[wiccan commander 2525]'s diary
SAGITTARIUS
Spontaneous.
Horny.
Freak in Bed.
High sex appeal.
Rare to find.
Great when found.
Loves being in long relationships.
Johnny though he had Stewie Griffin pinned....
But when Johnny turned his back... Stewie was already to pounce..
Me I was bored and I wanted a wacked out hippie pic....
Believe it or not my room is clean in this pic....
I'm such a happy person....
One of my friends took this... I was depressed and looking out a window...
another picture of me.
Just another pic that I was messing around with... I like how this one turned out as well... even though i'm purple!!!!!!!!
Title: *for girls eyes ONLY*
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IF YOU'RE A BOY, EXIT THIS BULLETIN CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING
Girls only..........
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GIRL TALK
Did you know kissing is healthy
It's good to cry
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
Lying is actually unhealthy
Only apply mascara to your top lashes
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move
Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move
Chocolate will make you feel better!
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that you have any
Boys aren't worth your tears
We ALL love surprises!!
Now.... make a wish!
Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
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Congratulation
Your wish has just been received
repost this with the title *for girls eyes ONLY* in the next 15mins and...Your wish WILL BE GRANTED
""I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"
Guy"Can we have sex right now?"
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um.....no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.
5 minutes pass.......
Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me?"
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.
An hour passes........
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.
2 months later.........
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.
The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."
The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....th
Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "That's Fucked up"
Guys, if this story touched you, repost it as "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"
If this doesn't make you sad, you have problems. Oh..and I'd suggest you get the tissues ready..:'(
boy-
hey, hun
girl- hey
boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?
girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.
boy- oh rele? y?
girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.
boy- oh
girl- so wht did we do in math 2day?
boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......ju
girl- ok good
boy- yeah
girl- hey i have a question......
boy- ok, ask away
girl-........h
boy- u kno i love u more than anything
girl- yeah.....
boy- y did u ask?
girl-.........
boy- is something wrong?
girl- no nothing at all
boy- good.
girl- ..............
boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.
girl- u would?
boy- yeah.........o
girl- no, everythings fine......
boy- are u sure?
girl- yeah.
boy- ok.......i hope so.
girl- ..............
boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun
girl- rele?
boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong???
girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine.
boy- ............ok
girl-.........
girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day?
friend- no
boy- oh.
- she wasnt here yesterday either.
boy- i know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last nite.
friend- well dude u kno how gurls are sumtimes
boy- yeah........bu
friend- idk wht else 2 say, man.
boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school.
friend- yeah i gotta get to science, ttyl.
THAT NIGHT:
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girl- hello?
boy- hey
girl- oh, hi.
boy- y weren't u at school 2day?
girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.
boy- are u sick?
girl- ..............
boy-........al
girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up.
boy- wht???
girl- its the best thing for us right now.
boy- y????
girl- i love u.
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THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.
boy- hey dude
friend- hey
boy- whts up
friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?
boy- no
friend- so u didnt hear?
boy- hear wht? friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u......
boy- dude, wtf tell me
friend- uh....call this number....433-
boy- ok............
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
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voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam.
boy- uh.......i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend.
voice- what is her name, sir?
(boy gives info)
voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here. boy- rele? y? wht happened??? how is she???
voice- her room number is ..666, in building A, suite 3.
boy- WHT HAPPENED??!!!!
voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.
boy- WAIT! NO! *dial tone*
BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..666, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.
boy- omg are u ok??
girl- ..............
boy- sweetie!! talk to me!!
girl- i..........
boy- u wht?? U WHT???
girl- i have cancer and im on life support
boy- ..............
girl- they're taking me off 2night
boy- y??
girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt
boy- y didnt u tell me????
girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u.
boy- u could never hurt me
girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.
boy- ?
girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you.
boy- ...........
girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u
boy- then y'd u break up w/me?
nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.
BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.
but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so
she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.
NEXT DAY
the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the
other... THE NOTE SAID:
i told her i would take a bullet for her.... just like she said she would die for me...
Repost this. If you dont, you have no heart, your emotionless ........... Dont be a dumbass. Repost it.
go to it, worship it.... love it for eternaty....
92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.
This has been such a long day... It started with my boring ass art class, but I'm getting better I suppose. Alas.. I am tired from that and procede to Physics where people like to put batteries on their tongues!!!!!!!
My spanish words that I have a test on today:
el articulo-artic
el libro-book
la comedia-play,c
el cuento-short story
el ensayo-essay
la novela-novel
la obra-work
la obra de teatro-work of a theater, play
la poesia-poetry
el poema-poem
el autor/la autora-author
el escritor/la escritora-writ
el/la novelista-nove
el/la periodista-jou
locutor-news broadcaster
reportero-repo
la computadora-co
el ordenador-orde
la maquina-comput
la maquina de escribir-typew
la prensa-press
la entrevista-int
el diario-newspap
el periodico-news
la revista-magazi
Someone sent this to me I can't remember who did but ya.
Honestly have you ever.....
-Done the chicken dance?
Yes
-Flown a kite(well)?
No but I did fly one really badly
-Jumped off a building?(not a tall one so u go splat)
Ya once a two story but I landed in like a ten foot high pile of leaves
-Done something you regret?(like being a messed up psycho)
Yes... say no more.
-Met a wierdo like [the pallbearer]
Of course.. unfortunetly
Have you ever sat around and realized that your life is a mess of pain and destruction? Have you ever truly understood how meaningless existence really is? Oh well.... guess I am just sorta depressed at the second.... Oh and
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE!!!! I LOVE YOU!
Incase you don't know who i'm refering to its [nightgoth]!!!!! i love him so much!I'm bored.... Alone... sad... depressed... anxious.. angry... and lonesome....
I know a secret. Bet you can't guess it!
Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
To wreak an unholy vengeance upon the driver of the car who's standing there, scratching his head, trying to figure out how a zombie baby's head can be beneath his car tires but the rest of the body is nowhere to be seen-- unless he were to turn around and notice the zombie baby body bearing down on him, coming ever closer, ready with grasping, pudgy zombie baby fingers to tear and rend at the flesh of this self-same driver who ran his head over, on the dark and rain-swept road that snakes down from the castle of the madman who's creating an army of zombie babies to do his dark, libidinal bidding.
*a girls first time*
(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)
It’s your first time.
As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for awhile searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you’re afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it’s the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver, your body tenses, but he’s gentle like he promised he’d be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him, he’s done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy enrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain at possible.
As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it’s to painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist.
After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty!
What were you thinking?
FUN FACT:
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head.
Pass it on.........
I am happier now. Yet sad for being alive. Though my thoughts walk through a valley of the unholy I still wish to be not pure but slightly less dammed than the wretched humans i hold near to me.
I died today. You may not know it but I truly did. My heart sank with a dream of horror. The love of my life sank away from me and my world fell to peaces. Why did I die today? Because of such a nightmarish dream... Hold on to your sanity while you can. When you lose it... The world will end for everything you know.
Bored.. Hey I say that alot don't I. Oh well I guess it means that I spend alot of time at school. Alas I suppose I must move on. By the way. I love the movie Queen Of the Dammed Lestat is so hot! Oh and Akasha aint to bad either. Well I'm gonna go cause I'm bored and this computer sorta sux. Bye now. Lol. My puppy is so cute!