[__Freddie]'s diary

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Written about Monday 2007-05-21
Written: (6193 days ago)

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Written about Wednesday 2007-05-16
Written: (6199 days ago)

Hee hee hee...STOLEN! off Panda-Chan...! *evil laugh at the evilness of my plan*

1) Grab the book nearest book to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
‘well as in ready money. He was’
2) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Ok!
3) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Futurama
4) Without looking, guess what time it is.
10:30-ish
5) Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
10:45!! I was so close ><
6) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Myself breathing…my room is freakishly queit….
7) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I was walking home. About an hour ago.
8) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Chio and my MSN convo.
9) What are you wearing?
Well, Underwear for a starters, long grey pants, and a black singlet with sparkly pinkish grey flowers.
10) Did you dream last night?
Yeah. Stupid giant un-dead boar.
11) When did you last laugh?
Yesterday…probably in the morning.
12) What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Posters mainly.
13) Seen anything weird lately?
Depends what you think ‘weird’ is.
14) What do you think of this quiz?
its random…and awesome! Awesomely random…
15) What was the last film you saw?
Pursuit of Happyness.
16) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Too many things to list *dreamy eyes*
17) Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I have six toes!!
18) If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Get rid of all the guns. Make stronger laws against violence.
19) Do you like to dance?
Yeah
20) George Bush:
Is a Bastard.
21) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
erm…I don’t know…
22) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jack! I love that name ><
23) Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes. It’d be awesome.
24) What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Wow…what a life that was…Congrats!

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Written about Sunday 2007-05-06
Written: (6209 days ago)

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Written about Thursday 2007-05-03
Written: (6211 days ago)

Layer 1 :]
-- [Name:] Desirea
-- [Nickname:] Des, Fred, Kirsty
-- [Birthdate:] 27/12/92
-- [Birthplace:] A hospital I’m guessing…
-- [Original hair color:] Blonde.
-- [Hair color currently:] Kind of a brownish…redish…purplish colour.
-- [Height:] short ^-^
-- [Righty or lefty:] Righty
Layer 2 :]
-- [Your heritage:] Italian && Australian
-- [The shoes you wore today:] my everyday shoes?
-- [Your weakness:] Cute things, candy, cake, soda, music ect.
-- [Your fears:] Evil Ghosts…
-- [Your perfect pizza:] Cheesy…
-- [Goal you'd like to achieve:] Be famous ^-^
Layer 3 :]
-- [Your thoughts first waking up:] Damn I have weird dreams…
-- [Your most overused phrase:] ‘Kyaa!’ ‘*random giggling*’ ‘Oh my god!’
-- [Your best physical feature:] erm…eyes?
-- [Your bedtime:] 9:30 TT.TT
-- [Your most missed memory:] um...I don’t know 0.o
Layer 4 :]
-- [Soda:] Most all.
-- [Fast food joint:] KFC, McDonalds (for the McFlurries), Hungry Jacks. 
-- [Single or group dates:] Group
-- [Adidas or Nike:] erm…both…?
-- [Chocolate or vanilla:] chocolate…no wait! Both!
-- [Cappuccino or coffee:] I don’t drink either…(hot frinks make me sick)
Layer 5 :]
-- [Smoke:] Nopes
-- [Cuss:] Like a sailor!
-- [Sing:] Badly ^-^
-- [Take a shower every day:] If no one else is using it.
-- [Do you think you've been in love] um…I’m not sure.
-- [Want to go to college:] Of course!
-- [Like high school:] of course not ><
-- [Want to get married:] I think I wouldn’t do well in marriage…
-- [Believe in yourself:] not a chance x3
-- [Get motion sickness:] yes.
-- [Think you're attractive:] on the contrary!
-- [Think you're a health freak:] not really >.>
-- [Get along with your parents:] Yeah
-- [Like thunderstorms:] Yes!
-- [Play an instrument:] erm…I can play a song on the piano…
Layer 6 :]
In the past 6 months...
-- [Drank alcohol:] No
-- [Smoked:] I don’t smoke…
-- [Done a drug:] Where would I get drugs?
-- [Had sex:] Nope ><
-- [Made out:] With who?
-- [Gone on a date] No one to take me TT.TT
-- [Gone to the mall] Yes.
-- [Eaten sushi:] No…sadly…
-- [Gone skating:] nope.
-- [Made homemade cookies:] I cant bake…
-- [Gone skinny-dipping:] no x3
-- [Dyed your hair:] um…Yes, I think I did.
-- [Stolen anything:] I’ve never stolen things.
Layer 7 :]
Ever...
-- [Played a game that required removal of clothing:] lol!
-- [Been trashed or extremely intoxicated:] I don’t drink ^-^
-- [Been caught doing something?] Talking to James. About dreams
-- [Been called a tease:] no…
-- [Gotten beaten up:] I try and stay out of fights…the fake of how frail and weak I am ._.
-- [Shoplifted:] again, don’t steal
-- [Changed who you were to fit in:] nope.
Layer 8 :]
-- [Age you hope to be married:] 100020120010 ½.
-- [How you want to die:] Laughing, and watching the sunset fade with someone I truly love.
-- [Where do you want to go to college:] Any where that has the best options for my future.
-- [What do you want to be when you grow up:] Author, Director, Actress, Professional Photographer.
-- [What country would you most like to visit:] Japan of course!
Layer 9 :]
In the preferred sex...
-- [Best eye color:] Doesn’t really matter.
-- [Best hair color:] Darkish?
-- [Short or long hair:] kind of longish.
-- [Best height:] a little taller than me.
-- [Best articles of clothing:] I don’t mind ^-^
-- [Best first date location:] Movies.
-- [Best first kiss location:] Doesn’t matter where.
Layer 10 :]
-- [Number of drugs taken illegally:] 100020…no wait…none >.>
-- [Number of people I could trust with my life:] Um…1 I guess.
-- [Number of CDs that I own:] eh. A few?
-- [Number of piercings:] Two…(ears) but I think they’ve closed up now.
-- [Number of tattoes:] none.
-- [Number of scars on my body:] none..
-- [Number of things in my past that I regret:] a few…^-^’

