[Sedition]'s diary

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Written about Sunday 2006-05-07
Written: (6775 days ago)

our 3rd convo today XD



Kitty says:
I NEED MY FUCKING SOUNDS
Shadow says:
no ya dont >_>
Kitty says:
OR I WILL NEVER REMEMBER TO RESPOND
Shadow says:
get over it and pay attention more like i do -.-
Kitty says:
-.-;
Kitty says:
*hates*
Kitty says:
why doesn't it show that the sounds are installed?
Shadow says:
-shrugs and yawns,not really interested in the least-
Kitty says:
god fucking dammit
Kitty says:
you're the smart one
Shadow says:
-naps on the couch-
Kitty says:
*screams*
Shadow says:
zzzzzzz....
Kitty says:
*takes a knife and runs at his crotch*
Shadow says:
-suddenly she snaps a tripwire which actives a claymore full of pissed off female beavers on their period.the beavers spring forth and tackle her and begin to gnaw her to death-
Kitty says:
x_x
Shadow says:
-wakes up and chucks a fish in the kitchen and the beavers leap off of her and go to harass the fish.he smiles and kneels next to her and tilts his head-
Shadow says:
^___^ you ok?
Kitty says:
*bleeds*
Kitty says:
._.;
Shadow says:
_> i see
Kitty says:
*coughs up blood*
Kitty says:
*dies*
Shadow says:
-patches her up=
Kitty says:
*dies anyway*
Shadow says:
=uses a pheonix down and revives her-
Kitty says:
<_<
Shadow says:
http://www.masterful-lover.com/thedeepspot.html
Shadow says:
XD!! ill be sure to remember that
Kitty says:
o_o
Shadow says:

Kitty says:
O_O
Kitty says:
Why did that make me horny?
Shadow says:
^__^
Kitty says:
<.<
Kitty says:
you got me saying fetus at school -.-
Shadow says:
XD
Kitty says:
I was like 'you know what matt?' he was like 'what?' and I said "FETUS!"
Kitty says:
and he yelled it too
Shadow says:
XD good kitty
Kitty says:
.>
Kitty says:
*copys*
Shadow says:
ooooo,someone is gonna be busy tonight
Kitty says:
O_o
Shadow says:
oh,you meant the fetus thing >_>
788700  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-05-06
Written: (6775 days ago)

this convo was...weird.



Kitty says:
what types of peopel cant i stand?
Shadow says:
alot
Kitty says:
define -.-
Shadow says:
gangsta,emo,prep,stupid,blacks,asians,jews
Shadow says:
_>
Kitty says:
i dont hate blacks
Kitty says:
....
Kitty says:
all of them
Shadow says:
XD
Kitty says:
i dont hate jews!
Kitty says:
just cause my mom is a nazi
Kitty says:
don't have asian, just chinese
Kitty says:
hate*
Shadow says:
lol
Shadow says:
why?
Kitty says:
I... don't remember..
Shadow says:
O_o
Shadow says:
ooookkk...
Kitty says:
something about them being all retarded and I can't stand them cause like... <_<;
Kitty says:
Moo
Kitty says:
yeah thats it
Kitty says:
MOO
788695  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-05-06
Written: (6775 days ago)

me and cricket on msn XD



Shadow:
-hugs her for she has given him a website that gives away free full hentai movies-
Kitty says:
<_<'
Kitty says:
I know
Kitty says:
Porn too
Shadow says:
heh
Kitty says:
asian porn
Kitty says:
.>
Shadow says:
hehehe
Shadow says:
asians are flippin hot o.o
Kitty says:
I was watching one and she was so amuzed by the guys penis XD
Shadow says:
XD
Kitty says:
I was liek 'O_o; ........ '
Shadow says:
i love you ;-;
Shadow says:
-hugs her and his new hentai movie-
Kitty says:
<.<;
Kitty says:
perv
Shadow says:
yesh
Shadow says:
that and im in a competition with my friends to see who can get the most hentai
Kitty says:
..... -.-;
Shadow says:
heheh
Kitty says:
you... just...
Kitty says:
-.-
Shadow says:
that bastard kevin is in the lead
Kitty says:
XD
Kitty says:
oh lord
Shadow says:
i have about 2 gigs
Shadow says:
kevin cheated
Kitty says:
o.0
Shadow says:
his friend works at suncoast,so he gets alot of movies easy.
Kitty says:
hahahaha
Shadow says:
so we made a new rule that movies dont count unless you download them
Shadow says:
which brought him from 20 gigs to about 3-4
Kitty says:
o_o;
Shadow says:
im in 2nd place right now
783699  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-04-25
Written: (6786 days ago)

becca made this for her diary,but im hijacking it for my own XD



Fill this out and send it to me or I will slit your throat :(


Between us and only us... whoever reads this I wanna know 24 things about you. Fill in all the blanks ... leave no question unanswered! ANSWER IT AND SEND IT TO ME (REPLY)



