Meaning of July 4th
Current mood: awake
July 4th.. A day we celebrate with fireworks and joy. When in fact we are only celebrating some pitiful rebelion against a country that inevitably influenced us more than anyone truly knows or understands. Woo fricken hoo..........
and here's wut i'm listenin to
Better than Ezra --> A lifetime
Santana Feat. Alex Band --> Why don't you and I
Tyler Hiltion --> When It comes
Rob Thomas --> This is how a heart breaks
This is a story one of my friends sent me on IM. Pass it on if u want.
there was a woman
she had a shoe
it was a pink and blue shoe
and it was shaped kind of like you
it was ugly
and stupid
and full of a slug
and when she put her foot in
SHE DIED
the end
I am pissed. My father is an ass. I hate living near him. I'm too scared to move out of my house. and I'm to scared to exit this world cause of all the shit i'll miss. Wtf! I'm such a goddam chicken.... Oh well.... no one cares. Go the hell away... why are you reading this anyway? Don't u have a life???? Oh wait if your reading this that implies no u don't have a life cause i just stole your soul....
if you can't read this you suck
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.
ONLY REPOST IF YOU CAN READ THIS!!!..
TheHBomb666: happy motherfucker's day
MIDNIGHT2255: i agree
TheHBomb666: AKAfather's day
MIDNIGHT2255: i know
A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage.
The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan.
A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.
* If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness. *
[Everyone Deserves HAPPINESS!]
I AM THIS GIRL
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you...
I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars, more than inside your bedroom or in a expensive resturant...
I'm the girl who holds your hand....
I'm the girl who doesn't mind you playing with her hair....
I'm the girl who makes jokes with your mom...
I'm the girl who stares into your eyes looking for a reason what you see in me.......
I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss...
I'm the girl who will take care of you when you are sick...
I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything...
I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes...
I'm the girl who will listen to you talk...
I'm the girl who loves when you hug me for no apparent reason...
I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead....
I'm the girl who loves you for you ; and doesn't care what other people say about us...
I'm the girl who will love you unconditionall
SWEET HEARTED GIRLS : If you are this girl repost this saying "I'm this girl"
DUDES: If you want this girl repost "I want this Girl"
LUCKY BASTARDS: "I have this girl" if you already have her
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"
Repost if you laughed
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Yay percentages!!!
Current mood: busy
Clothes
[x] You own more than 4 bandannas.
[ ] You wear your jeans tighter than tight.
[ ] You wear flats and converse.
[ ] You wear long beaded necklaces and fake pearls.
[x] You wear studded belts.
[x] You shop at thrift stores.
[x] You make your own clothes.
[ ] You wear shirts of bands you've never heard of.
[ ] You buy shirts from the little boys section.
[ ] You wear more clothing layers than an eskimo.
[ ] You love to wear bright colors.
[x] You borrow your boyfriend or girlfriend's clothes.
[ ] You wear skinny jeans that go in at your ankle.
Total: 5
Hair
[ ] You cut you own hair.
[ ] You have 2 or more different colors in your hair.
[ ] You have a mullet.
[ ] You spend more than 15 minutes straightening and/or styling your hair every day.
[ ] You own more than 20 hair products.
[x] You dont' wash your hair everyday. ( ur not suppose to ppl .. unless u wanna loose all ur hair )
Total: 1
Lifestyle
[ ] You're sXe, but just because you're a minor.
[ ] You love God.
[ ] You're a vegetarian.
[x] You love going to shows and beating up invisible people.
[ ] You're in love with yourself.
[ ] You think you're a gangsta.
[x] Your music is better than everyone else's.
Total: 2
Computer
[ ] You have x's in your screename.
[ ] Your myspace pictures show less than half of your face.
[ ] Your comments and/or friends are hidden on your profile.
[x] You check your myspace at least every day.
[ ] You bought a sidekick just so you could check your myspace.
Total: 1
Likes
[x] Robots
[ ] Dinosaurs
[ ] Hello Kitty
[ ] Makeup
[ ] Little kid jewelry and hair stuff
[ ] Animal Prints
[x] Piercings
[x] Tattoos
[x] Stars
[ ] Stripes
[ ] Polkadots
[ ] Huge sunglasses
[x] Camo
Total: 5
Dislikes
[ ] Goth kids
[ ] Nu-metal
[x] annoying people
[x] Stuck up people
[x] Curly Hair
[x] Mean Kids
Total: 4
Total score: 18
double your score and thats ur scene percentage =]
percentage: 36%
Currently listening:
Karma and Effect
By Seether
Release date: By 24 May, 2005
I am...: Me...