_♥_



1. How tall are you barefoot? Still short…
2. eye color? Brown
3. Do you own a gun? That’s illegal!
*le gasp!*

4. Rehab? No…
5. Do you get nervous before “meeting the parents”? I get nervous before meeting most everyone ^-^’
6. What do you think of your friends? They’re just a whole bunch of crazy!
7. What’s your favorite Christmas song? I hate them all!!
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? I have milk with my cereal?
9. Do you do push-ups? Ha!! Of course I don’t!! x3
11. Are you vegetarian? No way! Meat is good, tasty murder!
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Blackmail! I mean…I don’t have one ><
14. Do you own a knife? My kitchen does…
15. Do you have A.D.D.? most likely!
16. Date Of Birth? 27/12/92
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: that I’m sleepy, the talent show, and about Amzy stealing people’s hair.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought. A chocolate sundae, a cupcake, and a think more cupcakes.
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink: Sunkist, Water, Fruit Cup Juice, Lemonade, Milk...thats all I can think of! >< 
20. What time did you wake up today? 7:25am.
21. Current hair? Annoying.
22. Current worry? School.
23. Current hate? School.
24. Favorite place to be? Movies with friends.
25. Least favorite place to be? School ><
26. Where would you like to go? Japan!
27. Do you own slippers? No…
28. What do you think you’ll be in 10 yrs? FAMOUS!!! X3
29. Do you burn or tan? Burn.
30. Last thing you ate? Spaghetti bolognaise 
31. Would you be a pirate? Hell Yeah!
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? Um, a bit of wine ages ago.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower? I don’t sing in showers >.>
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? Snakes at the bottom of my bed, and ghosts.
36. Last thing that made you laugh? Earl, that I just finished watching.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child? …um…I have no clue.
38. Worst injury you’ve ever had? I had carpet burn all down my face once…that kinda sucked.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? 2.
41. Who is your loudest friend? Erm…nearly all my friends are loud.
42. Who is your most silent friend? James.
43. Does someone have a crush on you? I have no clue…
44. Do you wish on stars? Kinda.
45. What is your favorite book? The Pagan Chronicles.
46. What is your favorite candy? Erm…wonka redskins are awesome.
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? A lot of songs ><
48. What song do you want played at your funeral? A lot of things too.
49. What were you doing 12AM last night? …sleeping…?

50. Do you love someone? Not quite sure…

SAD SECTION
01. Have you ever really cried your heart out? Yeah.
02. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes
03. Have you ever cried on your friend's shoulder? Yes…
04. Do you cry when you get an injury? Not usually. Only when someone hits my nose really hard…cause that super hurts!

HAPPY SECTION
01. Are you a happy person? I’d like to think so
02. What can always make you happy? Um…music…and friends.
03. Do you wish you were happier? I don’t know.

04. Is being happy overrated? Of course not!

05. Can music make you happy? Yes.


LOVE SECTION
01. How many times have you had your heart broken? Um…once I think.
02. Anyone besides your friends/family ever said they loved you? Yeah.
03. Have you ever told someone you loved them?


