[Name(s)] Your worst nightmare.
[Country of living] USA

[Birthdate] A birthdate of time..... what else would it be???

[Eye color] Brown

[Shoesize] 9 to a 10

[Hobby's]Reading, drawing, listening to music, concert going and other random stuff

[Brothers or sisters] Nope. Only child and dam happy about it.

[Favorite Country to go to] England

[Are there people you won't reply to?] Not really...unless they give me a reason to..

[Favorite Movie(s)] Interview With A Vampire, and other movies with vampires and stuff

[Favorite sound] Music, death metal...

[Favorite TV-series] Heroes and House

[Favorite color] Black

[What do you think is the greatest thing about yourself] Me, hmmm..... everything is great about me.

[What time do you go to bed on weekdays] Um... i refuse to answer on grounds that i could be incriminated.

[What word do you use most] Sod. just cause it sounds so dam cool.

[What do you do on the weekends] What I dam well want to.
 
[Serious or funny] Funny.

[Fast or slow] Fast. 

[You prefer being alone or have relationship with someone] Relationship

[Simple or complicated?] Depends on what is simple or complicated....


[Stay up late or go to bed early] Late.

[Speak or Silence] Speak all the time every time.

[Do you like a Tall or small guy] I don't know... I like whatever my bf [nightgoth] falls under.

[Hug or kiss] Kiss.

[Happy or Sad] Depends on the day...

[Choose Life or Death] Death..no doubt about it

[Does true love exist] yes and I have found mine

[How many kids would you like to have] None...I am not one for kids....

[What is the one thing you can't stand] HOMOPHOBES! AND CHEERLEADERS, SNOBS AND ALL ROUND BIOTCHES!

[Best feeling in the world] Being....Dead maybe??/

[Worst feeling in the world] Cheerleader jumpiness and extact world peace syndrom

[What are you afraid of]  Spiders....they always end up in my room...or in my face...or near me...*shudders* I hate them!!

[Are you an emotional person] Depends on the day....

[What was the promise you made to yourself at new years eve] To not be me ne more.

[What is the best part of a guy] his hands, his eyes and his love

[What do you think of Elftown] Tis fun... very fun.

[Is there something you miss about elftown] Nope, because I haven't left it....

[Where did you get this question list]a person's house

[best friend on elftown] [Dear.y] and [the pallbearer]

2+2=4
Oh my god I'm bored.
Where is everyone?
Why?
WHY?!!!!
OH MY GOD
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*self pity*
Nobody will read this...
but if you do, congrats.
Someone...talk to meh...NOW
NOW DAMMIT
AAAHHHHHHHHHHH
...
...>______________________<
FUUUUCK!!!!
...*breathe*
I'm done...

Mothers............Things we owe to our mothers

1.*_ My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE_*. "If you're
going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2.*_ My mother taught me RELIGION_*. "You better pray that will come
out of the carpet."

3.*_ My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL_*. "If you don't straighten
up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4.*_ My mother taught me LOGIC_*. " Because I said so, that's why."

5.*_ My mother taught me MORE LOGIC_*. "If you fall out of that swing
and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6.*_ My mother taught me FORESIGHT_*. "Make sure you wear clean
underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7.*_ My mother taught me IRONY_*. "Keep crying, and I'll give you
something to cry about."

8.*_ My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS_*. "Shut your
mouth and eat your supper."

9.*_ My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM_*. "Will you look at that
dirt on the back of your neck!"

10.*_ My mother taught me about STAMINA_*. "You'll sit there until all
that spinach is gone."

11.*_ My mother taught me about WEATHER_*. "This room of yours looks as
if a tornado went through it."

12.*_ My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY_*. "If I told you once, I've
told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13.*_ My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE_*. "I brought you into
this world, and I can take you out."

14.*_ My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION_*. "Stop acting
like your father!"

15.*_ My mother taught me about ENVY_*. "There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like
you do."

16. *_My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION_*. "Just wait until we get
home"

17. *_My mother taught me about RECEIVING_* "You are going to get it
when you get home!"

18.*_ My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE_*. "If you don't stop
crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19.*_ My mother taught me ESP_*. "Put your sweater on; don't you think
I know when you are cold?"

20.*_ My mother taught me HUMOR_*. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."

21.*_ My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT_*. "If you don't eat
your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.*_ My mother taught me GENETICS_*. "You're just like your father."

23. *_My mother taught me about my ROOTS_*. "Shut that door behind you.
Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24.*_ My mother taught me WISDOM_*. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

25. And my favorite: -*_ My mother taught me about JUSTICE_*. "One day
you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.








REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.








FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs








REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM








FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.








REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"








FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry.








REAL FRIENDS: cry with you








FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.








REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.








FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you.








REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.








FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.








REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.








FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.








REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"








FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.








REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.








FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.








REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."








FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.








REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out








FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would ignore this



[REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it ************** ***************************************************]

I am and I'm dam proud.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is fourty cat
This is seconds cat


[whatta dumbass
now go back and read every 3rd word of each line.]

the worst way to miss some one
is to sit next to them
knowing that u can't have them

REMEMBER KIDS
  DONT SLASH YOURSELF
  SLASH SOMEONE ELSE

*goes and dies in a hole*

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!





