[Tigers and Trees]'s diary

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Written about Friday 2006-10-27
Written: (6605 days ago)
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People who posts pictures of their dead pets "in loving memory" are lacking in social relations with other people.

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Written about Thursday 2006-10-26
Written: (6605 days ago)

If I find anyone stealing this, I shall be incredibly sore. And you won't much like hearing from me.

I've been calling it "Sweetheart" so far. Unfinished.



“Sweetheart, you ain’t got nothin’ on me, ya hear?”

That sweet tender voice thrilled me to my very bones. I shuddered in thought, imaging her naked, right in front of her. Her light leather chaps, those blue jeans hugging every curve, that white shirt blowing in the wind and showing that lacy polka dotted bra. Her hat tipped perfectly in proportion to her face, her eyes shadowed mysteriously.

I heard her boots crunch the gravel as she walked up to me, and felt that delicious sting on my cheek as she struck me.

“Don’t be gettin’ that devil’s look in your eye, boy!” she screamed. Oh, she screamed so well.

“Yes, ma’am,” I replied, opening my eyes slowly, feeling myself hard and pressing against my inner thigh, constricted by my jeans, but loving the squeeze either way. My voice was raspy as I gazed at her, her clear grey eyes near to mine. She glanced down and stared a fraction too long, and I couldn’t help but break into a grin.

“Ain’t that a pretty picture, Missy Lue?” She looked at me and raised an eyebrow, clacking her tongue against her teeth.

“I ain’t into your particular dick, Robby.” She turned on her heel and walked away. Her ass didn’t help my hard-on.

“You implyin’ you’re a muffin-eater?”

“I ain’t no lesbian, Robby.” Cool as you please. I loved that. I trailed behind her, with some difficulty before adjusting myself. The hot desert filled me with a sense of freedom and excitement. I could feel the heat rise in me.
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Written about Sunday 2006-10-22
Written: (6610 days ago)

The Prestige... was... fucking fantastic ><

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Written about Wednesday 2006-10-18
Written: (6613 days ago)
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Today was the first day I had ever been in an accident.

Matt can't drive everyone around and Wednesday is "Subway day"... we all pile into the car and go get lunch at Subway. Matt, Elyse, Zach, and Pearly were in the car and I was driving since I'm the only one with a license which allows me to drive that many people around legally.

So I was pulling into the Subway lot and was going to back up into a parking spot, and I reached down to put the car in reverse, when suddenly I got jolted and I got a sharp pain in my side which has slowly spread over my back since I've been sat down.

Some poor fool backed up into us. I suppose he didn't see us there, but he should have been looking in his rearview mirror to double check anyway. He got a busted back light (but it still worked), while the Jeep suffered an indent in the driver side bender. The driver's side door is a bit difficult to open and shut now, but nothing bad. Fenders are fairly cheap.

We exchanged information. I was stumbling a little uncontrollably but I was too numb and shaken up to feel anything. About half way through 5th period I started getting a sharp ache in my side, but after some deep breathing I controlled it. Matt and I went to the video store and my back started aching badly. It's hurting pretty badly right now. If it stiffens up anymore tomorrow I'll go to the doctor to get it checked out, but I'm sure I'll be fine.

I called my mom as soon as I got to school and told her everything. Then I had Matt call his dad. His dad asked for the boy's name and then realised that he was good friends with the boy's mother and father, so there's nothing to worry insurance wise. Not for me, at least! I did nothing illegal and wasn't the person who backed up.

Bah.

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Written about Friday 2006-10-13
Written: (6618 days ago)
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Okay, I got like 10 text messages asking if Matt and I were going out/commenting about how cute we were...

So whoever is spreading these rumors... please stop. They're not funny.

Just for clarification: Matt and I have never made out!!!
Or kissed!
Or held hands!
Gr you people piss me off.

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Written about Friday 2006-10-13
Written: (6619 days ago)
Next in thread: 863041

Wtf.

What the fuck.

Someone apparently saw Matt and I making out.

