hey lulu i was gonna give it to you today but........wel
life suks!!!!!!!
ok well first of all im sorry laura and kk for not coming to church!
ok for all of you guys lol.......toda
A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage.
The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan.
A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.
* If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness. *
[Everyone Deserves HAPPINESS!]
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
(Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...
Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Again...
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Again...)
GORILLAZ LYRICS
"DARE"
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's DARE
It's DARE
You've got to press it on you
You just think it
That's what you do, baby
Hold it down, DARE
Jump with the moon and move it
Jump back and forth
And feel like you were there yourself
Work it out
Never did no harm
Never did no harm
It's DARE
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's DARE
It's DARE
You've got to press it on you
You just, think it, that's what you do
That's what you do, baby
Hold it down, DARE
Jump with the moon and move it
Jump back and forth
And feel like you were there yourself
Work it out
Never did no harm
Never did no harm
It's DARE
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's DARE
Never did no harm
Never did no harm
It's DARE
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's coming up
It's DARE
You've got to press it on you
You just, think it, that's what you do
That's what you do, baby
Hold it down, DARE
Jump with the moon and move it
Jump back and forth
And feel like you were there yourself
Work it out
You've got to press it on you
You just, think it, that's what you do
That's what you do, baby
Hold it down, DARE
Jump with the moon and move it
Jump back and forth
And feel like you were there yourself
Work it out
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IF YOU'RE A BOY, EXIT THIS BULLETIN CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING
Girls only..........
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GIRL TALK
Did you know kissing is healthy
It's good to cry
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
Lying is actually unhealthy
Only apply mascara to your top lashes
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move
Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move
Chocolate will make you feel better!
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that you have any
Boys aren't worth your tears
We ALL love surprises!!
Now.... make a wish!
Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
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Congratulation
Your wish has just been received
repost this with the title *for girls eyes ONLY* in the next 15mins and...Your wish WILL BE GRANTED
i dont luv you!
ok you so hard not to love.....i love you!
i ment cat!
its about....7:42 im the morning.im getting ready for skool.no
one is on now....thats starting to bother me!!!
i feel like crap...i hurt allllllllll over sorry [deviloangel176] and [Scary Kids Scaring Kayla;] ill do somthing about the mall later.....
My name is Chris
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I werent ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Chariles bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
Im so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
Hes already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"Im sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me to the soul,
And if you read this
and dont pass it on
I pray for your forgivness
Beause you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be affected
By this Poem
And because you are affected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!
PLEASE COPY AND PASTE THIS AND PASS IT
ok if im on ever i will be at a friends house so if i ended my realation with you you can send me 1 or i can send you one!!!!!