Do you want to see something swell?





Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.





Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!





Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?





Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.





Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.





I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".





If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?





If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.





Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.





Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.





The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.





You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!





The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.








If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the
answer to this question?








Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.








As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!








I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have
you been drinking?








You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...








Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.








Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.








Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.








Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?








If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?








Wow! Are those real?








If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you
would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.








Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley
Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.








Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt?








Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!








Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)








Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could
see myself in your pants.








Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow
job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?








Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.








If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?








True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.








Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?








Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?








Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?








Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Pocahontus?





Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? HEY! What's
wrong, you don't like pizza?








I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.








How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?








Can I flirt with you?








I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day... But a sex machine by night!








You have been very naughty! Go to my room!








Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?








If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.








There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.








Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.








Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.








Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?








Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.








Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?



I lost my virginity, can I have yours?





I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?





Is your daddy a terrorist, cuz you are the bomb baby!





Be unique and different, say yes.








You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.








I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?








What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew)








Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!








My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.








He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!








He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...








He : Hey, Stop!
She : What?
He : You're undressing me with your eyes... I know you're doing it. STOP!








Rebuttals to Pick Up Lines





He: I'd really like to get into your pants.
She: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.








He: So, wanna go back to my place?
She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?








He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.

Go here... laugh ur butt off and if u don't think its funny please enlighten me cause its true and histerical!!!!!!!
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrB1YV70PW0>

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.


Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.


Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.


Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.


Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.


Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized


Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.


Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?


Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her "Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry!" Little Red started towards her grandmother's house but decided to take the shortcut through the forest anyway. The turtle stopped Little Red and warned her "Turn back and use the path, because if the Big Bad Wolf finds you, he'll suck your tits dry!" Little Red was almost there, so she kept going through the forest.





Sure enough, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and tells her "Take off your shirt Little Red Riding Hood - I'm gonna suck your tits dry!!". "Oh no you don't", yells Little Red, as she pulls up her skirt, "You're gonna eat me just like the story says!"

Current mood: bored

Alone at home.... waiting for something.... anything to happen.... What the hell should i do now???? SHees.... 

Well today has been exceedingly boring. I've been on and offline all day and lets just say that aim gets boring after 7 hours straight... I've been up for almost two days and just can't get to sleep... what the hell is happenin to my god dam life/???? oh watever!

Currently listening :
Morning View (Limited Edition w/ Bonus DVD)
By Incubus
Release date: By 01 October, 2002 

Random Descriptionness
Current mood: blah



{DESCRIBE YOUR}

[Wallet]: it has stewie from family guy on it!

[jewellery you wear daily]: earings, and my 6 rings (YAY SHINY!)

[Pillow cover]: Sexy zebra stripes!

[Coffee cup]: It says, get away from me it's morning so sod off! (a brit thing)

[CD in stereo right now]: Evanescence sexyness!

[What are you are wearing now]: My usual, black tshirt and jeans.

[In my mouth]: lol.. i refuse to answer that...*wink* for reasons....

[In My Head}: A whole bunch of Bull shit!

[Eating]: Again refuse to answer.....*wink*

[Some of your favourite movies]:Interview with the vampire, Nightmare before Xmas, Pirates of the Caribean (new and old), etc..

[Something you're looking forward to]: The 26th of JULY

[The last thing you ate]: *wink*

[Something that you are deathly afraid of?]: I would never give away such a big weakness that easily.... *whispers* "um... well spiders..."

[Do you like candles?]: Ya if there not toooo smelly....

[Do you believe in a thing called love]: Of fricken course!

[Do you believe in soul mates?]: Of fricken course!

[Do you believe in love at first sight]: Of fricken course!

[Do you believe in forgiveness]: Depends on the situation...lol....*grins*

[If you could have any animal for a pet]: Black panther cause they are sexy!

[What are 2 places you wouldn't mind relocating to?]: Houston, Texas, or Charleston, North Carolina.

[one of your favorite pig out foods?]: Smart food!

[Anyone you miss that you haven't seen in a long time?]: Ya my friend Diamond...

{In the last 24 hours, have you:}

[Cried:] Yes....

[Gotten sick:] Yes.....

[Sang:] Yes...

[Eaten:] Yes...

[Felt stupid:] Definently....

[Hugged someone:] Ya...

[Met someone new]: Sorta...

[Talked to an ex]: God dam stalking bastard that he is...yes....

[Talked to someone you have a crush on]: Ya..I'm dating him so boo ya!

[Fought with your parents:] Of course...

[Dreamed about someone you can't be with:] Ya... Johnny Depp.. *shivers* the hottness......

[Are you center of attention or the wallflower:] Um wuts a wallflower???

[What type of automobile do you drive]: Mini Cooper! Boo ya!

[Would u rather be with friends or on a date:] On a date.. no despute...

[Do you attend church:] Hell no!

[Do you like being around people:] Not massively....

[Who have you known the longest:] Me, myself and me.....