HATE SECTION
01. Who do you actually hate? People in my school fer sure.

02. Have you ever made a hit list? No…
04. Are you a mean bully? I’m not a bully.
05. Do you like George Bush? I like him as much as I like cancer.


SELF ESTEEM SECTION
01. Are you good looking? Not a bit TT.TT
02. Do you wish you were someone else? No.


EVER (underlined=no, Ex=yes)
[x] ridden in a taxi.
[_] jumped a ramp on a bike.
[x] been used.
[_] been fired.
[_] fired a real gun.
[_] been arrested (or handcuffed by police).
[_] celebrated New Year's in Times Square or Disney World.
[_] AKA the Human beat box.
[_] gone on a blind date.
[_] had a crush on a teacher.
[_] celebrated Mardi.
[_] been to Europe.
[x] been to Australia-Oh my gosh, I live there!!
[_] been to Hawaii.
[_] played 'Clue'.
[x] had a sleepover.
[_] gone ice skating.
[_] had your tonsils out.
[_] have/had a TRUCK.
[_] driven a car.
[_] totaled a car.

CURRENTLY WEARING
01. clothes? School skirt, red top, and socks with hello kitty on them.
02. Shorts? No. Skirt.
03. Shoes? Nope, I took them off.
04. Underwear? Of course!
05. Necklace? Yups!
6. Bracelet? Nope >.>

HAVE YOU EVER
01. Hugged someone? I do all the time!
02. Been on the phone until the sun came up? Nope. Only the internet.
03. Put a song on repeat for more than an hour? For more than a week more likely.
04. Laughed so hard you peed in your pants? Nooo x3


LASTS
01. Last person you talked to in person? My dad.
02. Person you last talked to online? James. Just then ^-^
03. Person you last talked to on the phone? Um...Amzy.

04. Person you talked to on text? I don’t.
05. Person who made you laugh? Um…my dad again.
06. Person you messaged on myspace? James? no! Matt…I commented on his photo if that counts.
07. Last time you had a shower/bath? 1972.

OTHER
02. What kind of shampoo do you use? I have no idea what its called, but it smells like peaches.
03. Do you get along with your parents? Yeah…
04. Do you have mental breakdowns? My life is a mental breakdown x3
CURRENT
01. Current Mood: Indifferent.

03. Current hair: annoying. But I love my curls.

04. Current thing i should be doing: Homework. Assignments.

05. Current Windows open? ET, Youtube, A lyric site, and msn.

934475  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-04-27
Written: (6217 days ago)

if i could just slip
slip right off this planet
slip right through the cracks
would you care?
and would you shed a tear?
as my absence fills the holes
bullet holes in the walls
and if a were to leave
leave all of this behind
never look back at the heartache
the feeling of never belonging
The fear
the pain
the scars and the pills in the open drawers
that you take o slip away
if only for the moment
would i be just another shadow on the wall?
the scuffs in your floorboards or the pages in your book
and my wrists have pinstripes
and my eyes have diamonds
and im still locked in a world with no door
no way out
and i wonder how it ever got to this
and imagine me slipping away
i might as well be invisible
the eyes that roll off me
as if i were the mere air we breath
not a letter be uttered
of my name, they no not
no matter how bright the lights
always just another worn out shadow
a whispered feeling across the wind
never to be seen
remembered
or forgotten ever again
and let my tears fall like rain
and the roses that bloom
will be the prettiest of them all
and yet underfoot they will be left
by the feet of another
whos name rings like the bells from the highest tower
and no one sees these roses
or the tears that made them grow
for see not the person who cried them
but letting the rivers flow
flow with the sorrow of my lost past
and only a drop shall remain
and in that drop will be my soul
my memories and thoughts
and we'll let go this drop
into the sea below
and forever forgotten, lost and alone
I shall be.

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Written about Sunday 2007-04-08
Written: (6236 days ago)

She the girl that looks into the mirror each morning
and relises she smashed it the night before
never eating
never sleeping
and half way out the door
always running away from something
something shes missing
trying to find
swinging at blind misses
reciceving hearts
kisses and the brusies
and will you show?
show theres more to life
more than the screaming
relise your dreaming
and wake up to my voice
follow through the shadows
and dear, just grab my hand.
and is she still serching
chasing down ever sight
glimpses of new lives
star that shine brighter
always out of reach.
but shes always running
running away from a life she hates
the husband debates
feeling faint
fall back on me
grab my hand, i wont let go
but just stop running
for a second
just catch your breath
and look back at the mess you made
will you run again?
or turn back?
and what if they catch you?
just burn the bridges
cut the ropes and smoke the rooms
blind the enemy
to be free at any cost
the shackles fall off
hearts left lost
and im waiting for something other than this
the tumors
the blood stains leading a trail
lock all doors
and close all windows
leave through the back and no one will see
no one will see but me
and thats just the way it should be
so take my hand.
and we'll be free.

