thought this was funny as hell,so i copied it from a friend.i happen to be a cancer.

hey guys,finally finished training and im on the flight home tomorrow morning,look forward to a possible overhual of my page,with videos and photos of all i have done these past 5 months

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17874497/

tch,and they asked why i joined the army.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17659270/
"why are we there?"

we fight them there,or we fight them here.simple as that.imagine going to the mall and getting hit by mustard gas.

March 13, 2007
Private Collazo
Day:1

I arrived at Meps and after a short talk with my staff sergeant,when to file in line with the other early recruits outside of the Military Enlistment Processing Station.by the time the busses came in with the other recruits it was 6 am,and we were all quickly and neatly coordinated into coloumns of 10-15 people,filling the entire parking lot in the most orderly way possible.a quick glance to the left,then the right, gave me an idea of some of the people i would be working with,and depending on for my life,and visa versa.

My train of thought was instantly interrupted when the Coast guard Liason officer shouted out "Good morning applicants!" To wich we replied,with great vigor i may add "Good morning m'am!" to which she said she couldnt hear us,and thus we repeated ourselves at the top of our lungs,probably loud enough to be heard clear to the highway.Everyone there was there becuase they wanted to be,and they were motivated.Good,they would need it,it was bound to be a long day.

i was stripped down,tapped up,weighed in,stretched out,charted down,dressed up,and sent back on my way to the army liason office before i knew what was happening.little did i know that i had a 4 hour wait ahead of me.crappy beurocractic system,MEPS should of been staffed by military personnel,civies have this smugness to them in that they do not work as hard as they can,and they feel holier then thou.the abuse of power could sometimes be rampant,as many were kicked out for simple offenses such as laying their heads down.

the hours became much easier to bear when i met my future comrade, Steven Newton.both of us wanted the same thing:Infantry.and we are both leaving at the same time.after hours of chatting we quickly learned much about each others past,our motives and goals for the Army,and established a bond of trust as if we had known each other for years.

after much back and forth,paperwork,and anonymous BS,i settled with Cannon crewmember,as waiting till august for infantry was silly,as i could do that easily enough once i hit the sandbox anyway,especially if i go through ranger school.

im tired.very much so,ill cut this entry short for now.long story short,im in,at the rank of private,and i will ship at April 4th to a fort in oklahoma.

Shadow says:
imma go fix a sandwich >_>
.悪態.[.Dies Irae.]("\(.:...:.)/") says:
Kay <_<
.悪態.[.Dies Irae.]("\(.:...:.)/") says:
GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
Shadow says:
-comes back with a steak and abuse marks-i-i-i made your favorite dinner tonight honey...
.悪態.[.Dies Irae.]("\(.:...:.)/") says:
That's what I thought, bitch. *snatches it*
Shadow says:
-whimpers and mutters-you never look at me when we make love anymore..
.悪態.[.Dies Irae.]("\(.:...:.)/") says:
I look at the picture of your sister on the dresser =|
Shadow says:
-cries and runs to the bedroom-
.悪態.[.Dies Irae.]("\(.:...:.)/") says:
<_<
*shrugs and eats steak*

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17251571/

for all the people that live in america yet bad mouth it with hippie drivel,go live in china,there youll get sent to a military torture facility and get your ass kicked every day just for getting on the internet and playing counter strike or something.Commies.

alrighty,some of you are already aware of this as i have told most of my friends on msn and yahoo whats going down,but for some of my friends here on ET that are a bit out of the loop heres the deal: Ill be heading to basic training in around 3 weeks.Its a 12 week long ordeal so i wont see you guys for quite awhile.wish me luck and best wishes to all my friends here.

on second thought, http://www.loopzy.com/view.php?id=477

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17062810/
so wait,lemme get this straight.a riot,were people were hurt and possibly killed,was started by muslim preist over...some jews repairing a ramp that makes it safer and faster for people to come to and from their mosque?

..... http://www.loopzy.com/view.php?id=32

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNF_P281Uu4
now thats living.