[wiccan commander 2525]'s diary

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Written about Friday 2006-06-30
Written: (6720 days ago)
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I am pissed. My father is an ass. I hate living near him. I'm too scared to move out of my house. and I'm to scared to exit this world cause of all the shit i'll miss. Wtf! I'm such a goddam chicken.... Oh well.... no one cares. Go the hell away... why are you reading this anyway? Don't u have a life???? Oh wait if your reading this that implies no u don't have a life cause i just stole your soul....

814508  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2006-06-26
Written: (6724 days ago)

if you can't read this you suck

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

ONLY REPOST IF YOU CAN READ THIS!!!..

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Written about Monday 2006-06-19
Written: (6731 days ago)

TheHBomb666: happy motherfucker's day
MIDNIGHT2255: i agree
TheHBomb666: AKAfather's day
MIDNIGHT2255: i know

809759  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-06-17
Written: (6733 days ago)

A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage.



























The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan.



























A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.



























* If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness. *
[Everyone Deserves HAPPINESS!]

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Written about Tuesday 2006-06-13
Written: (6737 days ago)
Next in thread: 808142

I AM THIS GIRL



I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you...



I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars, more than inside your bedroom or in a expensive resturant...





I'm the girl who holds your hand....





I'm the girl who doesn't mind you playing with her hair....





I'm the girl who makes jokes with your mom...





I'm the girl who stares into your eyes looking for a reason what you see in me.......





I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss...





I'm the girl who will take care of you when you are sick...





I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything...





I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes...





I'm the girl who will listen to you talk...





I'm the girl who loves when you hug me for no apparent reason...





I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead....





I'm the girl who loves you for you ; and doesn't care what other people say about us...





I'm the girl who will love you unconditionally for the rest of your life...



SWEET HEARTED GIRLS : If you are this girl repost this saying "I'm this girl"





DUDES: If you want this girl repost "I want this Girl"





LUCKY BASTARDS: "I have this girl" if you already have her


801558  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-06-01
Written: (6749 days ago)

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."




Priest: "What have you done my child?"




Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."




Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"




Girl: "Because he touched my hand."




Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)




Girl: "Yes father."




Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."




Girl: "Then he touched my breast."




Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)




Girl: "Yes father."




Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."




Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."




Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)




Girl: "Yes father."




Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."




Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."




Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)




Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"




Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."




Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"




Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"




Repost if you laughed

800233  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-05-30
Written: (6751 days ago)

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Yay percentages!!!!!!
Current mood: busy

Clothes
[x] You own more than 4 bandannas.
[ ] You wear your jeans tighter than tight.
[ ] You wear flats and converse.
[ ] You wear long beaded necklaces and fake pearls.
[x] You wear studded belts.
[x] You shop at thrift stores.
[x] You make your own clothes.
[ ] You wear shirts of bands you've never heard of.
[ ] You buy shirts from the little boys section.
[ ] You wear more clothing layers than an eskimo.
[ ] You love to wear bright colors.
[x] You borrow your boyfriend or girlfriend's clothes.
[ ] You wear skinny jeans that go in at your ankle.
Total: 5


Hair
[ ] You cut you own hair.
[ ] You have 2 or more different colors in your hair.
[ ] You have a mullet.
[ ] You spend more than 15 minutes straightening and/or styling your hair every day.
[ ] You own more than 20 hair products.
[x] You dont' wash your hair everyday. ( ur not suppose to ppl .. unless u wanna loose all ur hair )
Total: 1


Lifestyle
[ ] You're sXe, but just because you're a minor.
[ ] You love God.
[ ] You're a vegetarian.
[x] You love going to shows and beating up invisible people.
[ ] You're in love with yourself.
[ ] You think you're a gangsta.
[x] Your music is better than everyone else's.
Total: 2


Computer
[ ] You have x's in your screename.
[ ] Your myspace pictures show less than half of your face.
[ ] Your comments and/or friends are hidden on your profile.
[x] You check your myspace at least every day.
[ ] You bought a sidekick just so you could check your myspace.
Total: 1


Likes
[x] Robots
[ ] Dinosaurs
[ ] Hello Kitty
[ ] Makeup
[ ] Little kid jewelry and hair stuff
[ ] Animal Prints
[x] Piercings
[x] Tattoos
[x] Stars
[ ] Stripes
[ ] Polkadots
[ ] Huge sunglasses
[x] Camo
Total: 5


Dislikes
[ ] Goth kids
[ ] Nu-metal
[x] annoying people
[x] Stuck up people
[x] Curly Hair
[x] Mean Kids
Total: 4


Total score: 18
double your score and thats ur scene percentage =]
percentage: 36%

Currently listening:
Karma and Effect
By Seether
Release date: By 24 May, 2005 



789686  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-05-09
Written: (6772 days ago)

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788454  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-05-06
Written: (6775 days ago)

I am...: Me...
I fight...: For the hell of it.
I want...: Nothing cept to live.
I have...: Wronged people and gotten it back at me.
I learn...: Constantly.(unfortunetly)
I am happy...: When I'm with him.
I know...: That people dislike me.
I wish...: I was with him right now.
I hate....: Lycans.
I think...: About when my next assignment is due.
I miss...: My True Home.
I fear...: Failing the one I love.
I hear...: Pain in the other room.
I wonder...: What I will do with my life..
I regret...: Not always doing what I like.
I love...: [nightgoth].
I ache...: After my school day.
I always...: Am here.
I am not...: What everyone is looking for.
I don't...: Like the human race or Lycans.
I sing...: Around my friends.
I cry...: When I haven't seen him in a while.
I write...: Stuff go to Wiccan Commander's Writings to find out what.
I win...: Nothing.
I lose...: Almost everything.
I can...: Be who I want to be.
I can't...: Let my life pass me by.
I listen...: To the wind.
I need...: To be out of school.
I hope...: To rule once more.
I search...: For death.
I should...: Work harder.
I realize...: That people are annoying.

