You know, that little picture of the guy holding the bloody sword and the bloody decapitated head that shows up when you have nothing in your guestbook is quite annoying. No, I do not want to delete myself, I am applying to teach, thank you very much. And I have an account on Elfwood, so just leave me alone!
But does the serial beheader leave me alone? No, no he does not. I swear, if I ever find him, he is going down.

I warned you this was insane ramblings.