Today's Joke (found on a forum, and it made me laugh my smart ass off)

Za new English
The European Commission has just announced an agreement, whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

_{I hope you know, I hope you know this had nothing to do with you, it's personal... Fairytales don't always have a happy end, do they...}

I keep singing this on an on... and someone out there knows why.

Yeah. >.>
Thanks everyone for all the signs of love and compassion, it helped a lot. /sarcasm

Today is one of those day when I wish I wasn't a woman.

New text added to the Wild Lillies: The Song of a Planet. Would apreciate some critics. Thanks.

I feel abandoned. No one writes me. It happens 7 times out of ten not to have any message when I login...

The empty half of the glass:

For the last few days I re-dug myself into Sid Meier's Pirates. I just love this game. I already have a brig with 24 guns and 225 sailors, I captured 62 ships and I have 62000 golden coins of plunder . Oh, I also won fights against other pirates (anonymous or known), found 7 treasures, became French lieutenant, English commander, and Dutch & Spanish captain (because so far it was their ships I kept sinking . When I see the yellow spanish flag, I just can't help it ).
Here's a little screenshot of my pirate Stefan beating up ermmm... someone :

It got much better. You all that hoped I was going to be your slave for a cig, you missed the occasion . I am officially non-smoker now

I didn't smoke for 3 days. For the last 2 days the only thing I could think of was "cig. I want a cig. I NEED a cig!"
Yeah.
And the only store I know here -that sells cigs- has been closed the last 3 days. I feel like a drug addicted who needs his dose . I am officially going crazy if I don't get a cig. I also officially do anything for a cig.
Kids, don't start smoking.

Try the Impossible Quiz!
http://www.220.ro/Testul_imposibil-content10864.html

Wonderful moon tonight...

This day starts great... I woke up with my back, hips and knees stuck... They hurt each time I make a movement... *cries*

For all my friends:
http://www.scrolllock.nl/home.cfm

Finally all my drawings have been scanned! Yay!
Chrysilla`s Drawn World - please tell me your opinion!

No offence for the Americans... but some people are just OMG!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCkYfYa8ePI&eurl=

=))

"Reporter: Name a country that begins with 'u'.
person: -Yugoslavia?" =))

or better:
"person: Errmm... I don't know.
reporter: How about USA?
person: omg you're right!"

Right! OH MY GODNESS !!!

Wait, it's getting better:
Q: What country do you think we should invade next?
A: Errr... Italy.
Another answer: Russia, China...
Aa: India, Brazil, Korea...
Aa: Prbably France... o.O

Q: Who is Tony Blair?
A: A skater.
Aa: An actor.

Q: What's the religion of Israel?
A: Hmmm... israelian?
Aa: Musulman.
Aa: Definately catholic.

Q:How mane kidneys does a persone have?
A: One.

Q: How many world wars have there been?
A: Three.

Q: What are Hiroshima and Nagasaki are known for?
A: Wrestling?

Q: How many Eiffel Towers are in Paris?
A: I've seen about ten. (my note: you were dead drunk then, my boy...)

Well... no comments.

I just have to share this with everyone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omnOhzOyAIo
*rofl*

For the people out there interested in knowing me better:
Chrysilla's Notes (2), Chrysilla's Notes (3)