[who do you argue the most with:] my parents equally mom and dad.

[Who do you always get along with:]my dogs.

[Who has the coolest sibling(s):]my boyfriend.

[Who is the smartest:] Me of course....

[Who is your Hero:] no one!

What Riders Can Only Say At the Barn
Things you can only say at the barn:
1. He won't come into my hands!
2. There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.
3. I'm gonna get off now.
4. More leg, less hand...
5. It was a great ride, but hes kinda sticky.
6. He needs a good 20 min warm-up...
7. Relax your back, dont pinch with your knees, go with the motion, rock your pelvis...
8. When he gets excited he really foams up!
9. If he's not ridden 5 days a week he gets cranky...
10. I rode yesterday, but Gwen is gonna ride him today.
11. Go ahead, ride him, you'll like him...he'll be good for you!
12. Push!!! Squeeze!!! Pull hard!!!
13. He's being a pig, get his head up!
14. He bends to left, but he's really stiff to the right.
15. He really over reacts when I sit down into him...
16. Smack him if he refuses!
17. Good, thats looks much better with his head down.
18. When your getting ready for a jump, press your knuckles firmly into his neck, to push yourself off.
19. You want his hindquarters to be balanced and even with yours.
20. If you squeeze with your thighs and legs he'll get off earlier.
21. You two perform really well with each other!
22. Go hack him for a few minutes.
23. Turn him out for a while.
24. I rode him bareback.
25. He's/She's been around.
26. My trainer's gunna do him in the PreGreens and Lows.
27. He's too much for her, maybe you should get on.
28. He's a bit of a bumpy ride, just try not to grip with ur thighs too much.
29.Make sure you release.
30. Don't lean forward unless you want him to go faster.
31. Don't pump too much.
32. Squeeze and release... squeeze and release...give and take
33. "How was he today?" reply... "Excellent, very obedient for once."
34. I got my daughter a made one, he's super easy.
35. I just love riding the big ones!!!

DRINK MY BLOOD,
MAKE IT LAST,
IN THE DARK,
SLOW OR FAST.
FREAKY SEX,
MAKE IT HURT,
DON'T STOP NOW,
IT COULD BE WORSE.
PAIN IS FREEDOM,
A RUSH OF LIFE,
TO FEEL IT YOU KNOW,
YOUR TRULY ALIVE.

Upset
Current mood: aggravated

When I get upset its a horrible thing. My emotions flair out of control and my heart always feels like its going to burst. I don't understand that. Everyone around me becomes a pain in the ass and I don't feel like being sociable. Most of my friends try to cheer me up and I casually go along and ACT like I'm feeling better. Honestly I don't have a choice. This society is based on looks. If you don't feel good you don't look good, so in order to keep up appearences a false identity is needed. I need to take away my sorrow from my outer shell. I put it peacefully to rest deep within myself and let it fester and eat away at me. After a short while I realize, I can't keep doing this to myself. But alas, I never stop. It's an endless cycle of pain and torture. All because I let things get to me. Such a sad person I am when it comes down to whether or not to keep on a happy face. What a shame... what a shame.... I am to the world.

Deep Thoughts





1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.






2. A day without sunshine is like...night.






3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.






4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.






5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.






6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.






7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.






8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.






9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.






10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.






11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.






12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.






13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.






14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.






15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?






16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.






17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.






18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.






19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?






20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.






21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?






22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.






23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?






24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.






25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.






26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.






27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of
jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

Pink Condom! lol


YOU MUST PLAY!
OR A MAN WILL APPEAR BY YOUR BED
WITH A KNIFE AND WILL KILL YOU!
THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFE
IS TO PICK THE CONDOM THAT
REPRESENTS YOUR LOVE LIFE!
OH BY THE WAY,
DO NOT IGNORE THIS
BECAUSE IF YOU DO
HE WILL COME AT THE TIME 2:16
AT NIGHT AND KILL YOU!



Teal Condom:
Single, Looking For the right Someone,
Not Wanting to Go Out With Anyone Yet,
But Hating Being Single!


Orange Condom:
Taken And About To Break Up


Red Condom:
Single!!!!


Pink Condom:
Taken And Lovin every minute of it


Purple Condom:
Taken and confused


Green Condom:
Crushing On Someone Scared to tell them


Blue Condom:
Like someone who doesn't like you back


Yellow Condom:
Single and like someone, but confused as to whether they like you back or not


Trojan Condom:
Like someone who likes you back
but not going out....YET!!!


Clear Condom:
Just broke up with sumone or they broke up with you,
but still have feelings for them


Black Condom:
Single and ready to commit.


Magnum Condom:
You keep it pimpin

Meaning of July 4th
Current mood: awake

July 4th.. A day we celebrate with fireworks and joy. When in fact we are only celebrating some pitiful rebelion against a country that inevitably influenced us more than anyone truly knows or understands. Woo fricken hoo..........

and here's wut i'm listenin to
Better than Ezra --> A lifetime

Santana Feat. Alex Band --> Why don't you and I

Tyler Hiltion --> When It comes

Rob Thomas --> This is how a heart breaks