1.Your Full Name:
--->


2. Age:
--->


3. Favorite Movie:
--->


4. Favorite Song:
--->


5. Favorite Band:
--->


6. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
--->


HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...


1. What song reminds you of me?
--->


2. Would you have my back in a fight?
--->


3. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
--->


4. If we could hang out tomorrow what would you want to do?
-->


5. What is your favorite memory of us?
--->


6. What is your favorite sexual activity?
--->


7. Would you give me a kidney? (it doesn't have to be your own)
--->


8. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you?
--->


9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
--->


10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
--->


11. Ever thought about me in bed?
--->


12. have you heard any rumors of me lately?
--->


13. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
--->


14. Do you think I'm a good person?
--->


15. How good of a friend would you rate me on a scale of 1-10?
--->


16. Would you drive across country with me?
--->


17. Do you think I'm attractive?
--->


18. Are there ever times when you want to call me but don't?
--->


19. Have you ever slept with someone famous?
--->


20. If you could change anything about me, would you? what would it be?
--->


21. What is the best advice you can give me?
--->


22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
--->
777915  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-04-15
Written: (6797 days ago)

me and emylee are...weird...



[x] .[.Razor Dollie.]. [x] says:
YOU'RE DIRTY
[x] .[.Razor Dollie.]. [x] says:
*runs*
Shadow says:
;>_>
Shadow says:
-tackles and licks-i know ^_^
[x] .[.Razor Dollie.]. [x] says:
*wiggles and sqirms*
[x] .[.Razor Dollie.]. [x] says:
get off
Shadow says:
-pins-nope
[x] .[.Razor Dollie.]. [x] says:
*wimpers* I'll scream rape
Shadow says:
no one in the park will believe you,you keep throwing rocks at them
[x] .[.Razor Dollie.]. [x] says:
<_<' I haven't done that in weeks
Shadow says:
so?park people never forget,their like elephants becuase they are old
[x] .[.Razor Dollie.]. [x] says:
*screams* RAPE!! RAPE!!!!!
Shadow says:
-watches as crickets chirp-
Shadow says:
see?
[x] .[.Razor Dollie.]. [x] says:
*puts her head down* damn..
Shadow says:
^_^
[x] .[.Razor Dollie.]. [x] says:
*little kid walks over* what ya doin to her, mister?
Shadow says:
well jimmy,one day youll learn that your woman likes to smart off at ya,so what ya do is tackle her down and spank her
[x] .[.Razor Dollie.]. [x] says:
*little kid blinks and looks down* I'm a girl...
Shadow says:
well then your husband
[x] .[.Razor Dollie.]. [x] says:
my names Sarah
Shadow says:
then you call him abusive,divorce him,steal his house,car,and kids,and sue for 50,000 dollars in emotional damages
[x] .[.Razor Dollie.]. [x] says:
<_<''
[x] .[.Razor Dollie.]. [x] says:
*little kid runs away*
Shadow says:
XD
774884  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-04-09
Written: (6803 days ago)

Shadow-me
coin operated girl-emylee



[x] .[.Coin-Operated Girl.]. [x] says:
*flips plate of spagetti into his lap*
Shadow says:
o.o
[x] .[.Coin-Operated Girl.]. [x] says:
*growls*
Shadow says:
erm..
[x] .[.Coin-Operated Girl.]. [x] says:
*muches it in*
Shadow says:
_>
[x] .[.Coin-Operated Girl.]. [x] says:
*gets up and leaves him* -.-'
Shadow says:
-was pretty sure it wasnt gonna lead to a bj,so goes to change pants-
Shadow says:
XD
[x] .[.Coin-Operated Girl.]. [x] says:
XD Spagetti sex
Shadow says:
do you like meatballs XD
[x] .[.Coin-Operated Girl.]. [x] says:
hahahahaha
Shadow says:
omfg my rib cage! X_@!!
771848  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2006-03-31
Written: (6811 days ago)

"Angel of the Night"

Sitting here,waiting here
Solemn chill of the night.
watching the bright moon with silent prayer.
Send me an angel, fair and kind and right.
Desperate thats for sure, love you will by my cure
stand beside me tonight and hold my hand.

