sheets: Solid/Animal Prints ) Solid.
( Sub/Dom ) Either or.
( Color ) Lapis.
( Animal ) Tiger or Swan.
( Vehicle ) Ford.
( Flower ) Rover Daisy.
( Soda ) Sprite.
( Food ) Ice cream.
( Book ) His Dark Materials Trilogy.
( Author ) Philip Pullman.
( Band ) The Ataris, Fall Out Boy.
( Song ) Boys of Summer, Animals.
( Movie ) Meh.
( Director ) Shayalaman.
( Country ) US of A.
( School Subject ) Angrish.
( Movie genre ) Whatever might look good.
( Extracurricular Activity ) Newspapers.
( Color your hair? ) No.
( Have tattoos? ) Nah.
( Piercing? ) Ears. Formerly navel.
( Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? ) Boyfriend.
( Floss daily? ) Yes.
( Own a webcam? ) No.
( Ever get off the damn computer? ) Yep.
( Quack? Quack quack? ) Moo.
( Gotten a speeding ticket? ) Not yet.
( Been in a wreck? ) Never.
( Been arrested? ) No.
( Stolen a car? ) Not technically.
( Stolen anything? ) No. But I have used stolen condoms before.
( Smoke? ) No.
( Been so drunk you didn't care that you couldn't remember your name? ) No drinking here.
( Considered a life of crime? ) Yes.
( Considered being a hooker? ) Ohh yeah.
( Maybe a pimp? ) Nah.
( Cheated on someone? ) Yes.
( Been married? ) Technically three times.
( Been divorced? ) Yes, once.
( Are you psycho? ) I hope.
( Split personalities? ) No.
( Schizophrenic? ) The voices say I'm not.
( Obsessive? ) Yes.
( Compulsive? ) Yes.
( Obsessive Compulsive? ) No. No. Yes. Yes.
( Panic? ) A lot.
( Anxiety? ) A lot.
( Depressed) Not often.
( Suicidal? ) No.
( Cheated/Cheat ) Yes.



1. Smoked a cigarette: Nope
2. Smoked a cigar: Nope
3. Snorted coke: No.
4. Smoked Weed: Disgusting, no.
5. Been high: No.
6. Had sex: Yes.
7. Said "I hope you die" to someone: If you haven't, you're missing out.
8. Tried to kill someone: Yes.
9. Tried to kill yourself: Maybe?
10. Got in a fist fight: Not one of the non-playful nature.
11. Lied to your parents: Yes, who doesn't at one point?
12. Broken a bone: No.
13. Lied to your friends: Yes.
14. Bit someone: Roar.
15. Bungee jumped: Not yet.
16. Skydive: Not yet.
17. Gotten drunk: No drinking.
18. Gotten totally smashed: No.
19. Given someone a bruise: I give more than bruises.
20. Skinny-dipped: Yes.
21. Driven illegally: Yes, I broke a few laws in my day.
22. Ditched someone: Yes.
23. Freak danced: Yes.
24. Stole something: No.
25. Cut yourself: Not on purpose.
26. Skipped school: Yes.
27. Hung up on someone: Yes.
28. Gone commando: Yes. Not pleasant for a girl.
29. Threw up at school: No.
30. Kissed someone of the same sex: Yes.
31. Had a burping contest: Yes.
32. Snuck out: Yes.
33. Been to a school dance: Eh, yeah. Ew.
34. Thought your teacher was hot: ... No.



!*~~*! Love !*~~*!
1) Do you believe in love: Yes.
2) Do you believe in love at first sight? No.
3) Are you too shy to ask someone out: No. I lost a potential boyfriend because I was scared. I vowed never to be like that again.
4) Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with: Anthony.
5) Have you ever actually truly honestly been in love before?: I'd like to say so.



