[Raiff]'s diary

799196  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-05-28
Written: (6753 days ago)

Those of you that know me know that i play KOL(http://www.kingdomofloathing.com) a lot, i ran out of room for all the quotes so i put them here :-)

22/7/05 /trade
Jick (private): Hey, two things. a) Please remove that instruction from your store description, and b) what do you mean, "old mall system?"
(Yes, i was once guilty of inciting mall system unrest)

18/8/05 /foodcourt
AnkhWeasel: Howdy to your Raiffness, Raiff.

21/8/05 /foodcourt
Dimi3sKy: Raiff, you always make my day when I meet you here,you're so"into your world " sometimes, just like me

3/9/05 /foodcourt
Beckyboots: 'I'm cranked up on my minced owl tonight!'

21/01/06 /foodcourt
Leg o Lam over-filled the waffle iron
Raiff: you iron waffles? i just put them in the toaster
Leg o Lam: I have to, Raiff: they're all bumpy and stuff if I don't

30/01/06 /foodcourt
Lycanthrope13: That would be nice Raiff....my own army of werewolves, werebears...and a weremoose.

12/03/06 /foodcourt
Reddawn509: at least the yettis r my friends......wait if they r my friends why do i kill them for lotsa meat? oh noooo! im a monster =,(

23/4/06 /trade
Raiff: so what happened to Gods left testicle, Ryan? ;-p
RyanTehUberness: he lost it in an accident involving a chicken and a pair of chopsticks Raiff

30/4/06 /foodcourt
Raiff: fashions the cogs and sprockets into an odd looking statue of Jick.
Vedekka: foodcourt is weird. a man-sized nest, a couch, a lurkers tree, a carpet to hide under, and now this statue of Jick in the middle of it.

30/4/06 /foodcourt
Birdy: note to myself..let Raiff buy my crap

14/5/06 /foodcourt
Aletariel: I think im going to crawl into bed and get nice and toasty!! and then i'll wake up, butter myself, and start gnawing on my big toe. Yumminess!!!!

22/6/06 /veteran
Juanita Cuervo: I guess I'm your typical /vet snob with a closet /newb fetish

23/5/06 /foodcourt
The Lag Beast: The last thing we need around here is a Raiff epidemic.

28/5/06 /fc
Dimi3sKy: I painted one of my teeth blue and waited to connect to servers but nothing happened

799187  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-05-28
Written: (6753 days ago)

How many ameabas does it take to change a lightbulb?

One..no, two..four..sixteen!  ;-p

722114  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2005-12-27
Written: (6905 days ago)

" Im not saying its a bad song, all im saying is if you got a broom, dipped it in engine oil, shoved it up my arse and stuck me on a trampoline in a lift i could probably write a better one on the walls "

-- Dylan Moran

hehe

695003  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2005-11-08
Written: (6954 days ago)

Id like to thank everyone for their messages of support *big hugs*

674982  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2005-10-02
Written: (6991 days ago)

I only get on the net like once a week now..its traumatic after being able to spend 8 hours a day every day on it...but i need the job.

Im in love with this song right now...

No Fear - The Rasmus
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Girl,
You lived your life like a sleeping swan
Your time has come
To go deeper

Girl,
Your final journey's just begun
Your destiny chose the reaper

No Fear
Destination Darkness
No Fear
Destination Darkness
No Fear

Girl
Rain falls down from the northern skies
Like poisoned knives
With no mercy

Girl
Close your eyes for the one last time
Sleepless nights
From here to eternity

No Fear
Destination Darkness
No Fear
Destination Darkness
No Fear

(Destination Darkness)

(Destination Darkness)

Ooooh
No Fear
Destination Darkness
No Fear
Destination Darkness

Ooooh
No Fear
Destination Darkness
No Fear
Destination Darkness
No Fear

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