[__Freddie]'s diary

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Written about Saturday 2007-03-24
Written: (6265 days ago)

Have you ever woken up somewhere,without being drunk or druggen up, and your first thought being 'Where the fuck am I...?' Followed by 'And where the hell is my pants..?'



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Written about Monday 2007-03-19
Written: (6270 days ago)

Your always quick to hide away
hearts just left for decay
and wishing for another day
with you.
And dont break
my heart
i need you so close to me
sing our song or fall
dont let go me i need you
dont let me go tonight
just wishing I could hide away
leading hearts out astray
wishing for another day
wishing for you.
And wipe away the tears I shed
The bloody blankets in my bed
Darken nightmares through my head
And this is what you said
don’t leave me
be my shooting star
I’ve come so far
To leave
You now.
the bruises I’ve kept
reasons I’ve wept
swollen memories I’ve swept away
So
Don’t leave me now
Don’t let my tears go to waste
Leaving off at our on pace
Winning races far from spaces
Kisses meaning move two places
Oh so far away

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Written about Saturday 2007-03-17
Written: (6272 days ago)
Next in thread: 940825

GIVE IT TO ME SLOW by Des and Cathy ^-^


Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[One time...in an elevator...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[i bent down and...](HAHAHA XD)
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[I heard some guy unzip his pants and...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[let out a bird] (o.O O.o...)
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[And so i said...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["oh no we gotta go we're not gonna live forever"] (its a song <.< bout a monkey...and a bike...and him wanting to paint it red....)
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[and he said "Stayin' Alive! Stayin' Alive!"...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[then as the elevator door opened...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[This random girl ran in, and she was completly naked and yelling...]
NanoChaan says:
[dude... wtf?]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[...and so i said "Whats W.T.F stand for?" and she goes...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[...running until she hits an old lady...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[and the old lady starts screaming out...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["ive got chilli cheese fries"] (O.O....<.<)
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[and this guy runs up to her...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[and says in a gay voice...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[OH MY GAWD! i LOVE chilli cheese fries!!...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
(*cracks up*)[ so the old lady threw tham at him and...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[one got in his eye and...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[up his nose and...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[down his pants! so he says...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
(GRR cant think....) ["the snack that smiles back gold fish "]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[And the old lady says "Give it to me slloooowww!!"] and... (omg ewww!! )
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
(THATS SO GROSS!!) [the gay guy puked on her then...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[Puke got in her eye and...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[she screamed from the top of her lungs...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[and feel into the elevator on me and...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[choked me with her...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[Flabby arm skin...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
(*crcks up so incredibly hard*) [so i bit it off and...](eew...)
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
(EWW!) [the guy behind me was cracking up laughing so i...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[slapped him with her arm flab] (*cant stop laughing*)
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[and he started screaming like a bitch and yelling...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["its the end of the world "]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[and the old lady was like "GIVE I TO ME SLLLLOOOOWW!!!...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[so i shoved her arm flab in her mouth and...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[she started choking and...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[the police came to...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[kick her and steal her money so...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[they ran out of the store with it but...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[some guy in a chicken suit tackled them yelling...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["eat more cows " so then they...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[turned on the guy and start groping him! and..]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[he got a hard on] (XD *cant stop laughing*)
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
A[nd the cop was like "GIVE IT TO ME SLOWWW!!!" ](omfg )
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
(what the hell is up with you and saying give it to me slow XD ) [so he gave it to him slow by....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[Jabbing him in the eye with a cheese stick]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
(we're so demented) [so then the cop screamed ]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
["CHEEEESE AWWWWAY!!" and jumped up and...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[slapped himself in the face with his....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[pet Rabbit JoJo who...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[had gargantuan, monstrous, overly huge...].
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[Man Boobs! which ...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
(*cracks up*) [went into the cops mouth choking him and...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[he was failing his arms around and he tripped on the old lady who said...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["i slept with your mom last night"]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[and then she started dancing wiggling her fat around and...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[slapped me in the face with it so i[
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[jumped up screaming "HOLY SMOKES BATMAN!" who...
]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[came down and resued me from the fat]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[and while i was crying in his arms he said...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["give it to mw slowwww"] (*cracks up so hard* XD)
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
(LMFAO!!!!) [So i said "Lemme get my cheese stick" and..]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[they didnt have cheese sticks so i got...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[a chilli dog and..]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[jammed it straight into his big fat hairy....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[Armpit. And yelled...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["WHOA black betty bamalam whoa black betty bamalam " then...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[tried to grab my...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[waffles out of the toaster so i said in a mad rage...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
["LEGGO MY EGGO BITCH!" and then he...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[stole my pancakes so i then....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[threw the old lady at him who yelled...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["sweet merciful jesus why " then heard the screams of a thousand...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[teenage boys going through puberty and...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[slapped them with a big red juicy...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[mexian snapping turtle who..]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[said in a high pitched tone....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
["We're off to see the wizard!" and jumped...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[into the pumpkin carriage and sailed off to...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[meet the King of Norway who...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[sold off dragqueens for a living and also]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[Was in love with...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[Timothy Garfunkle McGee Elroy JR who was a.....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[known drug dealer in Canada...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[who sold illegal childrens books]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[to fat old ladies named Jane who...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[named their daughters Mary and then....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[sold them of to Veitnam for..]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[a virus on a disc called...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
['The Disk with the Virus' that...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[sang the songs....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[of the old Japanese landlords that were sentence to jail for...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[raping a poor harmless innocent...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[bunnies named JoJo wich brings us back to...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[give it to me slowwww]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[which is what the lady told me last night when...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[i banged her mother on the...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[head with a pan of Chicken (x3)]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[that was still frying on the....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[Stove that held the bucket of soup...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[that contained nasty green icky....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[Week old Sperm that looked like...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[clam chowder with...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[KFC secret spices added in....which made me think...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["why did she want me to give it to her slowwww.... "]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[but i said "Its cause im just so damn..."]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["hairy"]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[and then i relised i still had cheesy poofs stuck in my..]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[clevage so i...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[grabed a pair of meat cleavers and...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[shaved my thick hairy....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
growth that was living on my forehead...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[and speaks to me in hebrew when im...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[washing my unspeakables in my mother's dinner soup...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[which contained the ingredience:]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
carrots, beef, water, baby kittens...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[chicken lips, lizard hips, alligator eyes, monkey legs, buzzard eggs, salamander thighs, rabbit ears, camel rears, and tasty toenail pie] (sadly thts a song i had to learn when i was in kindergarden <.<)
(What the hell kinda kindy did you go too?!?!) [And it got served every sunday night so...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
(*cracks up so incredibly hard* i dont remember all of it, but i just remember that part)
[i puked it in my mothers...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[underwear draw while she...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[kicked off her stilletos and....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
(must..not say....Screw it.) [Yelled FUCK ME IN THE BACKSEAT!! so i... ]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[....went....and well....i kind of....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[ran to the store where i found...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[someone to fuck her in the back seat]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[but he was drunk so...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[i had to do it instead....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
(omfg! >.<) [but instead i ran into this shop that was called...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[You Find Em, We Sell Em...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[so i found this Collection of hardcore...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[light up/glowing moving...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[dolphin shaped...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[BANANA PEELS!!]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
and i was like - ["OMG.."]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["becky look at her butt it is SO big "]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[and Becky said "My name isn't Becky its.."]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["JUWANA MAN " so she slapped her and....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[ran of down the street singing the theme from Jaws and...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[got attacked b a group of wild hungry man eating...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[Hobos. So i said...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["i hate everything about you" then asked myself....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
["Where did Snape go...? More importantly! Where the Hell am I?!" ...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[then i found ron and he looked at me with a grin, saying "give it to me sloooowwwwwww" ]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[so i took him into an elevator, and bent down, and i heard him unzip his pants, and a bird flew out. THE END!!]