785951  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-04-30
Written: (6781 days ago)

I am so tired... I have been sick for a good couple days. I had to miss school so now i am gonna have so much god dam work to make up my head might explode. My wonderful guy came over to take care of me and so I'm very happy. He even sat by my side and let me take a nap when I hadn't slept for two days. He cares so much and I love him more than life. Even when I'm sick and feeling icky he can always make me smile. What a wonderful guy I have.

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Written about Thursday 2006-04-13
Written: (6798 days ago)

I swim in the sea of death. I live in a hell so painful that no one can understand. I see your blood and I long to let it seep into the ground. I don't understand your pain but maybe when your blood coats my skin you will understand why I hurt...

769642  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-03-28
Written: (6814 days ago)
Next in thread: 770629


A poem I wrote:

FREEDOM



Darkened souls follow you….

They tell me…what will happen…

When the land stops growing…

When our eyes loose they're glow….

Darkened souls see you…

They know me… when will it happen?

When the heart stops?

When your eyes watch me fall?

Who let you in?

When will the souls let go and no longer watch

As we lie together… alone…

Needy and asleep?

Oh such painful Darkened souls….
Why not let me go?


(Another one)
How am I supposed to explain how I feel to him?
How?
He won't understand if I tell him straight on...
He will tell me I'm ridiculous.
I don't want him to think that!
This sux....
What am I gonna say?
How? Why? This is horrible...
I told him it was cause......
But it's not.....
It just gives me the heeby jeebies!
Dam that lie!
How much I care.... How much I love...
How much won't happen if he...
and I don't... I refuse to say it...

(Some of my favoritist quotes from my friends!)
"like a bottle of cheap vodka"-The Gretzanator
"BVB, Brathwa vs. Bearcat"-Brathwa
"I can suck my toe, wanna see?"-Yar
"The pink sweater and cackies is the real me..."-Zra
"Herold is an evil obnoxious little man with no brain, no sense of time, and no sensibility"-McPhers.
"My nose looks like a flattened mushroom"-Brit.
"I love frisbee even though we are throwing flying discs that could decapitate us if we are not looking...*giggle*"-CC



and then...../

I had a conversation with myself today. And Get this. It was with myself! I totally rock don't I.....

766619  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2006-03-22
Written: (6820 days ago)

Check out my wikis! Wiccan Commander's Pics Is always a good place to start Pls and thank you!

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Written about Monday 2006-03-20
Written: (6822 days ago)

I took the quizzy testy thingy at What Kind of Elftowner are you? so I am....

More than likely, you are an average adult Elftowner!

How you came across the site is unimportant, but you've stayed here anyway. You check Elftown as often as you can, maybe more often than you should. You even check it at work, or did before your boss blocked it. You have participated in a few contest and you might even have a few badges to show for it. You have a good-sized relations list and you pretty much know your way around. You help other people when you can, and you have met some people you would call friends here.




764054  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-03-16
Written: (6826 days ago)

 The tragic end to the squirrely castle..


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"Creation is the work of a lifetime, Destruction is the work of an afternoon"

764052  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-03-16
Written: (6826 days ago)

Doggy vs Johnny

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Written about Thursday 2006-03-16
Written: (6826 days ago)

SAGITTARIUS
Spontaneous.
Horny.
Freak in Bed.
High sex appeal.
Rare to find.
Great when found.
Loves being in long relationships.

764037  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-03-16
Written: (6826 days ago)

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Johnny though he had Stewie Griffin pinned....
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But when Johnny turned his back... Stewie was already to pounce..

763677  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2006-03-15
Written: (6827 days ago)

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Me I was bored and I wanted a wacked out hippie pic....
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Believe it or not my room is clean in this pic....
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I'm such a happy person....
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One of my friends took this... I was depressed and looking out a window...
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763666  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2006-03-15
Written: (6827 days ago)

Title: *for girls eyes ONLY*
Rating: Everyone | Avg Vote: 4.5 | Type: unspecified
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IF YOU'RE A BOY, EXIT THIS BULLETIN CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING








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GIRL TALK



Did you know kissing is healthy



It's good to cry



Chicken soup actually makes you feel better



94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers








Lying is actually unhealthy



Only apply mascara to your top lashes



It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!



89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move
Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move


Chocolate will make you feel better!



Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.



A good friend never judges.



A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that you have any



Boys aren't worth your tears



We ALL love surprises!!



Now.... make a wish!



Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!!



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Congratulations!!



Your wish has just been received



repost this with the title *for girls eyes ONLY* in the next 15mins and...Your wish WILL BE GRANTED

763660  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2006-03-15
Written: (6827 days ago)

""I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"



Guy"Can we have sex right now?"
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um.....no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.



5 minutes pass.......



Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me?"
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat



Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.



An hour passes.........



Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.



2 months later.........



Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.



The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."



The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......





Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "That's Fucked up"
Guys, if this story touched you, repost it as "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"

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