[Dr. Pie]'s diary

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Written about Wednesday 2006-03-08
Written: (6838 days ago)



Sayonara.

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Written about Monday 2006-03-06
Written: (6840 days ago)

MURPHY IS RIGHT.


If anything can go wrong, it will.

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong,
the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to
go wrong.

If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which
something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth
way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
overlooked something.

Things get worse under pressure.

Smile . . . Tomorrow will be worse.

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.

Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount
of funds dedicated to it.

In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything
is going right ... Something is wrong.

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools
are so ingenious.

When working toward the solution of a problem, it always
helps if you know the answer.

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Everything takes longer than you think.

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must
be done first.

Every solution breeds new problems.

The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its
importance.

No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's
law will take effect and screw it up.

You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of
the bread to butter.

The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face
down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down
is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

SHIT HAPPENS!
757139  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-03-02
Written: (6844 days ago)


And She Fell To The Floor Without A Sound.

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Written about Wednesday 2006-03-01
Written: (6844 days ago)

Je suis PRESSÉS.
Et.
Tu as TORT.

J'AI ASSEZ.


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Written about Wednesday 2006-03-01
Written: (6845 days ago)



♀ girl [] boy ♂


The Miracle of Love Will
Take Away Your Pain.

[♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥]


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Written about Wednesday 2006-03-01
Written: (6845 days ago)
Next in thread:

K. Today I was like DAMNNN it's the 1st of Fucking March
already. Time flies. Seriously.

You know what this would mean Hunny. Don't you?
Would mean, yes. Didn't say it does.
Didn't say it doesn't mean it either though.
We'll see, as time flies just a little bit further.
It's just to go with the flow.

We learnt well, didn't we my Love? Oh yes, we did.
Indeed.
No one ever said it would be Easy.
This little trip called; Life.
Even though maybe you could just hope it would be just
a tiny bit better.
But you'll survive, I'll survive. We'll survive.

That you're lovely makes the sour trip sweeter though.
Sweet like suger.

I don't know why I'm disappointed, or I do. I'm disappointed
because of what you did. Yes, YOU did something.
That's big.
You never do something.
Now you did.

My little Angelic Devil.

I'm tired.
I've homework.
No one talks to me, but still I'm here.
I'll go to my homework.
It calls for me.
But first; I'm going to eat.
Mmm. Food.

//Out.

Wasn't One of A Kind.
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Written about Saturday 2006-02-25
Written: (6849 days ago)

Please be gentle, I'm still learning.
Don't blame me it all on me.
You should have known better than to lean on me.
In the first place.





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Written about Friday 2006-02-24
Written: (6850 days ago)

[]
We are young, heartache to heartache we stand
No promises, no demands
Love is a battlefield
We are strong, no one can tell us we're wrong
Searchin' our hearts for so long, both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield


You're beggin' me to go, and makin' me stay
Why do you hurt me so bad?
It would help me to know do I stand in your way
Or am I the best thing you've had?
Believe me, believe me, I can't tell you why
But I'm trapped by your love, and I'm chained to your side


We're losing control will you turn me away
Or touch me deep inside?
And if all this gets old, will it still feel the same?
There's no way this will die
But if we get much closer, I could lose control
And if your heart surrenders, you'll need me to hold


We are young, heartache to heartache we stand
No promises, no demands
Love is a battlefield
We are strong, no one can tell us we're wrong
Searchin' our hearts for so long, both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield.
[]


Wrrrraaaaar.
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Written about Wednesday 2006-02-22
Written: (6852 days ago)


Will you explain the Mystery of Men to me, please?







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Written about Monday 2006-02-20
Written: (6854 days ago)

Those three words,
they just slipped
out over his lips;

"I love you"

A mistake, just for
once.
The same words would
never slip out over
his lips ever again.

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Written about Tuesday 2006-02-14
Written: (6860 days ago)

</3 HAPPY VALENTINES DAY. </3


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Written about Friday 2006-02-10
Written: (6863 days ago)

Isolation.

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Written about Friday 2006-02-10
Written: (6864 days ago)

K-K-KEEP IT REAL.

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Written about Friday 2006-02-10
Written: (6864 days ago)

And when I'm gone,
Just carry on
Don't mourn,
Rejoice
Everytime you hear the
sound of my voice
Just know that,
I'm lookin' down on you smilin'
And I didn't feel a thang
So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back.

<3

746672  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2006-02-10
Written: (6864 days ago)

Have you ever loved someone so much
You'd give an arm for
Not the expression
No, literally give an arm for
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armor
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her
But what happens when karma
Turns right around to bite you
And everything you stand for turns on you despite you
What happens when you become the main source of her pain

. . .

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