1) Boys names(kids): Adonis, Anthony, William.
2) Girls names(kids): None chosen.
3) Subjects in school: English
4) Game(s): Zelda.
5) Cartoon character: Superman.
6) Cartoon? Fosters Home of Imaginary Friends.
7) What’s your favorite thing to do on a weekend? Party.
8) Drink? Water.
9) Cookie?: Mmmm.
10) Day of the week? Saturday.
11) Word or phrase? That which yields is not always weak.
12) Restaurant? Olive Garden.
13) Flower? Rover Daisy.
14) Sport to play?: Softball.
15) Ice cream? Always.



!*~~*! Have you ever !*~~*!
1) Made out with someone? Yes.
2) How many people have you made out with? Nine.
3) Set a body part on fire, for the fun of it? Ha, no.
4) Planned your life around the internet?: Sometimes it happens that way.
5) Gone in public wearing no underwear? Yeah.
6) Swallowed a penny? No.
7) Seen a ghost? Maybe?
8) Ate dirt? Yep.
9) Sucked a bug up your nose? No!
10) Got caught stealing? No.
11) Been to Africa? No.
12) Been toilet papering? No.
13) Been in a car accident? No.
14) Mooned someone? Yes.
15) Been so drunk you passed out? No.
16) Gone out in your pajamas? yes.
17) Missed school because it was raining? Yes.
18) Kept a secret from someone? Yes.
19) Wanted to hook up with a friend? No.
20) Sprained/broken/fractured a bone or gotten stitches?: Sprained some fingers once.
21) Almost died: No.
22) Given anyone a bath: Yes. I have. And not any kids, either.
23) Bungee jumped: No.
24) Broken the law: Yes, a few.
25) Made yourself throw-up: Only when I was sick and I knew it'd make me feel better. Pepto Bismol did the rest. I had the motivation to drink it.



!*~~*! Just Some Questions !*~~*!
1) Where is your favorite place to shop?: Book stores generally.
2) Any tattoos or piercing: My ears. My navel was formerly pierced.
3) Do you do drugs: No.
4) What kind of shampoo do you use: Anything available.
5) What are you most scared of?: Being alone.
6) What car do you wish you had: A black 2005 Ford Mustang. Or a 1967 Chevrolet Bel-Air. Midnight blue, white interior with baby blue trim and dash, and a white trim on the outside with shiny chrome and new rims and big wheels.
7) Who is the last person that called you: Jarrod.
8) Where do you want to get married: In a circus tent.
9) If you could change anything about yourself you'd change: My waist.
10) What is the last movie you saw a a movie theature: Miami Vice. Worst. Movie. Ever.
11) What do you have for breakfast in the morning?: Waffles.
12) Who would you hate being locked up in a room with?: My family. Any one of them.
13) Who would you love being locked in a room with?: Any one of my friends.
14) What super hero would you be?: Batman.
15) What are you wearing right now?: Jeans, Nintendo T-shirt. Shoes, sketchers.
16) If you could be any where in the world, where would you be?: With that special someone.
17) Make up a word and a meaning to go with it: Eck.
18) Do you have any imaginary friend?: Yes.
19) What do you want most out of life? To be happy.
20) Who do you hate the most? A few people.
21) If you had the choice to be a cartoon, who would you be?: Bloo.
22) List a word you think sounds funny: Animosity.
23) What are the last 4-digits in your number: 2512
24) If you were a crayon what color would you be: Lapis.
25) What makes you happy: Freedom.
26) What sport do you hate the most: Football.
27) How many TV's do you have in your house: Just one.
28) Do you sleep with stuffed animals: No. I have a blanket. He's better than a stuffed animal.
29) Who do you tell your dreams to: My journal.
30) How much do you love your job on a scale of 1 to 10? Depends on the job I choose to do.
31) What color is your bedroom carpet? White.
32) How many times did you fail your drivers test? Didn't fail it at all.
33) Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Any mall.
34) What do you do most often when you are bored? Read.
35) Most annoying thing people ask or tell you? "How old are you?"
36) What is the best thing about the opposite sex? Hands, shoulders, eyes, and lips.
37) Who makes you happiest of the opposite sex? David.
38)Who makes you the maddest of the opposite sex? Jarrod.
39) What's the stupidest thing you have ever done? Answered this.

