92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.
I'd proberly die from laughing.. so does that make me one of the 92% or not?? There was a comidian who got banned because several people died while watching his show from laughing guess what he did?? He farted songs!! Is that a compliment or an insult (being banned because you made people laugh too much) do ya think?? Anyways i think that while dying from laughing would be an amazing death it would hurt alot, i should know.. i've laughed so much i almost suffocated.. which made me laugh even more.. i had to lock myself in a dark room to calm myself down! This was ment to be going somewhere i think but i've forgotten now.. ohh one last thing:
Suicide is illegal because it is a sin.. does that mean if your not christian that it isn't illegal and if you did commit suicide what could they do??
Policeman: oy you.. dead body was this a suicide??
*finds note*
Ahh so it WAS a suicide.. i'm afraid i'm going to have to take you down town for this.. anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law, you are intitled to a lawyer and one phone call..
*at court*
The jury finds this corpse guilty! you shall now have to spend 5 years in a young offenders institute...
Maybe thats an idea.. if they sent all suicide bodies to a young offenders institute it would stop young people commiting crimes.. who would want to be locked up with a load of bodies??
NOTE: suicide is a serious matter and something that effects many people in modern society, it is something i feel schools don't do enough to teach about and the government doesn't take seriously enough. What i am getting at is the stupidity of the law.
Today me and my brother had an "imaginary fight"
He came up to me drew something random in the air then lept at me shouting imaginary dagger die!! So i drew an imaginary mace and he cornered me.. then he got a claw on his foot so i got a fork... in the end he locked me in the utility after throwing in an imaginary neuclear warhead and i threw a ziggy H bomb at him.. i lost.. BECAUSE>> dun dun dun..
I had a boum proof shield instead of a bomb proof shield!! dammit!!
So do you wanna come stay round my house?? ^_^
OK this is proberly pretty random but i was watching Kerrang last night and Greenday - Jesus of surburbia video came on and according to what is blanked out and what isn't:
You can drink,
You can steal,
You can throw food around the supermarket,
You can have sex BUT
You can't smoke,
You can't bleed
and no one can have sharp objects.
Ok i can get that before the watershed parents don't want their kids seeing certain things that could ruin their young minds. Still you can see people smoking on the streets so why not on TV, you have proberly bled at least once in your life and anyone who has been in a kitchen/scienc
They're blanking out things everyone knows about and isn't illegal and letting them insinuate that doing illeagal stuff is alright.