920367  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-03-16
Written: (6273 days ago)

They didn't even notice me steal the [//BULLET//] They wouldn't even noticed if i pulled the [T.R.G.G.E.R] They wont even notice Im [{...gone...}]

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Written about Friday 2007-03-16
Written: (6273 days ago)

dont look at me

[Love//]


I'll make you C.R.Y so ..hard..

You'll WisH you used up that [B.U.L.L.E.T] 
i gave you.

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Written about Sunday 2007-03-11
Written: (6278 days ago)

Hmm...no wonder i couldn't remeber my password for my other account...
i made up a compltly random password of numbers and letters... -.-
im such an biatch sometimes x3

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Written about Friday 2007-03-09
Written: (6280 days ago)

So Pull the [T.R.I.G.G.E.R] and //PROVE// how much you [:.Lo♥ve:.] Me...

How you'd [x..DIE..x] for me.
916392  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2007-03-04
Written: (6285 days ago)

What happens when Des has to do assinments on weekends.

Des- *takes everything out* Ok! lets get started!! *clicks and looks up a site for Aloe Vera. Looks at it for a second trying to read all the confusing words* ...I hate this assinmet! *cries in frustration*

It only took five seconds for me to hate it....and im not even up to question one -.-'

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Written about Saturday 2007-03-03
Written: (6286 days ago)

What happens when Des stays up 
late at night with a camra?


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Written about Saturday 2007-03-03
Written: (6286 days ago)

No matter how much i pretend...its still just...akward...

 The logged in version 

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