HAHAHAHAHAHA malled by her pet labrador HAHAHA and thats what they put on the 5:00 news these days

thats fucked up like other shit isnt happening in the world.....

ok i got kicked out of french class today it was AWSOME i put my desk in the center of the hall and was like talking to everybody........i dont know how my friends knew but they were like all....."going to the bathroom" at the same time.........so we were chillaxin in the hall.....my french called me a retard and said some shit french i dont know what thje fuck he was saying so i laughed at him..........then he laughed and kicked me out ......so yeah it was a kickass day......i dont even know what i was doing...... i dont think i was. doing anything that a retard would do and that pretty fucking mean...... why not mentally challenged or........stupid head.........but god retard.........? can you even say that in schools?
hahahaha hes chill as fuck though

i like it when guys were cut off shirts.......its like grab my ass kind of hot.................

*eats a cream egg* ewww the cream looks like cum...............yummy jk jk lol i love that white stuff though in the middle of the egg its good

josh morgan is going to hell because he is stupid and ignorant and just fucking stupid dont talk about cirb checking anyone unless you know what it is dumbfuck

i hate people that are so stupid its labled ignorance thats sad and pathetic...............................................im down with the drunkness but not at a poetry slam were im preforming and were others are preforming your a faggot...........................and i hate you so stop staring at me in class like you want me or something cause its creepy..............fuck face hope you see this.....

go fuck your head under a tree

i went to party and forgot the present.............wow

i was playing marco pollo today and burnzy one of my nazi friends (i know its weird me being tottaly against that.....hes not really nazi just the stuff he says to me makes him one)
so anyway i was like fucking in the water yelling like a dumbass MARCO (who the fuck is that guy anyway) and burnzy says mexi-jew
then i say "eva should......"
burnzy says "get in the oven"
then i say "oven" like really loud and the whole pool compacity could here
Burnzy says "eva isnt good enough for a conventional oven she needs to get into the easy bake oven" HAHAHA
thats some fucked up shit!
but i laugh then his girl friend jamie starts punching him over and over and over again
then i dunk burnzy and basicly mall his head which means to attack
it was funny as hell
so for my b-day that was just here feb 21 im gonna get a easy bake oven from burnzy well next year and its probbly not gonna happen.........but that would be choice if it did lol