When you arrive i must confide in you,
will you show me light when darkness is all i can do;
please come and show me that I'll be alright:
My unfound love, the angel of the night...

Society says that i must be strong,
but you know deep inside their wrong.
Take me away from this guilt, this fear, this pain;
Please help me feel that i will feel alright,
My unfound love, the angel of the night...

Cold yet caring,my heart is in plight.
Alone at night my mind starts to take flight.
They bring me down to earth,
Show me i dont have much worth;
Please help me regain my site,
My unfound love, the angel of the night...

There is only one life,
no caring god in sight,
the world has no reward but the night...
Here I'm waiting, contemplating, taking my own life...
Then you find me, crying,let me feel alright...
Take away this pain,
This mundane life is plain,
Come from the shadows and join with me in height,
My unfound love, the angel of the night...



wow..i dont know were that came from..i guess from my heart..not much has ever come from there,especially not this...before i am hopped on,yes,i indeed thought this up right at this moment...its a poem but to me its a song.my song was inspired by the song "music of the night" by the phantom of the opera.somehow i feel a likeness with the phantom that i do not wish to elaborate on any further at this moment...this song comes from my heart in the hopes of faithless "prayers" to a non-existent angel.i call this unexisting woman of my dreams the angel of the night;and when the lights are off and im alone at night,she is beside me.guess i decided to let you people get a peek into my mind..
768877  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-03-26
Written: (6816 days ago)
Next in thread: 768922

heh,calling on all fellow assholes!i ask a favor of you.just now i was banned off of www.animemetro.com for a small arguement that more or less was about freedom of speech,due to corrupt power hungry staff (and the fact that i made a smart ass comment to one of them for being a power-mad control freak gestapo).feel free to register in that site an badger the hell out of mods.

768735  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-03-26
Written: (6817 days ago)
Next in thread: 768737
768414  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-03-26
Written: (6817 days ago)

I got a hot 4 fever, call that bitch Benita
Knock the apple off any bum with a hollow heat seaker
Ran 'cross bitch niggaz, fuck the pint, she take blood by the liter
I'll never leave her, my viscous vixen
On liquor, send dat ass to God quicker
No matter yo religion, you Muslim, Hebrew or Christian
She indiscriminate with punishment, she send'em missin
My gun's my favorite bitch and
And she got permanent PMS so she stay bitchin!



wow,i feel like a yuppie,but i still liked that part of the song,reminds me of my AK
767301  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-03-23
Written: (6820 days ago)

wow,aint that some shit...not that i didnt see it coming though...i had a feeling this was gonna happen.

760531  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-03-09
Written: (6834 days ago)

whoa,just realised i never wrote anything in here about emylee yet.i suppose this will be dedicated to her then,me and Emylee,or as i call her,cricket,started going out in january,and are having another anniversary tomarrow (march 9th).In Rp we are married and a step child and genetic child are in the family.I loves her very much,and i have proven in the past that i will literally track down anyone that messes with her(dont believe me?last guy that tried it had a picture taken of his house with a satellite and given to me,along with phone number,full name,and address.).We make up words like heg all the time and screw around with other stuff all the time (metaphoriclly and..erm..nevermind)

i have major writers block and can quite think of much else to type here besides the fact that i love her more then anything,and that she makes life worth it.dont fuck with my world.

734745  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-01-19
Written: (6883 days ago)

Hm, Ich wundere mich, wenn jedermann dieses lesen kann?Wenn sie können, muß ich sie auf ihren linguistischen Fähigkeiten beglückwünschen.Wenn Sie verstehen, was ich writting,schicken Sie mir eine Anzeige und Sie werden mit nettem etwas belohnt,gehen andernfalls Bumsen sich.

Unterzeichnet,Der Almighty Lord, Schatten.

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684690  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2005-10-20
Written: (6974 days ago)

i am in love with a gun...an airsoft gun anyway...if anyone buys this sucker for me ill be their sex slave for life!!!squee!!!!
http://www.shortyusa.com/cart/index.html?UID=1129748194-64.193.66.116&amp;RID=4328&amp;NL=&kiosk=

bam bitch!!your ass is mine tj!!

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