Dial-up on this laptop sucks. I can't seem to sign into any IMs, I'm bored, this connection is slow as hell, aaand I've been puking my guts up for the last day and a half.

Yeehaw.

Yay, new sexy laptop.

It's so shiny and... sleek. And pretty.

Until Dad touched the screen -brandish fists-

To Spokane:

Thanks for the happy birthday. I *really* appreciate it.

Screw this... I'm staying in Oklahoma.

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( . .)
C(")(")

I can't remember where I left my FOB CDs and it's making me cry! I want to listen to them :(. And Lizzie wants to burn them. <_<

homophobia
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a
lesbian.



I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire
a transsexual woman.



I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight
through the painful, tear-filled nights.



We are the parents who buried
our daughter long before her time.



I am the man who died alone in the
hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the
room.



I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken
away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish
they could adopt me.



I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the
attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will
probably be able to walk again.



I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed
myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to
bear.



We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found
out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.



I am the person who
never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the
management called on me.



I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit
the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother
because I now live with another woman.



I am the domestic-violence
survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they
found out my abusive partner is also a woman.



I am the domestic-violence
survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.



I am the
father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection
to other men.



I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach
gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.



I am the woman who
died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was
transsexual. (yes, this actually happened: read more)



I am the person who
feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to
always deal with society hating me.



I am the man who stopped attending
church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my
kind.



I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most,
love.



Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

How come every time I log in, I have like 7 messages sent from me to me saying "Happy birthday Fucker!!!" in like font type H1??

... it hurts my feelings. :(

LYING IS THE MOST FUN A GIRL CAN HAVE WITHOUT TAKING HER CLOTHES OFF

Well Is it still me that makes you sweat?
am I who you think about in bed?
When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress?
Well Then think of what you did. And I hope to God he was worth it.
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as you're fingers touch your skin.
I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch...a better fuck
than any boy you'll ever meet. Sweetie you had me.
Girl I was it look past the sweat, a better love deserving of
exchanging body heat in the passenger seat? no no no you know it will always just be..me

Let's get those teen hearts beating. Faster faster!

So testosterone boys and harlequin girls:
will you dance to this beat- and hold a lover close?

Now I guess we're back to us, oh cameraman, swing the focus!
In case I lost my train of thought where was it that we last left off ?
lets pick up pick up
Oh now I do recall, we just were getting to the part...
Where the shock sets in, and the stomach acid finds a new way to make you get sick.
Well then think of what you did. and how I hope to god he was worth it
For that I'm very sorry love... and though you may have butchered us...
I sure hope you didn't expect that you'd get all of the attention.
(besides) did you really think I'd let you kill this chorus?

Panic! At The Disco

I hope you choke on those lips that kiss that bottle.

I said I loved you, but I lied.

When a girl is quiet,
Millions of things are running through her mind. (Quite possibly true.)
When a boy is quiet,
His mind is blank, or he is thinking about sex, or possibly football.

When a girl is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply. (Probably true.)
When a boy is not arguing,
He is either not thinking of anything, or thinking about sex, or planning a counter-argument.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long you'll be around. (Possibly true.)
When a boy looks at you with eyes full of questions,
He is wondering what the hell you’re talking about.

When a girl answers, ‘I'm fine.’ after a few seconds,
She is not fine at all. (Very probably true.)
When a boy answers, ‘I'm fine.’ after a few seconds,
He is probably still fine.

When a girl stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying. (Could be. Or maybe she is just gazing in admiration at your handsome visage.)
When a boy stares at you,
He is trying to avoid staring at your breasts; or trying to look convincingly honest, or wondering with dread what you’re about to say.