Right.

Wtf.

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Written about Friday 2006-10-13
Written: (6619 days ago)

Nov. 17th, to the 2nd of December.

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Written about Monday 2006-10-09
Written: (6623 days ago)

As quoted from someone who plays an "evil" character in my game (who we totally owned):

"Yeah, we kind of like... yeah. Yeah, we got owned. It's like that type of owning where you don't even have time to contemplate how badly you just got owned. You just get owned and look back at logs of it and are like... "Man, I got owned.""

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Written about Thursday 2006-10-05
Written: (6626 days ago)

What an awful morning I had.

I went to bed at 12, and I suppose I forgot to put my alarm clock on. Well, I didn't get up.

I woke up to the dog's annoying barking and was instantly pissed off. I open the door to see Matt, who was supposed to take me to school. I think my morning look scared the living daylights out of him.

ANYWAY.

It was 8:40 and school started at 9. So of course, that gives me 5 minutes to get ready. And of course, it takes me 10.

Boo. I was a mess. And I felt icky. Came home and took a 30 minute shower. It felt amazing.

Boo on me.

Next time I'll be up and ready for that bastard.

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Written about Tuesday 2006-10-03
Written: (6629 days ago)
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I should play Windwaker, but... too busy doing homework.

Cheers to essays. I'm so damn lazy.

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Written about Sunday 2006-10-01
Written: (6631 days ago)
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I had a dream that I got to eat a caramel cheesecake drink from Black Tie.

I think I'm getting addicted.

I woke up at 8, and went back to bed until 2. It felt goooood. Played my game and got some experience (whoo!). But now I'm bored. I feel like going out tonight, but... I'm not sure.

Perhaps I'll go to real soda tomorrow. Maybe call up Krystal or find someone who wants to go...

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Written about Friday 2006-09-29
Written: (6632 days ago)
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Boo. So incredibly bored.

So... bored...

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Written about Friday 2006-09-08
Written: (6653 days ago)

[The Taste of Ink !]... lighten up on the makeup. You're 13, not 30. You have natural beauty.

Lighten on the eyeliner. Please, you'll save some of the environment AND you'll be doing yourself a favor.

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Written about Thursday 2006-08-31
Written: (6662 days ago)
Next in thread: 847105

Lyndee
Lythea
Kirrh
Antonius


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Written about Monday 2006-08-07
Written: (6686 days ago)

Put an x for all the things you have
done:
[ ] been drunk.
[ ] smoked pot.
[X] kissed a member of the same sex.
[ ] rode in a taxi.
[x] been dumped.
[ ] shoplifted.
[ ] been fired.
[x] been in a fist fight. (Only playful)
[ ] made out with a stranger.
[ ] stole something from your job.
[_] celebrated new years in times square.
[_] went on a blind date.
[x] lied to a friend. (I don't pride myself on it.)
[ ] had a crush on a teacher
[ ] been to Europe.
[x] skipped school.
[ ] thrown up from drinking.
[x] lost your sibling
[x] had a sleepover party.
[x] went ice skating.
[x] been cheated on.
[x] had a car. (truck, technically)
[x] drove.


Do you...
[x] have a boyfriend.
[ ] have a girlfriend.
[ ] have a crush.
[x] feel loved.
[x] feel lonely.
[x] feel happy.
[ ] hate yourself.
[ ] have a dog.
[x] have your own room.
[x] listen to rap.
[x] listen to rock.
[x] listen to soul.
[x] listen to techno.
[x] listen to reggae.
[ ] paint your nails.
[ ] have more than 1 best friend.
[ ] get good grades.
[ ] play an instrument.
[x] have slippers.
[x] wear boxers.
[ ] wear eyeliner.
[x] like the color blue.
[x] like the color yellow.
[x] cyber.
[?] claim.
[x] like to read.
[x] like to write.
[x] have long hair.
[ ] have short hair.
[x] have a cell phone.
[x] have a laptop.
[ ] have a pager.


