Please please please please please pleeeeeeeeeeee
[Evilmonk], you're not allowed to go out and run around with a video camera like you did during Ivan.
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me the hell alone.
2. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it
3. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. No one is listening until you fart.
6. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
8. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
9. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
10. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
11. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
12. Experience is something you donít get until just after you need it.
13. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... then things get worse.
14. Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day!
The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.
Five more days and Mother Nature decides she wants to make us sweat a little bit. It's okay though (or at least that's what I try to tell myself) because it will make him getting here all the sweeter. I hear Dennis lost some gusto, though *keeps fingers crossed*
I know there are a lot of cynics out there, and well, frankly, I just don't care. I love this guy - I have loved other people before in my life, and this feeling I Have now makes me question whatever it was I felt before... because it was nothing like this. I've never wanted to take anyone home to meet the parents. I've never been so excited to include someone in my life. I've never felt so lucky to be with someone and at the same time, like they feel so grateful to have me by their side as well.
After a lot of years being ignored, alone, desolate and full of despair my life has taken a complete 180degree turn and the fates smile upon me. The life I lead now is such a charmed existence. And the icing on my cake is absolutely [Evilmonk]. I can't wait for him to be here with me permanently (in September he's leaving that disaster area AKA Pensacola) and to have the opportunity each and every day to show him how much he means to me.
I love you, Matt.
Completely and utterly.
xo
T~
I hate to jump on any bandwagons... but...
ok fine fine FINE!!!
Batman Begins was SOOOOOO FRIGGIN COOOOOOOOOL! =B
My favorite Batman movie yet. Christian Bale was perfection. Michael Cain was awesome comic relief. And how can you beat a supporting cast of Liam Neeson, Gary Oldman, Morgan Freeman and Rutger Hauer? YOU BLOODY WELL CAN'T!
My only only gripe was everytime I saw Katie Holmes I thought about Tom Cruise and his super-dorkdom on the Oprah show (http://www.bor
And... ok... I saw the War of the Worlds preview tonight, too.. and YEAH I wanna go see it *sigh* despite Tom's super dorkdom, it looks like a kick ass movie.
Oh wait... another gripe about Batman Begins... not enough Scarecrow... but, I suppose, that just leaves the door open for a sequel *crosses fingers* Just as long as Christian Bale returns as Batman!
Went in for an 8 week follow up visit today and the doctor told me to stop lifting anything over 15 pounds, damn it. I could have a post operative hernia where my incision busts open on the inside where the muscles haven't healed completely and me guts would come pouring forth. Well... needless to say, that was enough of a disturbing mental picture to make me NOT wanna push the whole lifting thing. Oh, and no sit ups or anything like that yet. So, pretty much I can stretch and walk as far as exercise goes, at least for another couple of months. So, maybe some light yoga, but no weight training or Aikido yet. Nyah, I have a doctor's note to be lazy heheh
Another month and a half and I can have a glass of wine with dinner. Yay! Gotta keep my liver primed, y'know.
My Uncle is doing really fantastic. Aside from some swelling due to fluids, which is mostly uncomfortable and a nuisance, he is strong and energetic. Him and my Aunt have been to the opera and the symphony a couple of times now, and have been going out to eat on occaision. I hope this time next year, they'll be able to do some travelling - at least domestically if not international.
Y'know what sucks?
The cat projectile vomiting onto my D&D Players Handbook...
=P
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Episode 2 Premiere
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I love this clip =9
Awwwwww *pouty and disappointed* Unless it IS fiction =(
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http://lionvs4
Truth is stranger than fiction!
LMFAO
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I spent $80 on Free Comic Book Day. Hey, it was 20% off storewide - how can I resist the bargain?? The clerks ringing me up were freakin the hell out, "I've never even HEARD of a GIRL spending this much money on comic books!" THey even threw in a free $20 Burne Hogarth book on Dynamic Light and Shadow for me. Oh, what a wink and giggle will get a girl ;)
It was the four "Blade of the Immortal" books that jacked up my total... but they are so worth it. I need MORE!!!
And awaaaaaaaaaaaa
see ya in a little while, my friends...
I'll miss ya ^^
*big hugs*
=D
everyone needs to know about this...
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Two days later, and I am still recovering from Birthday Celebration Mayhem on the 9th. My god.. I haven't partied that hard in I can't even tell you how long. Talk about wild abandon. It felt faaaaantastic. I lost count of the shots around 10pm. The bestest friends a girl could ask for were all there. I made a sappy, heartfelt toast to them, telling them all how much I value them, love them, need them, admire them, etc... It felt good to let them all know that sentimental stuff. Life's too short to assume the people you care about know how you feel... they'll always feel good when you tell them.
I got a huge case of the warm fuzzies from all the great birthday wishes from my Elftown friends, too. It was really overwhelming - you guys don't even know how much you made my day.
This was, literally, the best birthday I've ever had.
*big hugs all around*
I have to see this movie...
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