When a girl lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever. (Probably true.)
When a boy lies on your chest,
He is thinking what wonderful things breasts are, and why people can’t distinguish between the transitive verb ‘to lay’ and the intransitive verb ‘to lie’.

When a girl calls you everyday,
She is seeking your attention. (Very probably true.)
When a boy calls you everyday,
He is dangerously possessive.

When a girl says, ‘I love you,’
She means it. (Very likely true.)
When a boy says, ‘I love you,’
He may or may not mean it, but he is saying it because he knows you need reassurance.

When a girl says that she can’t live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her future. (Probably true.)
When a boy says that he can’t live without you,
He is either lying in the hope of having sex with you, but if he means it then he’s dangerously neurotic, and possibly a psychopath.

When a girl says, ‘I miss you,’
No one in this world can miss you more than that. (Almost certainly true.)
When a boy says, ‘I miss you,’
He may mean it, or he may be trying to make you feel better.

When a girl says, ‘No,’
She means no. (True if the question is ‘Do you want to have sex?’; not necessarily true if the question is ‘Would you like me to spend a lot of money on your birthday present?’)
When a boy says, ‘No,’
He means no.

All right. After about 4 years of thinking, I believe I have finally come up with the type of tattoo I would like.

It will be a celtic tribal tattoo of a sun, and it will be placed on my inner left wrist. I know these aren't cut in half, but it is amazingly hard to find a sun tattoo design that's celtic and... not whole. But since I have to wait and keep thinking about it, I've got time to work something out.

Oh, and it's a little obsessive... but it's supposed to be a half-sun for sunset. You know... Fall Out Boy's, "Got a sunset in my veins." I just love that line for some reason...

"Sophomore Slump Or Comeback Of The Year" - Fall Out Boy,  Chorus and plus some.

"Are we growing up or just going down?
It's just a matter of time until we're all found out.
Take our tears and put 'em on ice,
'Cause I swear I'd burn this city down to show you the light.

There's a drug in the thermostat to warm the room up,
And there's another around to help us bend your trust,
Got a sunset in my veins!
And I need to take a pill to make this town feel okay."

And I MIGHT get another one on my inner right wrist, but we will see how that plays out.

I'd like to add color to it, though. Black's too boring. Perhaps blue fading to yellow? Hm. I tend to like those colors.


Anyway!

Bad [Hedda], BAD!

NO breaking the world!

IN THE LAST MONTH HAVE YOU

1. Bought something: Yes
2. Gotten sick? No
3. Been hugged? Yes
4. Been kissed: Yes
5. Felt stupid: Yes
6. Talked to an ex: Yes
7. Missed someone: Yes
8. Got drunk: No
9. Gotten high: No
10. Danced crazy: Yes, Fall Out Boy, in the shower.
11. Gotten your hair cut: Nope.
12. Watched cartoons: Yes
13. Lied: Yes
14. Fallen in love? Yes
15. Fallen out of love? Yes and no.

U N I Q U E

1. Nervous habits? Chewing lips.
2. Are you double jointed? Nope.
3. Can you roll your tongue? Yes
4. Can you raise one eyebrow? Yes
5. Can you cross your eyes? Yes
6. Do you make your bed daily? Yes... sometimes.
7. Do you think you are unique? Yes, just like everyone else.

HAVE YOU EVER
1. Said I love you and meant it: Yes.
2. Given money to a homeless person: Yes

M A N N E R S
1. Do you swear? When I’m angry.
2. Do you ever spit? Nope
3. You cook your own food? Yeah
4. You do your own chores? Yes
5. Did you get laid today? Yes...terday.
6. You like beef jerky? Heck yes.
7. You like Pepsi or Coke? Neither, pop is evil.
8. You're happy with your hair? sometimes.
9. You own a dog? Yeah and I hate him.
10. You spend your money wisely? Yes.
11. You're always making new friends? Sure.
12. You like to swim? Yes
13. When you get bored do you call a friend? Yes
14. You're patient? Sometimes

D O Y O U P R E F E R
1. flowers or angels? Flowers
2. gray or black? Black
3. Color or black and white photos? Depends on the subject.
4. sunrise or sunset? Sunset
5. M&Ms or Skittles? Skittles, more fun to chew and they make a popping sound.
6. rap or rock? Rock
7. staying up late or waking up early? Waking up early.