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Written about Friday 2007-04-06
Written: (6238 days ago)

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--Top Left to Right--
Melissa, Jade, Amy, Gabby R, Rowena's Head, Ki-arna, Michelle's head, Gabby, Brianna looking down, Me lookign confused, Lacey, Laura
--On the ground--
Mel, Kirsty, Jess with Krystal laying on her and Tiff ^^

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Written about Saturday 2007-03-24
Written: (6251 days ago)

Have you ever woken up somewhere,without being drunk or druggen up, and your first thought being 'Where the fuck am I...?' Followed by 'And where the hell is my pants..?'



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Written about Monday 2007-03-19
Written: (6256 days ago)

Your always quick to hide away
hearts just left for decay
and wishing for another day
with you.
And dont break
my heart
i need you so close to me
sing our song or fall
dont let go me i need you
dont let me go tonight
just wishing I could hide away
leading hearts out astray
wishing for another day
wishing for you.
And wipe away the tears I shed
The bloody blankets in my bed
Darken nightmares through my head
And this is what you said
don’t leave me
be my shooting star
I’ve come so far
To leave
You now.
the bruises I’ve kept
reasons I’ve wept
swollen memories I’ve swept away
So
Don’t leave me now
Don’t let my tears go to waste
Leaving off at our on pace
Winning races far from spaces
Kisses meaning move two places
Oh so far away

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Written about Saturday 2007-03-17
Written: (6258 days ago)
Next in thread: 940825

