I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST!!

my god i feel so fucking alone, i got people all around me everyday....yet i feel so damn fucking alone....i want it to stop i hate the feeling, i really dont know what to do i am so close to just breaking down (cos of other things that i dont want to talk about), i just want it all to stop!

OMG HOW WEIRD DOES THIS IBANEZ RG2228 8STRING LOOK!!

HELL YEAH!!! I MET SLIPKNOT AT MY LOCAL ROCK NIGHT!!! IT WAS SWEET!!!

i'm worth £850

Hair color:
[] Natural Blonde £45
[] Highlighted Blonde £40
[] Brunette £45
[x] Dark (brown, black) £50
[] Redhead £30
[] Brown £40
[] Other £15

Total So Far: £50

Eye Color:
[x] Blue £25
[x] Green £15
[] Brown £20
[] Gray £15
[] Hazel £30
[ ] Other £10

Total So Far: £90

Height:
[] Under 5' £20
[] 5'1" - 6' £30
[x] Over 6' £35

Total So Far: £125

Age:
[ ] 13 and under £10
[x] 14-17 £20
[ ] 18-20 £20
[ ] 20-30 £25
[ ] 30-40 £15
[ ] Over 40 £10

Total So Far: £145

Education:
[ ] Elementary School £15
[ ] Middle School (yr 6-8) £25
[ ] minor niner (gr.9) £25
[ ] Quit high school £0
[ ] Still in high school £10
[ ] GED £10
[ ] High School Grad £50
[x] In College £75
[ ] 2 year degree £85
[ ] 4 year degree £100
[ ] Higher degree £125

Total So Far: £215

Birth Order:
[] Only child £15
[] First born £40
[] Last born £20
[] Middle child £30
[x]Other £20

Total So Far: £235

Smoke Cigarettes?
[ ] Yes £1
[x] No £50
[ ] Quit £5

Total So Far: £285

Drink?
[] Never £40
[] Sometimes £30
[] 1-3 a year £20
[] 1-5 drinks per month £15
[] 6-10 drinks per month £15
[] 11+ drinks per month £5
[] Quit £25

Total So Far: £290

Vision?
[x] No correction £30
[ ] Glasses £10
[ ] Contacts £15
[ ] Surgical correction £20

Total So Far: £320

Car Color: (Cars in my family)
[] Gold £50
[] Red £30
[x] Blue £45
[] Green £25
[] Silver £45
[] White £15
[] Black £40
[] Other £20
[] No Car £0

Total So Far: £365
Shoe Size:

[] below 13 £15
[] 13/1 £20
[] 2/3/4 £5
[] 5/6 £15
[x] 7/8 £30
[] 9+ £40

Total So Far: £395

Current Undies:
[] Bikini £15
[] Thong £15
[] Brief £5
[x] Boxers £20
[] Girl boxers £30
[] Boy Cut £35
[] Man Thong £50
[] none of your business £1

Total So Far: £415

Room Color:
[] White £0
[] Cream £3
[] Black £5
[] Purple £10
[] Red £15
[] Blue £50
[] Orange £10
[] Pink £10
[] Yellow £15
[] Green £25
[] Brown £75
[x] Other £10

Total So Far: £425

multiply it by 2 = £850

Repost this as:. i'm worth £???

I HAVE (X)=yes (_)=no
(X) I HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(X) I HAVE SMOKED POT
(X) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I HAVE CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(_) I HAVE BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I HAVE RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I HAVE HAD ANAL SEX
(X) I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I HAVE HAD SEX
(_) I HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I HAVE SHOPLIFTED
(_) I HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I HAVE HAD A THREESOME
(X) I HAVE BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) I HAVE BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING (not too sure almost though)
(_) I HAVE PISSED ON MYSELF
(_) I HAVE HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I HAVE MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I HAVE STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(_) I HAVE WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(X) I HAVE LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I HAVE HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I HAVE SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I HAVE SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) I HAVE BEEN SKYDIVING
(_) I HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(X) I HAVE PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(_) I HAVE WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(X) I HAVE WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(_) I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(_) I HAVE EGGED A HONDA ELEMENT (dont have them in england)
(X) I HAVE LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(X) I HAVE CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(_) I HAVE RAN FROM THE COPS
(_) I HAVE STOLE A CAR FOR THE FUN OF IT
(X) I HAVE WALKED INTO AN OPEN DOOR
(_) I HAVE DANCED AROUND MY HOUSE IN MY UNDERWEAR
(X) I HAVE BEEN ON A DATE
(X) I HAVE NEVER CRASHED A FOUR WHEELER
(X) I HAVE DRINKEN LIQUOR ALOT (does 5 days drinking count?)
(X) i HAVE NEVER SWORN IN CHURCH
(_) I NEVER HAD A LONG LASTING RELATION SHIP

