Sex


1. Would you be in control?


2. Would you let me pull your hair?


3. Would you whisper in my ear?


4. Would you talk dirty to me?


5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?


6. Would you say my name?


7. Would you go down on me?


8. Would you let me give you a hickie?


9. How many rounds would we go?


10. What would you wanna do afterwards?


11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?


12. Would you lick and bite me all over?


13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?


14. Would you want me to take my time?


15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?


16. Would you want me to go fast or slow?


17. Where would you wanna "do it"?


18. Would you be loud or quiet?


19. Would you mind if i liked you?


20. Would you do it today?


21. Would you do it tomorrow?


22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?

im going on holiday for 3days this weekend for like 3days so sunday night i should be back, i dont know what time though, im gonna miss you all

my dad stole me a rubber keyboard from work, its great

i remember when i had a little pet lemming i built it a wall so he could hurl his little self off it, then one christmas i put my finger in his cage to give him some mince pie and he bit my finger and he wouldnt let go and in the end there was blood all up my bedroom wall, the little fucker ruined my helicopter wall paper

*goes and dies in a corner*

im a preppy retard with a big penis



What color of shirt are you wearing?



Red=loud -
Green=stupid -
Blue=innocent -
White= naughty -
Aqua=freaky -
Yellow=skanky -
Purple=a little TOO happy -
Black= emo -
Orange=multicolored -
Gray= preppy -
Pink= horny -
Brown=tree-hugging -
Multicolored= awesome -
Other=candy-flavored -
Nothing= Sexy -


What kind of pants are you wearing?


Shorts=slut -
Skirt=hot piece of ass -
Skort=homo -
Jeans= skater -
Ripped Jeans= prep -
Capris=cutie -
Cordoroy=skank -
Cargo=clown -
Sweats=gangsta -
Thong=whore -
Boxers=manwhore -
Bootieshorts=stripper -
Pajamas=sex kitten -
OTHER =retard -
Nothing=pornstar -



What color is your hair?


blonde= with no brain -
black= with a sexy smile -
dark brown= with beautiful eyes -
red = with a BAD REP -
brunettte = with a nice rack -
dirty blonde= with a hot ass -
brown= with a big penis -
strawberry blonde= that loves cherios -
bald=with herpes...type 2...and bad -
OTHER = who trys to be different -


Now repost this saying "I'm a ___ ___"

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.



Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.



Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.



Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!



Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"



Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the
Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.



Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.



Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.



Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

LAYER ONE
-- Name: adam boden
-- Birthdate:14th march 1989
-- Birthplace: stoke on trent
-- Current my house
-- Eye color: blue/green
-- Height:about 6ft 2
-- Righty or lefty: right



LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage:english
-- The shoes you wore today:vans
-- Your weakness:dunno
-- Your fears:spiders, random noises in the dark, or thinking of weird things in the dark
--Your perfect pizza:just give me a plain
-- Goal you'd like to achieve:i have one really big goal, and dont want to say it




LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused words or phrase:aww, lol, ok, meh
-- Your thoughts first waking up: what time is it?
-- Your best feature:people say my smille, i dunno
-- Your bedtime:when ever
-- Your most missed memory:i dunno, cos if i forgot the memory i wont remember it




LAYER FOUR
-- Soda:anything
-- Fast food joint:the fish and chip shop down my road
-- Single or group dates:i like single mainly, but cool to do double
-- Adidas or Nike: fuck no cos its wank
-- Chocolate or vanilla:nether... strawberry
-- Cappuccino or coffee: neither




LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke:did
-- Sing:no
-- Take a shower every day:no shower in this house
--Have a crush(es):yes
-- Do you think you've been in love:yeah
-- Want to go to college:im in college
-- Like high school:hated it
-- Want to get married:yes i do
-- Believe in yourself:yes
-- Get motion sickness:sometimes
-- Get along with your parents:sometimes
-- Like thunderstorms:yes
-- Play an instrument:guitar




LAYER SIX
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: yes
-- Smoked:no
-- Done a drug:no
-- Gone to the mall:no
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos:no
-- Eaten sushi:no
-- Been on stage:no
-- Made homemade cookies:no
-- Dyed your hair:no
-- Stolen anything:nope




LAYER SEVEN
Ever...
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated:no
-- Been caught doing something:no
-- Gotten beaten up:no
-- Shoplifted:no
-- Changed who you were to fit in:no






LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: dunno, in my 20's maybe
-- Numbers and names of children: dunno, probs two, and dont know
-- Describe your dream wedding:dunno
-- How do you want to die: asleep
-- What do you want to be when you grow up:mechanic
-- What country would you most like to visit:america




LAYER NINE
In a Girl/Boy...
-- Best eye color:any
-- Best hair color:dont matter
-- Short or long hair:either, as long as they dont look like a guy
-- Height:dont matter aslong as not too tall
-- Best first date location:anything
-- Best first kiss location:anywhere




LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally:1
-- Number of people I could trust with my life:a few
-- Number of CDs that I own:about 3
-- Number of piercings:1
-- Number of tattoes:none yet
-- Number of scars on my body:about 12 at leaste

Your Deadly Sins
Gluttony: 80%
Lust: 60%
Greed: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Envy: 0%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 29%
You'll die from a diabetic coma.

How will you commit suicide? You will drown yourself
How many tries will it take? 97
When will you commit suicide? October 12, 2047
What will your suicide note say? Maybe now you'll care

when i will die

Sunday, December 24, 2062
  Seconds left to live...
1,777,964,625

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RAPE!!

ok, this is just grrr

my mom has cancer again, started as a small lump which turned out to be breast cancer, and she might have cancer in her other,and my mom has cried from the news, my dad has cried, and i havent, all i have done is teared up a little, nothing more, and when my gf moved country i cried loads, i just dont get it :(

*cries* in four hours my gf will be on a plane to reno, and she wont have a comp or the internet for a whille, and i have only stopped talking to her 20 mins ago max, and burst into tears 3times, i miss her so much, i love her loads, i knew she lived far away, but now she will be 8 hours behind in time, so even when we do get to speak, it will be very short convys

[.FOURTEEN.]:
U LOOK @ THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY

[.THIRTEEN.]:
WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP,, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO MINUTES AGO.

[.TWELVE.]:
YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

[.ELEVEN.]:
YOU WAlK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM

[.TEN.]:
YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER THEY'RE AROUND.

[.NINE.]:
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE SAME TIME

[.EIGHT.]:
YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE.

[.SEVEN.]:
WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE IS HIM//HER.

[.SIX.]:
YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM

[.FIVE.]:
THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT.

[.FOUR.]:
YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT.

[.THREE.]:
YOU REAlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM.

[.TWO.]:
YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR ANYTHING TO SEE THEM.

[.ONE.]:
WHILE READING THIS, THERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MIND THE WHOLE TIME...

NOW MAKE A WiSH

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POSt tHiS AS "14 signs of liking someone"
___*AND SOMtHiNG GOOD Will HAPPEN to YOU tONiGHt

if u were 2 kiss me....
what type of kiss
[] french
[]peck


what position
[] standing
[] sitting
[] lying down


if standing where would we be
[] in a public place like the mall
[] outside somewhere like an open feild/street
[] on my/your front pourch/back yard



if sitting what/where will we be siiting in
[] in a car
[] a room
[] on my/your front pourch/back yard



if lying down what/where would we be lying down on
[] my/your bed
[] side walk
[] a desk/table


if we were outside what would the weather be like
[] rain and thunder
[] hot..humid
[] snowy
[] cloudy
[] clear skies nice spring breeze


where would ur hands be
[] up my shirt
[] on my waist
[] down my pants
[] in my hands
[] hugging me
[] holding my chin up
[] on my neck/head


lastly what would you want our kiss to lead to
[] a few more short and sweet kisses/pecks
[] some touching
[] sex
[] make out session
[] a medium to long meaningful kiss


wait one more
should i fill this out for u
[] yes
[] no

If you get more than 30 you're paranoid.
If you get 10 or less you are fearless


What are you afraid of?


[] the dark
[] staying single forever
[] being a parent
[] being myself in front of others
[] open spaces
[x] closed spaces/ heights<<
[] cats
[] dogs
[] birds
[x] spiders and/or other insects
[] driving or being in cars
[] flying
[] flowers or other plants
[] being touched
[] fire
[] water
[] the ocean
[] failure
[] success
[] germs
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[] mice/rats
[x] jumping from high places
[] snow
[] rain
[] wind
[] cotton balls
[] cemeteries
[] clowns
[] large crowds
[] crossing bridges
[] death
[] Heaven
[] being robbed
[] men
[] women
[] having great responsibility
[] doctors
[] tornadoes
[] hurricanes
[] diseases
[] daylight
[] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[] poverty
[] ghosts
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains or railroads
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[] being alone
[] being blind...
[] being deaf
[] growing up
[]monsters under my bed
[] creepy noises during the night
[] bee stings
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[] blood
[] long words
[] Being kidnapped
Repost saying: "I fear ___ out of 66 things."



