LAIDak: soleil *snifs* now that you are a better koler can i still hump you? =o(

Raiff pokes chat
sadieseaside pokes raiff
Raiff is poked
Raiff: hehe
sadieseaside: ohh it the new tickle me raiff, hasbros new hot crimbo toy
Raiff: lmao

7/6/06 /foodcourt
Daeth Eater: oops
Daeth Eater: orry tu ask, but the buffbots seem to be roken, or al elast tstudinata is -hic-
Nurofen Owlbag: Screw it, I'll work it out tomorrow...
Raiff falls off chair laughing
Raiff: your spelling is nearly as good as mine, Daeth lol
Moff Zero: >>594822
Moff Zero: testudinata's competition
Lad the Infamous ducttapes Raiff back into his chair
Raiff: wanna know the funny thing...im using chopsticks to catch the flies
Raiff: Cheers Lad

30/5/06 /foodcourt
BigWoollyMammoth: Oh yeah, can someone send out the obligatory FC mantra for Robo?
BigWoollyMammoth: About Jackassery, Asshattery, Dicketry, Fagitronic and pants or something like that.
31/5/06 /foodcourt
Sir Phil Shady: shwelcome to foodcourtsh, where boosh is tashty! -hic- ~as said by sosie's drunken uncle.

Those of you that know me know that i play KOL(http://www.kingdomofloathing.com) a lot, i ran out of room for all the quotes so i put them here :-)

22/7/05 /trade
Jick (private): Hey, two things. a) Please remove that instruction from your store description, and b) what do you mean, "old mall system?"
(Yes, i was once guilty of inciting mall system unrest)

18/8/05 /foodcourt
AnkhWeasel: Howdy to your Raiffness, Raiff.

21/8/05 /foodcourt
Dimi3sKy: Raiff, you always make my day when I meet you here,you're so"into your world " sometimes, just like me

3/9/05 /foodcourt
Beckyboots: 'I'm cranked up on my minced owl tonight!'

21/01/06 /foodcourt
Leg o Lam over-filled the waffle iron
Raiff: you iron waffles? i just put them in the toaster
Leg o Lam: I have to, Raiff: they're all bumpy and stuff if I don't

30/01/06 /foodcourt
Lycanthrope13: That would be nice Raiff....my own army of werewolves, werebears...and a weremoose.

12/03/06 /foodcourt
Reddawn509: at least the yettis r my friends......wait if they r my friends why do i kill them for lotsa meat? oh noooo! im a monster =,(

23/4/06 /trade
Raiff: so what happened to Gods left testicle, Ryan? ;-p
RyanTehUberness: he lost it in an accident involving a chicken and a pair of chopsticks Raiff

30/4/06 /foodcourt
Raiff: fashions the cogs and sprockets into an odd looking statue of Jick.
Vedekka: foodcourt is weird. a man-sized nest, a couch, a lurkers tree, a carpet to hide under, and now this statue of Jick in the middle of it.

30/4/06 /foodcourt
Birdy: note to myself..let Raiff buy my crap

14/5/06 /foodcourt
Aletariel: I think im going to crawl into bed and get nice and toasty!! and then i'll wake up, butter myself, and start gnawing on my big toe. Yumminess!!!!

22/6/06 /veteran
Juanita Cuervo: I guess I'm your typical /vet snob with a closet /newb fetish

23/5/06 /foodcourt
The Lag Beast: The last thing we need around here is a Raiff epidemic.

28/5/06 /fc
Dimi3sKy: I painted one of my teeth blue and waited to connect to servers but nothing happened

How many ameabas does it take to change a lightbulb?

One..no, two..four..sixteen!  ;-p

" Im not saying its a bad song, all im saying is if you got a broom, dipped it in engine oil, shoved it up my arse and stuck me on a trampoline in a lift i could probably write a better one on the walls "

-- Dylan Moran

hehe