[what mu mother taught me]

Mothers............Things we owe to our mothers

1.*_ My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE_*. "If you're
going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2.*_ My mother taught me RELIGION_*. "You better pray that will come
out of the carpet."

3.*_ My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL_*. "If you don't straighten
up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4.*_ My mother taught me LOGIC_*. " Because I said so, that's why."

5.*_ My mother taught me MORE LOGIC_*. "If you fall out of that swing
and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6.*_ My mother taught me FORESIGHT_*. "Make sure you wear clean
underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7.*_ My mother taught me IRONY_*. "Keep crying, and I'll give you
something to cry about."

8.*_ My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS_*. "Shut your
mouth and eat your supper."

9.*_ My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM_*. "Will you look at that
dirt on the back of your neck!"

10.*_ My mother taught me about STAMINA_*. "You'll sit there until all
that spinach is gone."

11.*_ My mother taught me about WEATHER_*. "This room of yours looks as
if a tornado went through it."

12.*_ My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY_*. "If I told you once, I've
told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13.*_ My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE_*. "I brought you into
this world, and I can take you out."

14.*_ My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION_*. "Stop acting
like your father!"

15.*_ My mother taught me about ENVY_*. "There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like
you do."

16. *_My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION_*. "Just wait until we get
home"

17. *_My mother taught me about RECEIVING_* "You are going to get it
when you get home!"

18.*_ My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE_*. "If you don't stop
crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19.*_ My mother taught me ESP_*. "Put your sweater on; don't you think
I know when you are cold?"

20.*_ My mother taught me HUMOR_*. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."

21.*_ My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT_*. "If you don't eat
your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.*_ My mother taught me GENETICS_*. "You're just like your father."

23. *_My mother taught me about my ROOTS_*. "Shut that door behind you.
Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24.*_ My mother taught me WISDOM_*. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

25. And my favorite: -*_ My mother taught me about JUSTICE_*. "One day
you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

i tattooed a fifty pound note to my cock

now i can play with my money, fondle my money, watch my money grown.....and now when the wife wants to go out and blow £50 she can stay in and do it instead

i licked and old lady cos im a hobbit

First the month you were born:
January - I kicked
February - I peed on
March - I licked
April - I smooched
May - I played with
June - I painted
July - I jumped on
August -I Iaughed at
Septemeber - I sexed up
October - I hugged
November - I smoked
December - I dropped

Next the day :
1- huge jackman
2- a rabid monkey
3- J
4- a mirror
5- the churchill dog
6- Mr Blobby
7- chocolate lard
8- swivel chair
9- a drag queen
10- Johnny Depp
11- a sheep
12- a mobile phone
13- a mongoose
14- an old lady
15- a transvestite
16- your mum
17- a kangeroo
18- shaun the sheep
19- a spliff
20- Bill Gates
21- a cow
22- a brick
23- a fishcake
24- Antony Hopkins
25- Wallis
26- Dorothy
27- chips
28- spiderman
29- a flower
30-gromit
31- Micheal Jackson

Lastly your colour underpants (main colour)
Pink - because im pregnant
YEllow- because the voices in my head told me to
Red- because the sex was crap
Blue- because im a hobbit
Black - because the rabis drove me to it
White- because I drank too much
Grey - because I couldnt get enough
Orange - because it makes the sun shine outta my ass!
Purple- because the stranger man next door made me
Green- because im worth it too!
Other - because I can get any

if i had the choice between tossing a salad and the electric chair i would be like....."so where do you plug it in?"

be honest now!]