Are you...
[ ] ugly.
[ ] pretty.
[x] ok.
[x] bored.
[x] happy.
[x] short.
[ ] tall.
[ ] grounded.
[ ] sick.
[x] lazy.
[ ] talking to someone.
[ ] scared to die.
[x] sleepy.
[ ] on the phone.
[x] in your room.
[ ] drinking something.
[ ] eating something.
[x] in your pjs.
[x] ticklish.
[x] listening to music.
[ ] homophobic.
[ ] allergic to Seanbean
[ ] Viggo-fan
[ ] afraid of vikings
[x] afraid of horny vikings
[ ] afraid of spiders
[ ] dance in the rain
[x] have a stuffed animal
[ ] play magic
[x] know music that turns you on
[ ] Skype a lot?


Is there...


[x] a dead body nearby?
[ ] a crucifix on your wall
[ ] posters of guys on your wall
[ ] posters of girls on your wall
[x] water nearby


Do you dig...


[x]Men
[ ]Women
[ ] Vikings
[ ] Elves
[x] Rangers
[ ] Bikers
[x] Succubi
[x] Incubi
[x] Older
[ ] Younger
[ ] Your pretty cute aragorn actionfigure (Ew.)

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Written about Saturday 2006-07-29
Written: (6695 days ago)


( Astrological sign? ) Gemini
( Chinese zodiac sign? ) Snake
( Location ) Up your ass and around the corner.
( Birth Location ) Sane Jose, California.
( Sexual Preference ) Male.
( Marital Status ) Involved.
( Current Hair color ) Auburn.
( Eye color ) Blue, green, or grey. They change colors randomly.
( Height ) 5'0
( Weight ) 100lbs, been that way for nearly 4 years.
( Parents still together? ) Nah.
( Siblings? ) Youngest of one other.
( Nieces/Nephews? ) Nope, none yet.
( Kids of your own? ) I would hope not.
( Grandkids? ) Nah.
( Pets? ) None.
( In school/graduated? ) Senior in highschool.
( Rent, lease, or own your home? ) Not yet.
( What do you do for work? ) Looking for a job, currently a student.
( How much do you make? ) 0.00 an hour.
( Have any credit cards? ) Just one, a Mastercard.
( AmEx? ) Nah.
( Can I use em for a few days? ) Noo.
( What do you drive? ) A 1996 Ford Ranger. Lapis.
( Black and White/Color ) Both.
( Black/White ) Both.
( Red/Blue ) Blue.
( Dogs/Cats ) Dogs.
( Roses/Daisies ) Neither.
( Beer/Liquor ) Liquor.
( Boxers/Briefs ) .Briefs.
( Hair: Short/Long ) Short for boys. Long for me.
(Boots/Shoes ) Stell-toed boots for boys.
( Food: Mexican/Italian ) Italian. I like pasta far more than nachos.
( Dark/Light ) Light.
( Day/Night ) Day.
( City/Country ) Both.
( Sheets: Solid/Animal Prints ) Solid.
( Sub/Dom ) Either or.
( Color ) Lapis.
( Animal ) Tiger or Swan.
( Vehicle ) Ford.
( Flower ) Rover Daisy.
( Soda ) Sprite.
( Food ) Ice cream.
( Book ) His Dark Materials Trilogy.
( Author ) Philip Pullman.
( Band ) The Ataris, Fall Out Boy.
( Song ) Boys of Summer, Animals.
( Movie ) Meh.
( Director ) Shayalaman.
( Country ) US of A.
( School Subject ) Angrish.
( Movie genre ) Whatever might look good.
( Extracurricular Activity ) Newspapers.
( Color your hair? ) No.
( Have tattoos? ) Nah.
( Piercing? ) Ears. Formerly navel.
( Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? ) Boyfriend.
( Floss daily? ) Yes.
( Own a webcam? ) No.
( Ever get off the damn computer? ) Yep.
( Quack? Quack quack? ) Moo.
( Gotten a speeding ticket? ) Not yet.
( Been in a wreck? ) Never.
( Been arrested? ) No.
( Stolen a car? ) Not technically.
( Stolen anything? ) No. But I have used stolen condoms before.
( Smoke? ) No.
( Been so drunk you didn't care that you couldn't remember your name? ) No drinking here.
( Considered a life of crime? ) Yes.
( Considered being a hooker? ) Ohh yeah.
( Maybe a pimp? ) Nah.
( Cheated on someone? ) Yes.
( Been married? ) Technically three times.
( Been divorced? ) Yes, once.
( Are you psycho? ) I hope.
( Split personalities? ) No.
( Schizophrenic? ) The voices say I'm not.
( Obsessive? ) Yes.
( Compulsive? ) Yes.
( Obsessive Compulsive? ) No. No. Yes. Yes.
( Panic? ) A lot.
( Anxiety? ) A lot.
( Depressed) Not often.
( Suicidal? ) No.
( Cheated/Cheat ) Yes.



