Who r u??[Megan duh!]





2. R we friends??[FUCK NO!]





3. Wen and how did we meet??[idfk at school]





4. Do u have a crush on me??[LMFAO...ON U? FUCK NO!]





5. Would u kiss me??[I rather kiss ur mom lol]





6. Give me a nickname and explain y u picked it[FAT FUCK...NO NEED TO EXPLAIN! LOL]





7. Describe me in 1 word[FUGLY!]





8. what was ur first impression of me??[she might eat me]





9. Do u still think that way about me now??[YEP!]





10. What reminds u of me??[A WHALE!]






11. If u could give me anything what would it be??[a punch in the face lol]





12. How well do u think u no me??[i dont wanna get to kno u anymore!]





13. Whens the last time u saw me??[like 2 days ago!]





14. Ever wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldn't??[umm idk sure ]





15. R u gonna put this on ur house and see what i say about u??[sure?]



NOT AS FUNNY AS THE OTHER 1 BUT YA ITS PRETTY FUNNY...
[{From Megan again!}]

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!!

ITS SNOWING!! lol just thought i would let y'all know

This is a message from my friend [~MeganLynn~]

[1) Give me your number?] umm u already have it lol
[2) Have sex with me?] FUCK NO!
[3) Let me kiss you?] I rather die!
[4) Watch a movie with me?] I do all the time
[5) Let me take you out to dinner?] we already do duh taco johns! lol
[6) Drive me somewhere/anywhere?]Sure?
[7) Take a shower with me? ]ALREADY HAVE!lol not pretty!
[8) Be my bf/gf? ]heck yes!
[9) Have a fling with me?] lol sure
[10) Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?] HELL NO BUY UR OWN!
[11) Take me home for the night? ] NO U CAN WALK U NEED TO!
[12) Would you let me sleep in your bed?] FUCK NO THATS WHAT THE FLOOR IS FOR!LMFAO
[13) Sing car kareoke w/ me? ] HECK YES!
[14) Re-post this for me to answer your questions?] HUH? idk sure
[15) Do you think im attractive, sexy, or hot? ] FUCK NO!
[16) Do you like my style? ]NO
[17) Do you think im funny?]SURE
[18) Do you care about me? ]FUCK NO
[19) Would you dance with me?]HECK YES
[20) Would you sing happy birthday to me?] NOPE
[1) I committed suicide:] It would be the best day of my life!
[2) I said I liked you:] I would say i hate u and run!
[3) I kissed you:]I would kill u
[4) I lived next door to you:] i wood move!
[5) I started smoking:]hmmm....
[6) I stole something:]hmmm......
[7) I was hospitalized:]I wouldnt come see u
[8) I ran away from home:) idc!
[9) I got into a fight and you weren't there] U wood get the shit kicked out of u! lol


THATS FUCKIN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!