I fight...: For the hell of it.
I want...: Nothing cept to live.
I have...: Wronged people and gotten it back at me.
I learn...: Constantly.(unfortunetly)
I am happy...: When I'm with him.
I know...: That people dislike me.
I wish...: I was with him right now.
I hate....: Lycans.
I think...: About when my next assignment is due.
I miss...: My True Home.
I fear...: Failing the one I love.
I hear...: Pain in the other room.
I wonder...: What I will do with my life..
I regret...: Not always doing what I like.
I love...: [nightgoth].
I ache...: After my school day.
I always...: Am here.
I am not...: What everyone is looking for.
I don't...: Like the human race or Lycans.
I sing...: Around my friends.
I cry...: When I haven't seen him in a while.
I write...: Stuff go to Wiccan Commander's Writings to find out what.
I win...: Nothing.
I lose...: Almost everything.
I can...: Be who I want to be.
I can't...: Let my life pass me by.
I listen...: To the wind.
I need...: To be out of school.
I hope...: To rule once more.
I search...: For death.
I should...: Work harder.
I realize...: That people are annoying.
I am so tired... I have been sick for a good couple days. I had to miss school so now i am gonna have so much god dam work to make up my head might explode. My wonderful guy came over to take care of me and so I'm very happy. He even sat by my side and let me take a nap when I hadn't slept for two days. He cares so much and I love him more than life. Even when I'm sick and feeling icky he can always make me smile. What a wonderful guy I have.
I swim in the sea of death. I live in a hell so painful that no one can understand. I see your blood and I long to let it seep into the ground. I don't understand your pain but maybe when your blood coats my skin you will understand why I hurt...
A poem I wrote:
FREEDOM
Darkened souls follow you….
They tell me…what will happen…
When the land stops growing…
When our eyes loose they're glow….
Darkened souls see you…
They know me… when will it happen?
When the heart stops?
When your eyes watch me fall?
Who let you in?
When will the souls let go and no longer watch
As we lie together… alone…
Needy and asleep?
Oh such painful Darkened souls….
Why not let me go?
(Another one)
How am I supposed to explain how I feel to him?
How?
He won't understand if I tell him straight on...
He will tell me I'm ridiculous.
I don't want him to think that!
This sux....
What am I gonna say?
How? Why? This is horrible...
I told him it was cause......
But it's not.....
It just gives me the heeby jeebies!
Dam that lie!
How much I care.... How much I love...
How much won't happen if he...
and I don't... I refuse to say it...
(Some of my favoritist quotes from my friends!)
"like a bottle of cheap vodka"-The Gretzanator
"BVB, Brathwa vs. Bearcat"-Brath
"I can suck my toe, wanna see?"-Yar
"The pink sweater and cackies is the real me..."-Zra
"Herold is an evil obnoxious little man with no brain, no sense of time, and no sensibility"-M
"My nose looks like a flattened mushroom"-Brit
"I love frisbee even though we are throwing flying discs that could decapitate us if we are not looking...*gig
and then...../
I had a conversation with myself today. And Get this. It was with myself! I totally rock don't I.....
I took the quizzy testy thingy at What Kind of Elftowner are you? so I am....
More than likely, you are an average adult Elftowner!
How you came across the site is unimportant, but you've stayed here anyway. You check Elftown as often as you can, maybe more often than you should. You even check it at work, or did before your boss blocked it. You have participated in a few contest and you might even have a few badges to show for it. You have a good-sized relations list and you pretty much know your way around. You help other people when you can, and you have met some people you would call friends here.
SAGITTARIUS
Spontaneous.
Horny.
Freak in Bed.
High sex appeal.
Rare to find.
Great when found.
Loves being in long relationships.
Johnny though he had Stewie Griffin pinned....
But when Johnny turned his back... Stewie was already to pounce..
Me I was bored and I wanted a wacked out hippie pic....
Believe it or not my room is clean in this pic....
I'm such a happy person....
One of my friends took this... I was depressed and looking out a window...
another picture of me. Just another pic that I was messing around with... I like how this one turned out as well... even though i'm purple!!!!!!!!