I fear 4 out of 66 things...

A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"



this was to funny not to share..

Basics
Name : Adam
B-Day : March 14
Age : 17
Eye Color : Green/blue
Hair Color : dark brown
Height : 6ft 2"
Best Feature : i dont know, people will have to say
Shoe Size : im from a british 8 to a british 10, and an american 9 to american 11
Ring Size : i dont know
Addictions : talking on the net
Pets : 1 dog
Piercings : none
Tattoos : none
Nickname : boner (dont ask) and boden or boner boden
Car : peugeot 106 1.5 diesel lol
Parents still together : yes
Siblings : 1 brother
Live with Parents? : yes
Favorite/Most Important
Feature of the opposite sex : honestly im not really bothered about that aslong as they dont weight more than me
Spot to be kissed : i dunno, anywhere
Sports Team : dont do sports
Holiday : i dunno, i never do anything at them anyway
Alcoholic Drink : budweiser, carling, carlsberg, fosters
Non-Alcoholic Drink : i will drink pretty much anything
Quote : i always tend to say blow me or bite me alot
Lesson Learned : i dunno, depends what i did on the day
Thing a friend has done for you : got me into guitar and now im a music junkie lol
Thing you have done for a friend : been there for them when they need to talk
Baby names (girl) : i dunno
Baby names (boy) : i dunno
Ben & Jerry's Flavor : dunno what that is
Starbucks Drink : i dont go there its a ripoff
Season : any, cos im cool all year round
Have You Ever
Wished on a star : no
Been in love : yes
Been out of the country : yes, been to france and florida (im in the UK)
Talked on the phone all night : 7long hours or more :'(
Bungee jumped : no
Driven cross-country : no
Had surgery : had my tonsils out and gromits that it
Been told you might die : no
Told someone you love them : yes
Wished you HAD told someone you loved them : i want to right now but its not the right time
Asked someone out : yes loads
Kissed someone (made the first move) : dunno
As a child, had a skip-it : whats one of them?
What about a sock-em-bop : dunno what one is
Kissed the same sex : no
Gone out in public with you PJ's on : have done to put things at the end of the drive
Laughed so hard that a liquid came out of your nose : yeah and it burns
Had sex in a car : no
Past Relationships
Who is the person you last broke up with :anna
How long did you date that person : a month and a week
Was it love : was till we stopped talking
Did you have sex with them : no
Were they older/younger : older
Were they shorter/taller : shorter
Have you had other boy/girlfriends? : no
Any you wish you could talk to : i talk to the one person who i love the most everyday
Any you hate : i hate one of my ex's
Current Relationship
Do you have a boy/girlfriend : no
Where did you meet :
How long have you been together :
What is your anniversary date :
What is his/her full name :
Were you attracted to them from the first moment you saw them : no
Do you trust him/her :
Have you cheated on him/her :
Is it love : 
What's his/her favorite meal : 
What's his/her favorite band :
High School
Public/Private : public
Best Friend : dave harvey
Boy/GirlFriend : laura
Job : didnt have one as such, i had a paper round lol
Prom Date : never had one cos i never went
Best Memory : i dunno
Worst Memory : i dunno
Graduate(?) : 2005
Leave a virgin : yes :(
This or That
Strawberries/Blueberries : Strawberries
Meat/Veggie : either
TV/Movie : either
Hugs/Kisses : both
Guitar/Drums : guitar
Chinese/Mexican : neither
Day/Night : either
Cheerios/Corn Flakes : dunno
Snickers/MilkyWay : snickers
Gold/Silver : i like either
Black/Brown : black
Elvis/Beatles : none
Sprinkles/Icing : both please?
Cookie/Donut : i like either
Cake/Pie : both
Coke/Pepsi : either
I
am : weird
thought : she loved me but then she left me
need : a gf who lives near
want : a job
love : some one
hate : a few people
wish I was : somewhere else
will always : love Kay

oh what fun, my ex gf/friend [queen mini egg] is taking the piss out of the way i spell things

well i cant help it that i have dyslexia

and apparently im stupid aswell, i maybe stupid a little but i cant help that, nore can i help the dyslexia