1. Smoked a cigarette: Nope
2. Smoked a cigar: Nope
3. Snorted coke: No.
4. Smoked Weed: Disgusting, no.
5. Been high: No.
6. Had sex: Yes.
7. Said "I hope you die" to someone: If you haven't, you're missing out.
8. Tried to kill someone: Yes.
9. Tried to kill yourself: Maybe?
10. Got in a fist fight: Not one of the non-playful nature.
11. Lied to your parents: Yes, who doesn't at one point?
12. Broken a bone: No.
13. Lied to your friends: Yes.
14. Bit someone: Roar.
15. Bungee jumped: Not yet.
16. Skydive: Not yet.
17. Gotten drunk: No drinking.
18. Gotten totally smashed: No.
19. Given someone a bruise: I give more than bruises.
20. Skinny-dipped: Yes.
21. Driven illegally: Yes, I broke a few laws in my day.
22. Ditched someone: Yes.
23. Freak danced: Yes.
24. Stole something: No.
25. Cut yourself: Not on purpose.
26. Skipped school: Yes.
27. Hung up on someone: Yes.
28. Gone commando: Yes. Not pleasant for a girl.
29. Threw up at school: No.
30. Kissed someone of the same sex: Yes.
31. Had a burping contest: Yes.
32. Snuck out: Yes.
33. Been to a school dance: Eh, yeah. Ew.
34. Thought your teacher was hot: ... No.



!*~~*! Love !*~~*!
1) Do you believe in love: Yes.
2) Do you believe in love at first sight? No.
3) Are you too shy to ask someone out: No. I lost a potential boyfriend because I was scared. I vowed never to be like that again.
4) Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with: Anthony.
5) Have you ever actually truly honestly been in love before?: I'd like to say so.



1) Boys names(kids): Adonis, Anthony, William.
2) Girls names(kids): None chosen.
3) Subjects in school: English
4) Game(s): Zelda.
5) Cartoon character: Superman.
6) Cartoon? Fosters Home of Imaginary Friends.
7) What’s your favorite thing to do on a weekend? Party.
8) Drink? Water.
9) Cookie?: Mmmm.
10) Day of the week? Saturday.
11) Word or phrase? That which yields is not always weak.
12) Restaurant? Olive Garden.
13) Flower? Rover Daisy.
14) Sport to play?: Softball.
15) Ice cream? Always.



!*~~*! Have you ever !*~~*!
1) Made out with someone? Yes.
2) How many people have you made out with? Nine.
3) Set a body part on fire, for the fun of it? Ha, no.
4) Planned your life around the internet?: Sometimes it happens that way.
5) Gone in public wearing no underwear? Yeah.
6) Swallowed a penny? No.
7) Seen a ghost? Maybe?
8) Ate dirt? Yep.
9) Sucked a bug up your nose? No!
10) Got caught stealing? No.
11) Been to Africa? No.
12) Been toilet papering? No.
13) Been in a car accident? No.
14) Mooned someone? Yes.
15) Been so drunk you passed out? No.
16) Gone out in your pajamas? yes.
17) Missed school because it was raining? Yes.
18) Kept a secret from someone? Yes.
19) Wanted to hook up with a friend? No.
20) Sprained/broken/fractured a bone or gotten stitches?: Sprained some fingers once.
21) Almost died: No.
22) Given anyone a bath: Yes. I have. And not any kids, either.
23) Bungee jumped: No.
24) Broken the law: Yes, a few.
25) Made yourself throw-up: Only when I was sick and I knew it'd make me feel better. Pepto Bismol did the rest. I had the motivation to drink it.