GIVE IT TO ME SLOW by Des and Cathy ^-^


Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[One time...in an elevator...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[i bent down and...](HAHAHA XD)
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[I heard some guy unzip his pants and...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[let out a bird] (o.O O.o...)
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[And so i said...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["oh no we gotta go we're not gonna live forever"] (its a song <.< bout a monkey...and a bike...and him wanting to paint it red....)
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[and he said "Stayin' Alive! Stayin' Alive!"...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[then as the elevator door opened...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[This random girl ran in, and she was completly naked and yelling...]
NanoChaan says:
[dude... wtf?]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[...and so i said "Whats W.T.F stand for?" and she goes...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[...running until she hits an old lady...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[and the old lady starts screaming out...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["ive got chilli cheese fries"] (O.O....<.<)
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[and this guy runs up to her...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[and says in a gay voice...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[OH MY GAWD! i LOVE chilli cheese fries!!...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
(*cracks up*)[ so the old lady threw tham at him and...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[one got in his eye and...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[up his nose and...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[down his pants! so he says...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
(GRR cant think....) ["the snack that smiles back gold fish "]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[And the old lady says "Give it to me slloooowww!!"] and... (omg ewww!! )
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
(THATS SO GROSS!!) [the gay guy puked on her then...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[Puke got in her eye and...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[she screamed from the top of her lungs...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[and feel into the elevator on me and...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[choked me with her...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[Flabby arm skin...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
(*crcks up so incredibly hard*) [so i bit it off and...](eew...)
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
(EWW!) [the guy behind me was cracking up laughing so i...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[slapped him with her arm flab] (*cant stop laughing*)
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[and he started screaming like a bitch and yelling...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["its the end of the world "]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[and the old lady was like "GIVE I TO ME SLLLLOOOOWW!!!...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[so i shoved her arm flab in her mouth and...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[she started choking and...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[the police came to...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[kick her and steal her money so...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[they ran out of the store with it but...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[some guy in a chicken suit tackled them yelling...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["eat more cows " so then they...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[turned on the guy and start groping him! and..]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[he got a hard on] (XD *cant stop laughing*)
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
A[nd the cop was like "GIVE IT TO ME SLOWWW!!!" ](omfg )
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
(what the hell is up with you and saying give it to me slow XD ) [so he gave it to him slow by....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[Jabbing him in the eye with a cheese stick]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
(we're so demented) [so then the cop screamed ]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
["CHEEEESE AWWWWAY!!" and jumped up and...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[slapped himself in the face with his....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[pet Rabbit JoJo who...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[had gargantuan, monstrous, overly huge...].
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[Man Boobs! which ...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
(*cracks up*) [went into the cops mouth choking him and...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[he was failing his arms around and he tripped on the old lady who said...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["i slept with your mom last night"]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[and then she started dancing wiggling her fat around and...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[slapped me in the face with it so i[
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[jumped up screaming "HOLY SMOKES BATMAN!" who...
]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[came down and resued me from the fat]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[and while i was crying in his arms he said...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["give it to mw slowwww"] (*cracks up so hard* XD)
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
(LMFAO!!!!) [So i said "Lemme get my cheese stick" and..]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[they didnt have cheese sticks so i got...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[a chilli dog and..]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[jammed it straight into his big fat hairy....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[Armpit. And yelled...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["WHOA black betty bamalam whoa black betty bamalam " then...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[tried to grab my...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[waffles out of the toaster so i said in a mad rage...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
["LEGGO MY EGGO BITCH!" and then he...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[stole my pancakes so i then....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[threw the old lady at him who yelled...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["sweet merciful jesus why " then heard the screams of a thousand...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[teenage boys going through puberty and...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[slapped them with a big red juicy...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[mexian snapping turtle who..]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[said in a high pitched tone....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
["We're off to see the wizard!" and jumped...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[into the pumpkin carriage and sailed off to...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[meet the King of Norway who...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[sold off dragqueens for a living and also]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[Was in love with...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[Timothy Garfunkle McGee Elroy JR who was a.....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[known drug dealer in Canada...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[who sold illegal childrens books]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[to fat old ladies named Jane who...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[named their daughters Mary and then....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[sold them of to Veitnam for..]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[a virus on a disc called...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
['The Disk with the Virus' that...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[sang the songs....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[of the old Japanese landlords that were sentence to jail for...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[raping a poor harmless innocent...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[bunnies named JoJo wich brings us back to...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[give it to me slowwww]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[which is what the lady told me last night when...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[i banged her mother on the...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[head with a pan of Chicken (x3)]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[that was still frying on the....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[Stove that held the bucket of soup...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[that contained nasty green icky....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[Week old Sperm that looked like...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[clam chowder with...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[KFC secret spices added in....which made me think...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["why did she want me to give it to her slowwww.... "]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[but i said "Its cause im just so damn..."]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["hairy"]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[and then i relised i still had cheesy poofs stuck in my..]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[clevage so i...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[grabed a pair of meat cleavers and...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[shaved my thick hairy....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
growth that was living on my forehead...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[and speaks to me in hebrew when im...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[washing my unspeakables in my mother's dinner soup...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[which contained the ingredience:]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
carrots, beef, water, baby kittens...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[chicken lips, lizard hips, alligator eyes, monkey legs, buzzard eggs, salamander thighs, rabbit ears, camel rears, and tasty toenail pie] (sadly thts a song i had to learn when i was in kindergarden <.<)
(What the hell kinda kindy did you go too?!?!) [And it got served every sunday night so...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
(*cracks up so incredibly hard* i dont remember all of it, but i just remember that part)
[i puked it in my mothers...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[underwear draw while she...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[kicked off her stilletos and....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
(must..not say....Screw it.) [Yelled FUCK ME IN THE BACKSEAT!! so i... ]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[....went....and well....i kind of....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[ran to the store where i found...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[someone to fuck her in the back seat]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[but he was drunk so...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[i had to do it instead....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
(omfg! >.<) [but instead i ran into this shop that was called...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[You Find Em, We Sell Em...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[so i found this Collection of hardcore...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[light up/glowing moving...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[dolphin shaped...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[BANANA PEELS!!]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
and i was like - ["OMG.."]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["becky look at her butt it is SO big "]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[and Becky said "My name isn't Becky its.."]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["JUWANA MAN " so she slapped her and....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[ran of down the street singing the theme from Jaws and...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[got attacked b a group of wild hungry man eating...]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[Hobos. So i said...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
["i hate everything about you" then asked myself....]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
["Where did Snape go...? More importantly! Where the Hell am I?!" ...]
Pour Salt Into The Open Wound says:
[then i found ron and he looked at me with a grin, saying "give it to me sloooowwwwwww" ]
Put me in <PLASTER> and //SEW// up my L.I.P.S says:
[so i took him into an elevator, and bent down, and i heard him unzip his pants, and a bird flew out. THE END!!]

920367  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-03-16
Written: (6259 days ago)

They didn't even notice me steal the [//BULLET//] They wouldn't even noticed if i pulled the [T.R.G.G.E.R] They wont even notice Im [{...gone...}]

920364  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-03-16
Written: (6259 days ago)

dont look at me

[Love//]


I'll make you C.R.Y so ..hard..

You'll WisH you used up that [B.U.L.L.E.T] 
i gave you.

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