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF....
» I committed suicide:
» I said I loved you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality:
» Eyes:
» Face:
» Hair:
» Clothes:
» Self:
OTHER STUFF...
[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you do me?
[13] Are we close?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Have you ever hurt me?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Have you ever been mad at me?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] What when you hear it, reminds you of me?
[32] Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

B|L|U|E| |E|Y|E|S|
-People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days.

|G|R|E|E|N| |E|Y|E|S|
-Sex Addicts!!! People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest and most beautiful. They long for the touch of another. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. You will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this.

|H|A|Z|E|L| |E|Y|E|S|
-People with hazel eyes are very loveable. They are really hot and are awesome to be around. They don't enjoy 'pet names'. They don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and they love to please. They can exceed your pleasure standards. They are very laid back, chilled and love to just be around. If you repost this and have hazel eyes then you will be happy soon with the person who is on your heart.

|B|R|O|W|N| |E|Y|E|S|
-Sexy as hell are adorable, love to make new friends. Their relationship tends to be very honest cause if they aren't truly in love, then the relationship won't work. They fall easily for their bestfriends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite. Can make ANYONE laugh or cheer them up. Loves to please the one they care for or love,VERY good kissers, are straight up WARRIORS. Repost this if you have brown eyes and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H72ra6K7KZU

girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

woooooooohoooooooooo i had a fun day today.....i finally met one of my friends off elfpack [BANG BANG ____] she is cool...and fun...... would love to meet up with her again

i finally opened up to my ex......i couldnt wait till sunday and we would only have a few mins to talk to i told her on msn

this is the convy

TIGER = ME
STEPH :p = HER

TIGER: since we started talking again properly......i have been constantly thinking about you....your never off my mind..... i even dream about you....i really like you.....we have similar sort of interests although i dont know them all....you make me happy everytime i see you...when you said yes to me asking you out i was even happyer...i could hardly sleep...

TIGER: i find your kisses to be amazing and your hugs just as amazing.....i really had loads of fun on saturday even though it was a short time we got to spend together....i even liked that we were planing ahead on when we could meet and stuff...it made me happy and smile thinking it might last

steph  :p: okay, i dnt mean 2 hurt u bt i dnt feel the same, id prefere it if we were jst mates, im sorry and im really sorry if i hurt u!

ok......dont need people helping anymore......already worked it out....and im meeting her on sunday

i have a question for anyone who reads this

i am constantly thinking about my ex and how much i want her back...on thursday i will be sitting next to her for an hour on the way to college....should i tell her how i feel about her now with a text message or should i wait till thursday and tell her face to face.....or not tell her at all?

now im retarded......black is east........white is up


(im not retarded)

i must have really liked her...cos im constantly thinking about her and dreaming about her, dreaming of her for about 4 days and thinking of her for about 2 weeks.....no matter what i do she is always on my mind....i really want her back.....she made me like super happy and i finally found a girl who lived close and leaves me......i really want her back more than ever :'(

learn chinese in 5 minutes

u MUST read them out loud)

1. thats not right- sum ting wong
2. are you harbouring a fugitive?- hu yu hai ding
3. stupid man- dum fuk
4. i bumped into a coffee table- ai bang mai fa kin ni
5. i think you need a face lift- chin tu fat
6. i thort you were on a diet- wai yu mun ching
7. your body ordour is offensive- yu stin ki pu
8. great- fa kin su pah
9. dildo- fun toi
10. give me the money- pei nau
11. where is the restroom?- ai pe nau
12. stop teasing me- tat nut fun
13. annoying kid- hit tat boi
14. my friend is a homo- he gai
15. your price is too high- ai no bai dam ting
16. having an early orgasm- kum tu suun
17. saying the same thing- ri pi ting
18. are you horney- yu har dik
19. i get drunk so easy- on li tu
20. lets get outta here- fa kin run
21. look at that ferrari- big boi toi
22. i'm just so horny- ma dik big
23. microsoft sucks- fa kin kom pu da
24. isnt it cold to pee outdoors- wai ju dung so tai nee
25. need the loo- nee tu pu
26. see me ASAP- kum hia nao
27. small horse- tai ne po ni
28. did you go to the beach- wai yu so tan
29. it's very dark in here- wai so dim
30. you are not very bright- yu so dum
31. you're just so stupid- fak yu
32. i am not guilty- wai hang mi