D O Y O U P R E F E R
1. being hot or cold? Hot
2. Winter or Fall? Fall
3. left or right: Right
4. having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends: 2 best friends
5. rain or sun? Sun
6. vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla
7. boys or girls? Boys
8. Vodka or jack? Vodka.

I'm having a really hard time boosting my energy. Ryan came over and refused to be hugged or kissed. He looked pale.

And then he dumped me.

Nearly 6 months together and suddenly, "You bore me, goodbye." I knew our relationship would not last that long, but the reasons why he dumped me... Because I'm 16, because I have no car, no job, because I was so in love with him. Because he didn't feel the same.

Well, SORR-EE for wasting your fucking time.

He had me -- ALL of me -- my time, a good fucking portion of my money, my virginity, my love, my happiness... and then I bore him. Then I am too selfish. Then I am too wrapped up in 'my' life... well, sweet baby, my life was yours too.

Makes me sound like I'll be 16 forever. Maybe I will, just to piss him off.

... I still want him back.

Fall Out Boy!

(www.falloutboyrock.com)

From: Dance, Dance

Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress, love?
I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me...

Usually I don't really ask for charity from artists, 'cause I know they have other plans and lives, but this would be a really, REALLY small commission. I just want someone who can make stuff look pretty 'cause... well, I sark.

I would just like a little badge with something like "Free the Writers!" or something about not censoring people's creativity. I'd like to use this on various sites, like WritersCo and such. If anyone would be willing to talk to me and do this little thing, I'd appreciate it. I don't need anything super fancy, just something that looks nice and isn't out of Paint (erggh I suck!).

Moo. ^.^

[1. Your real name:] Emily
[2. Friends call you:] Emily, Li, Mama
[3. What your boyfriend calls you:] Ms. Kitty, Bitch
[4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?:] Meow.
[5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?:] Derek, Dylan, Longfellow
[6. What would you a name pet if you had them?:] Yo and Adrian
[7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?:] Man, She Has a Case of PMS
[8. What would you name your kids?:] I want a little boy named Adonis something something.
[9. What would you name a boat you built?:] The Sinker
[10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?:] Venus Girl... erm... it would fit the damn story.



H a v e . y o u . e v e r ?


[11. Thrown up in public?:] Yes.
[12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?:] Cottage cheese count?
[13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?:] . . .
[14. Tripped while checking someone out?:] Nah.
[15. Had to pay for something you broke?:] Nope.
[16. Nearly drowned?:] Once.
[17. Passed out?:] Never,
[18. Had a crush on somebody?:] Not much anymore.
[19. Been stuck in the rain?:] I hate cold.
[20. Been attacked by an animal?:] No...
[21. Caught people having sex?:] Yup.
[22. Fallen asleep while driving?:] Almost. I had taken Benedryll and my dad forced me to go driving (ON A HIGHWAY!!!). I almost fell asleep, was nodding off pretty well. In a defective car, nonetheless.
[23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?:] At times I find myself greatly admiring female people, but I believe 'attracted' is too strong a word. -- same.
[24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?:] Once, on tile flooring. Otherwise they aren't slippery.
[25. Made a wish that came true?:] Yes.


C o m p l e t e . T h e . S e n t e n c e .