!*~~*! Just Some Questions !*~~*!
1) Where is your favorite place to shop?: Book stores generally.
2) Any tattoos or piercing: My ears. My navel was formerly pierced.
3) Do you do drugs: No.
4) What kind of shampoo do you use: Anything available.
5) What are you most scared of?: Being alone.
6) What car do you wish you had: A black 2005 Ford Mustang. Or a 1967 Chevrolet Bel-Air. Midnight blue, white interior with baby blue trim and dash, and a white trim on the outside with shiny chrome and new rims and big wheels.
7) Who is the last person that called you: Jarrod.
8) Where do you want to get married: In a circus tent.
9) If you could change anything about yourself you'd change: My waist.
10) What is the last movie you saw a a movie theature: Miami Vice. Worst. Movie. Ever.
11) What do you have for breakfast in the morning?: Waffles.
12) Who would you hate being locked up in a room with?: My family. Any one of them.
13) Who would you love being locked in a room with?: Any one of my friends.
14) What super hero would you be?: Batman.
15) What are you wearing right now?: Jeans, Nintendo T-shirt. Shoes, sketchers.
16) If you could be any where in the world, where would you be?: With that special someone.
17) Make up a word and a meaning to go with it: Eck.
18) Do you have any imaginary friend?: Yes.
19) What do you want most out of life? To be happy.
20) Who do you hate the most? A few people.
21) If you had the choice to be a cartoon, who would you be?: Bloo.
22) List a word you think sounds funny: Animosity.
23) What are the last 4-digits in your number: 2512
24) If you were a crayon what color would you be: Lapis.
25) What makes you happy: Freedom.
26) What sport do you hate the most: Football.
27) How many TV's do you have in your house: Just one.
28) Do you sleep with stuffed animals: No. I have a blanket. He's better than a stuffed animal.
29) Who do you tell your dreams to: My journal.
30) How much do you love your job on a scale of 1 to 10? Depends on the job I choose to do.
31) What color is your bedroom carpet? White.
32) How many times did you fail your drivers test? Didn't fail it at all.
33) Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Any mall.
34) What do you do most often when you are bored? Read.
35) Most annoying thing people ask or tell you? "How old are you?"
36) What is the best thing about the opposite sex? Hands, shoulders, eyes, and lips.
37) Who makes you happiest of the opposite sex? David.
38)Who makes you the maddest of the opposite sex? Jarrod.
39) What's the stupidest thing you have ever done? Answered this.

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Written about Thursday 2006-07-06
Written: (6718 days ago)

Dial-up on this laptop sucks. I can't seem to sign into any IMs, I'm bored, this connection is slow as hell, aaand I've been puking my guts up for the last day and a half.

Yeehaw.

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Written about Friday 2006-06-23
Written: (6730 days ago)

Yay, new sexy laptop.

It's so shiny and... sleek. And pretty.

Until Dad touched the screen -brandish fists-

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Written about Wednesday 2006-06-21
Written: (6732 days ago)
Next in thread: 812177

To Spokane:

Thanks for the happy birthday. I *really* appreciate it.

Screw this... I'm staying in Oklahoma.

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Written about Monday 2006-05-08
Written: (6777 days ago)
Next in thread: 789441, 791258

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( . .)
C(")(")

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Written about Saturday 2006-05-06
Written: (6779 days ago)

I can't remember where I left my FOB CDs and it's making me cry! I want to listen to them :(. And Lizzie wants to burn them. <_<

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