[26. I once had a dream...] that I wrote a story about, called 'In Your Soul'. Read it.
[27. I'm only racist towards...] prejudice people, people who sexually harass or harass others, people who think insulting others is cool...
[28. I don't know why I'm...] bitchy most of the time.
[29. I'd do anything...] to be the person I want to be.
[30. Nothing sucks more than having to...] eat other people. I mean, when you are driven that far into insanity, when you are that hungry and that fucking crazy ... that's gotta suck. - Can't beat that.
[31. If I had six bucks i'd buy...] some pomegranate juice.
[32. It's hot. I should take off my...] shoes, socks, and pants. Leave on the shirt. Maybe take off the bra.
[33. It's always more fun if you...] laugh.
[34. You can't eat steak without...] teeth.
[35. Shut up before I...] twitch. THEN IT'S ON.
[36. I really like you and everything but...] I need to move on.


W h a t . w o u l d . y o u . d o . i f .



[40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your butt?:] Slap his ass back and beam.
[41. Somebody was about to steal your car?:] Call the police, walk up to them, politely tap them on the shoulder and tell them to move, get in my car, and drive away. I'd also steal their wallet.
[42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?:] Blink, and go back to bed. Probably roll over to squish a few of the fuckers.
[43. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?:] Make it SBD. Silent, but Deadly.
[44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?:] That wouldn't happen. I'd make them get a clinical check first.
[45. You have three wishes?:] I'd want them granted. But I wouldn't tell you. - Ayup.
[46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?:] Make discrimination illegal. Discrimination against religion, against sexual preference, against mental or physical disabilities that the person can't help but have, and make it illegal for the Bush family to be Presidents or hold any sort of official office. Make gay marriage, gay meaning lesbian as well, legal. -- power to the people!
[47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?:] Tell her to go fuck herself for promoting sex and making 12 year olds think it's okay to wear thongs, throw some cables at her, and slam the door.
[48. You had a time machine?:] Um... I'd go see Jesus.
[49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?:] I'd put porno on TV.



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[50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?:] Aids.
[51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?:] Teleport, providing that I can teleport -anywhere-. It's more complicated, and less cold.
[52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?:] Record the dreams. They are more fascinating.
[53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?:] Really skinny. Being too fat wouldn't be fun, as you wouldn't be able to do what you pleased.
[54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?:] Forest, all the way.
[55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?:] Comedy.
[56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?:] Rock, because I don't want to wear a piece of rag and shake my ass for people.
[57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?:] February 29th. Power to the young ones.
[58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?:] Afghanistan. At least there is chance of life there. The sewers are just sick.
[59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?:] An institution. There, I would be taken care of, treated nicely. At the penitentiary I'd be raped and beat bloody every night.
[60. Would you rather snowboard or hang glide?:] Hang glide. Snowboarding hurts, and it's cold.
[61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?:] A ninja pirate. ... duh...



W h a t ' s . t h e . f i r s t . t h i n g . t h a t . c o m e s . t o . y o u r . m i n d . w h e n . y o u . r e a d . t h e . f o l l o w i n g. w o r d s ?



[62. Courage:] Lost
[63. Driver:] Drunk
[64. Yoga:] Pretzel
[65. Bakery:] Bread
[66. Roach:] Cock
[67. Mushroom:] High
[68. Sprung:] Spring
[69. Exotic:] Classic
[70. Pythagoreans:] SUCKS ASS.
[71. Cellular:] Phone
[72. Hammer:] Phone
[73. Words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in:] Insane, ADHD, red.
[74. Type a secret that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form:] . . .
[75. Were you too scared to do it?:] Not at all.
[76. Who or what is your worst enemy?:] Me.
[77. Who is the last person you kicked?:] Ryan. That asshole.
[78. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?:] The queen. Flash a little thigh and everyone dies.
[79. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name:] Eli, Erwin, Eric...
[80. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?:] Ryan brought me flowers when I was sick.

A white man yells to a black man, "Hey colored boy! You're blockin' my view."
The black man turns around and stands up. He then says: "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I'm sick I'm black, when I go in the sun I'm black, when I'm cold I'm black, when I die I'll be black. But you sir... When you're born you're pink, when you grow up you're white, when you're sick, you're green, when you go in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, when you die you turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"